Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Yui was getting tired of hearing a Three-year old Shinji cry out for someone to tell him a story. but at the same time, she didn't want to get up from bed. She had found such a good spot!
"Dear, could you at least make one attempt at being a parent? And. Read. Shinji. A. Story..." Yui asked through her teeth.
"I do not see why. The child will have to learn to sleep with out someone telling him a story." Gendo flatly stated.
Yui's eyes narrowed.
"On the other hand, it is a perfect time to bond with Shinji." Gendo said, while making placating gestures and backing away slowly to leave the room.
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"Wanna hear a story! Wanna hear a story!" Shinji cried.
Gendo walked in and sat in the chair beside Shinj's bed.
"Yui requested that I tell you a story. What story do you want to hear?" Gendo asked with a slight grunt.
"Rashomon! Rashomon!" Shinji said with a cheer.
"That's a movie. And you're too young. What else?" Gendo asked.
"Uhh..." Shinji was interupted before he could say anything else.
"Never mind. I shall make one up." Gendo said with a huff.
Shinji leaned in closer to hear better.
"Once there was a whiny boy who asked for a story. He was so whiny, everyone died. The end." Gendo quickly stated.
Gendo then got up and left the room.
It was a few seconds before Shinji spoke.
"That didn't help at all!"
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Author's notes- Idea popped into my head and refused to leave until I posted this.
edit - Corrected a spelling error.