Theme: Most accidents happen in the home.
"Accidents Happen"
By Tsuki
Pairing: GEN
Disclaimer: Please, if I owned them there'd be a lot more slashy
goodness on that show…
Summary: Janet's got a headache, and SG1 is the cause…
A/N: Written in the spur of the moment, and un beta'd blushes Sorry
about that...
This is just a little drabble that I wrote a long time ago for a yahoo list that I'm on...
"Let me get this straight." Janet said skeptically as she looked at the four members of SG1, in various states of disarray, who sat in front of her.
"To be honest Janet, it wasn't our fault..." Daniel cut in, his voice slightly muffled by the ice pack he was holding to his split lip. He trailed off when he saw her raised eyebrow, one that even Teal'c could be proud of.
"I'm not even sure I want to here this." Janet said tiredly.
Jack snorted from his place next to Daniel, and glared at the archeologist, the look only slightly ruined by his spectacular black eye.
Sam laughed, only to mask it with a cough when her commanding officer's glare turned towards her. She swung her legs over the side of the bed across from the Colonel and Daniel, and turned her gaze on the nurse who was stitching up the gash in her arm. Daniel's lips twitched, but fortunately he managed to contain himself.
Teal'c rumbled from his place beside Sam, "It was a most unfortunate accident that is the fault of no one; however, I feel that I must leave so that I may rid myself of this… substance."
Teal'c truly was a sight; he alone had escaped injury, but had somehow ended up covered in canary yellow paint. Janet nodded her assent to Teal'c, and the Jaffa left the room faster than Janet had ever seen him move.
The infirmary was filled with more people than necessary, most wandering around trying to look busy, as they listened intently to SG1's latest mishap.
"Let me get this straight." Janet repeated, stressing each word slightly as she tried to gather herself. "You were trying to paint the Colonel's kitchen…"
Daniel nodded, and Jack waved his hand, urging her to get it over with.
"You were trying to paint the Colonel's kitchen, and somehow, the Colonel got a black eye, Daniel's got a split lip, Sam has a gash in her arm, and Teal'c is covered in bright yellow paint…"
"Well to be more accurate, Daniel tripped over the ladder, which Carter was standing on, causing her to fall off, and Daniel to hit the counter and me." Jack clarified. Daniel ducked his head, embarrassed.
"And Teal'c?" Janet asked.
"The paint was on top of the ladder." Sam supplied helpfully.
Someone in the background gave a muffled laugh, and the Colonel turned around to glare at the person, an unfortunate airman, who made a hasty exit. Janet stared after him...wondering where she'd seen him before...oh that's right, he was one of the check point guards...what was he doing down in the infirmary?
Janet nodded absently, "Well, the three of you will have to be on light duty for a few days until those injuries heal up a bit. You might want to lay off the painting for a while as well…"
Jack shrugged and hopped off the bed. "Well, you know what they say Doc, most accidents happen in the home."
The three remaining members of SG1 filed out of the infirmary. Janet shook her head and wondered where her bottle of aspirin was. She definitely needed it after dealing with SG1.