Chelkar was chillin on the bridge of the Scion of Remedia, his pretty asskickin' Frigate, like he always does when suddenly he felt the urge to go chillax in the recroom

So he went to the recroom and was chillaxin when he started thinking about past missions that his father was a part of he was thinking about barja the dead kriegan bitch who had

saved his fathers life so many times before. and then he thought of the ork that he made fun of and got hte others kills! but there was no time for that because suddenli a alarm went off

and the lights died and the red flashing emergenci lite start blare.

"What is tht" Chelkar wondered to himself.

"Papi, what is the status of the ship" Chelkar asked the pilot on the radio

"Its a me! Papi! i DON'T A KNOw what is a going on!" he said over hte radio

"Well figure it out papi or else we will be oh no" said chelkar on the radio as he slowly turned his eyes over and let out a loud GHASP there were DEMON in the room with him

and they look like they were spoilin for a fite.

"Hey you human you want to fight fight me" Said the demon with the flamey sword "I'll make ur life a living hell!"

"Oh no" said chelkar as he made arush for the bulkhead door.

But the demon was 2 quick 4 him and grabbed him by the foot.

"haha got you now" said the demon

"No u dont" said chelkar as he initiated combat and grappled the demon after rolling a natural 1

"get off me pathetic human" said the demon as it wrestel in chelkar's graple

"No" said chelkar as he pull out his power axe and begin to swing at the demons face

"Ow pls stop" said the demon but it was too late because chelkar had already begun the death swing and cleave the demons face in two

"Heh, not so tough were you sonny" said chelkar as the demon slumped to the ground

it was ded

"Chelkar its a me! papi! The geller is down! I think I can a fix but oh jesus a christ!" Papi said as the radio cut off abruptly

"Papi come in it is chelkar say again over" but it was too late, for all he knew, papi was ded "Looks like its all up to me now" said chelkar as he grab his stun stick and headed for the brdige

after what seem like forever to walka cross the frigate (because the scion of remedia is a big ship lol) he finally make it to the bridge

"Haha ur too late chelkar" said the Greater Burrito Demon

"Burrito Deamons!? on my ship!?" scream chelkr in disblf

"Its more likely than you think essay" said the burrito demon

But it was too late for the burrito demon because chelkar had already secretly made backdoor plans with the GM and suddenly a bulkhead open and a leman russ burst from it

"Kill them all! move guardman go!" said the sargent

"Heh, it was nothing peronsal" chelkar said as papi sprang from hiding and began to eat the burrito deamon (papi is mexican so he is rly god at eating burritos)

After that the burrito demon and all his nacholings were kille by the IG and the bridge was back under control.

"SO now what" said strom verus who juts woke up after being afk for like 2 months

"I dont know" said chelkar "Corinthe advance the plot tell what hapen"

"Well uh you see there is still one prolem with the gellar field" said corinthe "Andm y blinky screen is still picking up a HUGE BLIP at the gellar field room"

"Then we will go there" said chelkar, "gentlemen, onward!"

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"Strom?"

But strom was afk agian

so the groiup venture to the gellar field room where they suddenly all made a huge GHASP and their eys went wide when they saw the worst possible thing feasting on their mountain dew warp drive.

it was the Dorritosus Maximus aka Dorrito Demon, it feasted on mountain dew and MLG energy coming straight from the rogue trader crew themselves.

"Get off my dick dorrito demon" said chelkar

"No" said dorrito demon "ur so mlg i must fest on ur energy 4 survife"

"No demon get off or u wil be kil" said chelakr

"Ok." said the demomn as it got off the drive

BUT IT WAS ALL A RUSE becase then out of nowhere mountain dew demons came out of the walls, they were green mist and were posess chelkars men and turn them into silver 2 scrubs.

"Oh no" said chelkar as he drew out his stun stick he knew the only way to kill non mlg energy was with straight up 420xxx dankscope enegry that was emitted from his stun stick.

and so he begans winging at everyone and everything recking them up and at one point he hit papi because chelkar doenst like hispanic very much he said it was an accident but it rly wastn

finally the demon dorrito was kill and the gellar field was back to normal

up at the bridge they were morning papis death when suddenly papi came back alive to the bridge!

"HE SURVIFE" said chelkar

"its a me! a papi!" said papi, "Where do you want a to go!?"

helo station sadi chelkar

ok said papi

and so they went into the warp but then papi rolled a 99 because his dice rolls are total shit and then they got sucked into the warp and shit out the wonng place.

"Where are we" said chelkar

"We are at the EYE OF TEROR" said Papi

chelkar sigh and pull out lho stick he never smoke but he thot now waz god time 2 he lean back in commander chair and breth in the sweet toxic while listening to this song watch?v=zEClCAFjYHg

TO BE CONTINUED

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