Ranma Meets AIM!!!!
(This is just a crazed way to scare people. Tell me if it works!! Guess who
they all are!!!!)
*Enters Chat*
2manygirls4me: Is anyone here?
Blind_duck_boi: I'm in
Hair_care_ramen: Me here too
Blind_duck_boi: Hello everyone! Hozit goin?
2manygirls4me: not too bad. Akane's been bugging me about every little thing!
Hair_care_ramen: Well, I take care of her for you!!!
2manygirls4me: Yah, it'd b nice to have a break from that tomboy
*Enters chat*
Killer_kook: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!!?!?!?!
Blind_duck_boi: PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD!!!
Blind_duck_boi: You can't hurt him from there anyway!
Killer_kook: Well, than he better not come home until I forget!
2manygirls4me: don't I get a say in this?
Hair_care_ramen: u no need a say, you have me!!!!
2manygirls4me: I am so dead.
Blind_duck_boi: but what about me? I love you!!!
Killer_kook: .umm, who was that directed towards???
Blind_duck_boi: who do you think?
*Enters chat*
Smakin_spatula_babe: Hiya honey!!!
2manygirls4me: and it goes from bad to worse
Smakin_spatula_babe: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
Killer_kook: You just keep killing yourself here
2manygirls4me: *sarcastic* but no the special way that you do, my sweet murderer
Hair_care_ramen: WHAT YOU MEAN 'MY SWEET'!!!???
Smakin_spatula_babe: HOW CAN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT BEHIND MY BACK?!?!!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU SAY WHEN UR HERE????
Killer_kook: Wow, from being friends to being on Most Wanted in about a minute flat. Is that a record?
Blind_duck_boi: *sighs* How r u going to get urself out of this one?
2manygirls4me: good question.
2manygirls4me: *runs and ducks from the flying weapons and heat sensitive missiles*
*Enters chat*
P_chan_piggy: Hello everyone!!!
Killer_kook: Ho do you know my pig's name?
*Exits chat*
Killer_kook: that was odd.
2manygirls4me: the world may never know.
Hair_care_ramen: Not that the world don't know already. Kook the only one who is clueless!
Smakin_spatula_babe: that's right. We all know. Ranma was the first to tell all of us so we wouldn't tell you.
Blind_duck_boi: be nice girls. We don't want to get Ranma killed.
Hair_care_ramen: says who?
Smakin_spatula_babe: why not? After what he's done to us, he deserves it!!
2manygirls4me: once again! Can I have a word in about my impending doom?
*Enters chat*
Ribbon_swingin_lover: *giggles and cackles evilly* RANMA DARLING IS MINE!!! FOREVER!!!!!
*Exits chat*
Smakin_spatula_babe: .
Hair_care_ramen: .
Blind_duck_boi: .
Killer_kook: .
2manygirls4me: .... damn those spammers!
Killer_kook: something you're not telling us?
2manygirls4me: yes, cause I just love all of scary lady stalkers.
Hair_care_ramen: bad thing for you to say
Smakin_spatula_babe: you really are suicidal aren't you?
*Enters chat*
Demon_dog_boi: at least you don't' have a ~dead~ lady stalker!!!
*All*(got lazy): huh?
Demon_dog_boi: sorry, wrong chat.
*Exits chat*
Blind_duck_boi: that was very odd.
Hair_care_ramen: I agree.
Blind_duck_boi: *happy* YOU DO?????? *Very happy*
Killer_kook: breathe!!!!!!!!!!!
2manygirls4me: it's going to take age to get him off the ceiling.
Smakin_spatula_babe: Shampoo, don't you know not to tell him things like that? He goes insane!!!!
2manygirls4me: don't they all?
Blind_duck_boi: I'm still here you know!!!
Hair_care_ramen: I no mean it like that you stupid duck!!
Blind_duck_boi: awww.
Smakin_spatula_babe: I think u hurt his feelings
Killer_kook: not that like that doesn't happen everyday
Hair_care_ramen: he no get hurt if he leave me alone
2manygirls4me: or maybe you could pay attention to him; he does love you
Hair_care_ramen: but do you love me?
