A/N: Don't own. The reason for this randomness is based on a prompt: "Fake wand, teddy bear, spare lone sock" I ran and had fun with it. Have fun with this too?
"I swear, if I get a hold of Mr. and Mr. Weasley…!"
"What did they do?"
Minerva brandished the fake wand and threw the large teddy bear in his direction.
Albus grinned.
"That's NOT funny, Al," she muttered.
She stalked to the mirror but Albus suddenly caught her by the hand and pressed her close to him.
Albus brought his lips down to kiss her sensuously. At first resistant, Minerva pushed against his chest and glared at him. Her voice was muffled as he gently but firmly nudged his tongue into her, begging entry. Gradually, she relaxed into his arms and brought her own around his neck. Pulling him closer, she kissed him harder and they toppled on her magnificent bed.
"My sock…" Albus murmured vaguely.
"On the teddy."