Bloody Hell What am I Thinking?

Chapter one

WE WON!

Tell those stories to me

I'm dying to hear the things you've done and seen

Farfetched as they may be

You strike a smile in me

Your stories ring of prejury

Constructed of self empowering theme

Sucking on my brain

You're the teacher, I'm the student

Turning things around

You story's not congruent

Tabloid decoys

Pitiful excuses

Turning things around

You're turning things around!

A maniac stunning scene

I'm taking notes

You're taking me away

Into your false reality

I know your comfort lies in lying

To try to make your life make sense

But you're not making sense

I'd say it aloud

But I'm not allowed

I see your head

Spin round and round

Broken record talk tonight

Skip that needle back and forth on your mind

Wearing out unconvincing lies

Like a seedling dropped from and old oak tree

Your shade don't hide no sun from me

Fake stories humor me

It's graduation time

I love you like a mother

James Potter ran off stage. He and his best friends were performing in the Hogwarts school talent show. Their band was called the marauders. There was him and Remus Lupin on the guitar, then Peter Pettigrew (DIE PETER) on bass. Last but not least Sirius Black on drums (the drummer is always the coolest.) "PRONGS!" Sirius shouted "we are definitely gonna win!" the prize for the talent show was a hundred galleons, and a record deal. James was thinking that too till the next group went on. It was Lily Evans' group. They weren't good, they were the BEST!

Perfect by nature

Icons of self indulgence

just what we all need

more lies about a world that

never was and never will be

have you no shame? Don't you see me?

You know you've got everybody fooled

Look here she comes now

Bow down and stare in wonder

Oh how we love you

No flaws when you're pretending

But now I know she

Never was and never will be

You don't know how you've betrayed me

And somehow you've got everybody fooled

Without the mask, where will you hide?

Can't find yourself lost in your lie

I know the truth now

I know who you are

And I don't love you anymore

It Never was and never will be

You don't know how you've betrayed me

And somehow you've got everybody fooled

It never was and never will be

You're not real and you can't save me

Somehow now you're everybody's fool

They ran off stage with James looking at them dumbfounded. Lily's voice was so, so perfect. Her gleaming red hair was bouncing as she walked off stage. "EVANS! HEY EVANS!" James was shouting at her. She turned around, "what do you want potter?" She was using her icy glare. James cowered a little, but he told her "You were brilliant." she smiled then walked over to her friends Chrissy (her real name is Christine), Lea, and Sabrina (a/n I had to go look up these names, and I got these results: Lily- Blossoming flower, Christine- Christ-bearer, Lea- Meadow, and Sabrina- Cactus Fruit.) Suddenly they started giggling as Ryan Austerman walked up to them to compliment.
James was ready to kill him as he started flirting with Lily.Sirius had to grab the back of James' robe to stop him from killing Ryan. "I swear, if Austerman flirts with Lily one more time, I'll tear his head off his shoulders." (A/n I love a boy named Ryan Austerman he is so sweet.) Lily and her friends started giggling. "K, I'll see you at practice" Ryan smiled and they walked to their dressing room.
Half an hour later Dumbledore was back onstage to say the winner. "I am proud to say that this year we have two winners, these groups will get the same tour." Dumbledore cleared his throat, "this year's talent show winners are THE MARADERS! And LILYZEX!" Lily screamed, she couldn't believe it. Her, Lily Evans was gonna go on tour. Well she was gonna go on tour later in the summer already, but she could hardly believe that she was going to miss school for it too. Yes she was going to go on tour anyway, earlier that year Wizard Kelly (a/n my little brother watches the proud family lots,) had heard them practicing in the room of requirement while visiting Hogwarts.
Lily walked on the stage with her pianist, Sabrina, and her bass guitarist, Chrissy. Her regular guitarist, Kyle Mattson, was walking behind them. From the other side of the stage, James and Sirius followed by Remus and Peter. 'James looks perfect' Lily thought 'WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING?' The leaders of both bands (Lily and James) shook hands. "Congratulations James" Lily said. "You too Lily," James replied.
Seeing the way they were talking to each other, Sabrina leaned over and whispered to Chrissy, "I think they like each other." they both giggled. Lily apparently heard them and turned her head whispering, "Wrong, I like Ryan" she said the word Ryan as if they were in the clouds.
The night ended with a party in the Gryffindor common room. They all played truth or dare. The truths and dares were as such... Next chapter:

TRUTH OR DARE THE TOUR INFO I decided that for my first fic I'll leave you with some question to ponder. So my format will be as such:

Story (complete with a/n)

Chapter preview

Question to ponder

Rumors too a future HP book

Facts not mentioned in the HP books

My goodbyes to you Question to ponder:

In the fifth book, Dumbledore says that he doesn't care what they do to him, as long as they don't take him off the chocolate frog cards. I, myself took this as just a proof of how cool Dumbledore is, but upon reflection, I realized that maybe there is more to that. Maybe Dumbledore is using his photos to find out what's going on. Recall that in the first book when Harry gets his Dumbledore card, the photograph winks at him and disappears. Could he have gone to inform the real Dumbledore of how Harry is doing? Rumor: Book 7: The last word will be "scar"

The last sentence will be a quote by Ron saying "Harry, where's your scar?" Fact not mentioned in HP books: Hermione's birthday is September 19th, and Ron's is March 1st You may call me weird, but hey, I'm bored, please review it's sooooooooo easy just click the button down there. Oh by the way, if you don't like the a/n's please say so, I put a lot of them in there. Just say so! PLEASE REVIEW!

Oh yeah the two songs I put in there are not mine if you didn't notice. The first one is "Leech" by Eve 6. The second one is "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence

Disclaimer: All these characters: James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Peter, (a/n DIE PETER DIE) and Dumbledore, they all belong to J.K. Rowling. Everybody's Fool is Amy Lee and Ben Moody's Leech is Eve 6's

All I own is an empty coke can, and Chrissy, Lea, Sabrina, Ryan, and Kyle.

Is that sad? REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! I won't post more till I get 5 reviews. I shall treat you all like royalty.