Blind_duck_boi: GOD!! I feel like some sort of freak with all you peeps talking about me like that!! STOP!!
2manygirls4me: I am so dead.
Killer_kook: good answer
Smakin_spatula_babe: I dare you to answer that
Blind_duck_boi: I can't wait to see how you get out of this one
2manygirls4me: maybe I should go.
Smakin_spatula_babe: NO!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: Not til I hear answer
2manygirls4me: well, then I take the fifth
Blind_duck_boi: INVALID!!!!
Killer_kook: that only works in America for American citizens
Smakin_spatula_babe: 2 bad for 2 many!!
2manygirls4me: well, in that case, I would like to be buried facing the east with a marble gravestone
Hair_care_ramen: I STILL WAITING!!!!!
Smakin_spatula_babe: and I am ready to kill either you or her!!!
Hair_care_ramen: why me!!!
Killer_kook: cause if he does love you, then if ur gone she gets him
Killer_kook: I do know how these things work, you know
Blind_duck_boi: while I am ready to kill Ranma for taking my girl
Hair_care_ramen: I NOT YOUR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
*Exits chat*
Smakin_spatula_babe: who left?
Killer_kook: ROLE CALL!!!
Blind_duck_boi: here
Hair_care_ramen: here
Smakin_spatula_babe: here
Killer_kook: and I'm here
Blind_duck_boi: Ranma fled while he had the chance
Killer_kook: smart boy
Hair_care_ramen: not smart. I still need answer
Smakin_spatula_babe: I don't think ur gonna get it honey
Blind_duck_boi: good for him
Killer_kook: why does he always run when he has to answer that particular question?
Hair_care_ramen: who he loves?
Smakin_spatula_babe: yeah.
*Enters chat*
Ribbon_swingin_lover: *giggles and cackles evilly* RANMA DARLING IS MINE!!!
FOREVER!!!!!
Killer_kook: he's not here you know
Ribbon_swingin_lover: oh
Hair_care_ramen: he left about a minute ago
Smakin_spatula_babe: you should've stuck round the first time
Blind_duck_boi: but then you may have made him leave sooner
Killer_kook: y?
Blind_duck_boi: being in the same chat room with all his potential love interests? It's suicide!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: or maybe it was the commoners that made him leave
Killer_kook: EXCUSE ME?!?!
Hair_care_ramen:?!?!?!?!?!?!
Smakin_spatula_babe: what do you mean?!?!?!?!?!?
*Enters chat*
Blu_thunder_king: Greetings! My fellow Furinkans, what pleasure it is to be in your company!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: what computer are you on? For I have taken over the only one at home?
Smakin_spatula_babe: pleasure? I have to go gag now.
Blind_duck_boi: yeah, where did you find one?
Blind_duck_boi: he was trying to loaf off me by using my spare
Hair_care_ramen: you have no money, yet you have spare computer?
Killer_kook: you should sell the xtra!!
Blu_thunder_king: I found one at the school. The principal tried to stop me, but I have bested him once again!
*Enters Chat*
2manygirls4me: I'm back
Hair_care_ramen: so now you can answer question!!!
2manygirls4me: crap
Blu_thunder_king: I have not seen you in this chat before, who might you be; friend or foe?
Ribbon_swingin_lover: who do you think, brother dear?
Smakin_spatula_babe: hey sweets! Ur back!
Killer_kook: now you can answer the question of your upcoming death!
Blu_thunder_king: and what question is this lout being forced to answer?
Blind_duck_boi: whether he loves shampoo or not. (It should be not)
Hair_care_ramen: you stay out!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: but why would he say that when he loves me?
Smakin_spatula_babe: exactly what I said!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: I'm glad that you finally know that he loves me and only me!
Smakin_spatula_babe: WHAT!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!
Killer_kook: having fun Ranma?
2manygirls4me: NO!!!!
Blu_thunder_king: why must he be such a cetin as to allow my sweet Akane be forced into his rampages across town?
Hair_care_ramen: ANSWER QUESTION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smakin_spatula_babe: ranchan is mine!!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: but why would he lower himself to the likes of you?
