Title: Game plan
Summary:
A chicken is an enemy. The chicken is THE enemy. And Uchiha Sasuke… is the CHICKEN. Our only mission: Eliminate the chicken at all cause. Disregard other obstacles. Elimination of Uchiha Sasuke is a priority number one. SASUSAKU. AU
a/n:Hello everyone! I decided to write a fic! Yay! Lol. Well, this story was inspired by a text message from a friend. Tell me what you think, 'kay?
Enjoy!
A chicken is an enemy
The chicken is THE ENEMY
Eliminate chicken at all cause
This is our motto, this is our life, this…
is our game plan
Prologue
"The moment that man walked in, I knew he was bad news…
Very, very, bad news…"
Yes, Yes, this is me, speaking in my 28 year old body…
What?
You don't understand what I'm talking about?
Well, I suppose this is confusing…
Sigh.
Alright, I'll introduce myself then…
My name, is Haruno Shinji…
Currently 28 years old, son of Haruno Heiachi and Kasumi…
Though…
Sad to say…
My mother, Haruno Kasumi…
Died while giving birth to my baby sister…
Who is currently 23 years old…
And goes by the name, Haruno Sakura, currently a pre-school teacher and a part- time doctor in a clinic called "Hidden Leaf Hospital"…
Well, now that I think about it…
It was not that much of a grave loss for my father and I when mother died…
True, it saddened usboth my father and Iat first, but we realized that we need not prolong our grief and mourning since my mother left my father and I, a wonderful gift…
Yes, and by that, I mean…
My baby sister…
So yeah, she isn't that much of a baby anymore considering she is 23 years old…
But my father and I will never stop treating her as our, "hime"…
"Alright, now that you know me…
I'll continue what I was saying…
Now, where was I?
Oh… right…"
Ehem…
"The moment that man walked in, I knew, he was bad news…
Very, very, bad news… "
"Which reminds me…
Before I forg--"
Oww!
THAT HURT!
argh.
Let me kindly remind you--little evil demonic readers-- that throwing garbage is very impolite.
And NO, you may not throw furniture at me.
Do not worry, this is the last time I'm going to interrupt your reading...
Well, not really the last time...snicker
Ahhhh! I was joking! I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!!
ehem.
Moving on...
I shall continue what I was saying before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED...
clears throat ehem...
"Which reminds me…
Before I forget, I need to inform you of one vital thing before I continue...
Just to make things clear,
This is me, Haruno Shinji, re-telling you the story of how my sister's pre-school students turned into the anti-chicken warriors for one month…
How my father and I unleashed our overprotective fury…
And lastly, how my baby sister…
My hime-chan,
Found the love of her life…
The one man, marked as "the chicken" by pre-school students…
The man my father and I loathed for a long amount of time…
Uchiha Sasuke. "
a/n Well? What do you guys think? As I have said before, this was inspired by a text message from a friend. Wondering what the text message said?
Lol.
Well, here's what it said:
A skunk is an ENEMY…
The ENEMY is the SKUNK. Ü
gOod mOrning!
Hahaha…Mustah?
And in case you're wondering, I showed you guys the exact words in the text message. I'm serious. It's exactly what's written in the text message. ;D
Hmmm… I guess that's about it! Don't forget to review guys! Cause, reviews inspire me to update! Lol. See ya in the next chapter! Bye bye!