It was a dark and stromy knight. I desided to play Melee. I was playing adventure mode when I saw that my power had gone out. How odd. The storm had passed. Weird.

I then ate PBJ MY MOM made for me... I returned to playing the game. It was sew fun that I laughed until I peed my pants (dont tell mom). All of a sudden.. Out from nowhere... Completly unxpected... a strange sound came from the GameCube. It whent WOOOHOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It was soooo scary I peed my pants again, but four a different reason. The sound mad me scre

am "AAAAAHHHHHHH!" I cried and screamed and peed four a total of 34 seconds b4 I stopped... It was weird... I never cried that long... Only 10 seconds Macks.

Then mister game and watch appeared on the screen and he was slightly darker than before. I dropped my controller in fear. "Aaaaahhhhhh!" I yelled again. Then, I cried until my mom came home. She found me, gave me a hug, and told me to eat more PBJ. I love my mom. Then, Luigi went on screen... With hyper realistic eyes. "Ahhhh!" I screamed. My mom was gone. Luigi then said "watch out we're watching you always." I knew darkEX was behind this. I yelled, not knowing what wood come next and peed my pants one moar time.

UP NXET: SCARY SCARY... BLOOD RED... DARKEX HYPER REALISTIC EYES SCARE HAUNT! Coming son!