A/N: I wrote this in 9th grade when out of boredom, my friend gave me "Loki" and "Alarm Clock" as a prompt to write something, and this happened. So this is all thanks to the wonderful Bikana. Enjoy this random silly one-shot! :D
Disclaimer: Hats off to Stan Lee for making this wonderful franchise. In other words, it's his, not mine.
If there was one thing Loki liked about Midgard, it was absolutely nothing. Well, if there was anything he tolerated about it, it would be the fact he was free, as opposed to in a dungeon in Asgard. He appreciated that, even if he didn't want to admit that. To anyone. Especially Thor, who was the entire reason he was here. He'd been pardoned on Asgard and sent (with Thor) to Midgard for probation, with no magic. How was this made worse? He had a babysitter, babysitters to be exact: Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain America, Iron Man, Dr. Banner, and his brother.
Hawkeye refused to be in the same room with him, Widow glared at him and cocked her pistol repeatedly, Stars and Stripes didn't talk to him, and Dr. Banner was much like Hawkeye. Thor was away with the petty Midgardian woman he loved which meant who watched him? Anthony Stark. Iron Man.
"Hey, reindeer games. I found this and thought you'd like it." He held out a small electronic device (an alarm clock). Loki took it skeptically and pressed the button on top.
Nothing happened.
"What is this?"
Tony shrugged, "You'll see."
And so Loki put it down and forgot about it, until four AM the following morning. An incessant beeping filled the air, that seemed to be emitting from the box Stark had given him. Loki threw it across the room, trying and failing to break it.
Tony found him with the desk chair in his hands, raised to hit the alarm clock. Loki scowled at him, "What is this thing?" Tony picked it up and turned it off, "An alarm clock. Irritating, loud, and useless. Kind of like you. And, it's made of an industrial material, so you can't break it." He pressed the top button and the beeping started again.
Loki growled, "Does it not bother you?" Tony shrugged, "Sound proof walls reindeer games. And your door is locked." He handed the still beeping clock back to the god of mischief, "Have fun." Loki watched him leave, the small Midgardian thing still annoyingly loud. It had just gotten worse.