Killer_kook: if you have me Kuno, then where does the pigtailed girl fit in?
2manygirls4me: shut up Akane
Blu_thunder_king: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS TO AKANE!!!! DIE FOOL!!!!!!!
Blind_duck_boi: sorry, but I have to go now. I'll see you all later. Good- bye Shampoo.
*Exits chat*
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Killer_kook: I think we get the picture now.
Smakin_spatula_babe: lower himself? I have known him for longer than anyone here!! I can't stand this!!! Good-bye Ranma!!
*Exits chat*
Blu_thunder_king: saotome, you seem to be driving everyone away
Hair_care_ramen: I still have no answer!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: be glad that I rid us of that common runt.
Killer_kook: not until you follow
Hair_care_ramen: GIVE ME ANSWER!!!!
2manygirls4me: NO!!!!!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: then I leave. Don't even think of coming to café!
*Exits chat*
Ribbon_swingin_lover: soon only the worthy will be left in her! Ranma and me!
Blu_thunder_king: then I suppose you think your brother is not worthy enough to be included in your life. Interesting
Killer_kook: well Ranma, what do you think of your time alone with her?
2manygirls4me: terrified
Blu_thunder_king: then I suppose Akane and I must be leaving now. Would be honored to join me for dinner?
Killer_kook: ummmmm. Sure.
Blu_thunder_king: then we shall meet there now. Good day Ranma Saotome.
*Exits chat*
2manygirls4me: why did you agree?
Ribbon_swingin_lover: Indeed why? But don't stick around to answer. You may leave with my blessings.
Killer_kook: why would I leave? I just wanted him gone. It worked
Ribbon_swingin_lover: well, then I must go tell him now. Do not fear my darling, I will be back soon.
*Exits chat*
2manygirls4me: and yet that alone strikes fear into my heart
Killer_kook: do you want to wait for her?
2manygirls4me: hell no!!! Let's go get something to eat.
*Exits chat*
*Exits chat*
A/N: Yeah, yeah, I know that sucked, but what can you do about me? Review! Please! I am begging you! Not really, cause I don't beg, I mean I'm no dog! But there was this one time that I did.. Ummmmm.. Never mind! BYE! ~SuperChic
2manygirls4me: Is anyone here?
Blind_duck_boi: I'm in
Hair_care_ramen: Me here too
Blind_duck_boi: Hello everyone! Hozit goin?
2manygirls4me: not too bad. Akane's been bugging me about every little thing!
Hair_care_ramen: Well, I take care of her for you!!!
2manygirls4me: Yah, it'd b nice to have a break from that tomboy
*Enters chat*
Killer_kook: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!!?!?!?!
Blind_duck_boi: PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD!!!
Blind_duck_boi: You can't hurt him from there anyway!
Killer_kook: Well, than he better not come home until I forget!
2manygirls4me: don't I get a say in this?
Hair_care_ramen: u no need a say, you have me!!!!
2manygirls4me: I am so dead.
Blind_duck_boi: but what about me? I love you!!!
Killer_kook: .umm, who was that directed towards???
Blind_duck_boi: who do you think?
*Enters chat*
Smakin_spatula_babe: Hiya honey!!!
2manygirls4me: and it goes from bad to worse
Smakin_spatula_babe: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
Killer_kook: You just keep killing yourself here
2manygirls4me: *sarcastic* but no the special way that you do, my sweet murderer
Hair_care_ramen: WHAT YOU MEAN 'MY SWEET'!!!???
Smakin_spatula_babe: HOW CAN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT BEHIND MY BACK?!?!!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU SAY WHEN UR HERE????
Killer_kook: Wow, from being friends to being on Most Wanted in about a minute flat. Is that a record?
Blind_duck_boi: *sighs* How r u going to get urself out of this one?
2manygirls4me: good question.
2manygirls4me: *runs and ducks from the flying weapons and heat sensitive missiles*
*Enters chat*
P_chan_piggy: Hello everyone!!!
Killer_kook: Ho do you know my pig's name?
*Exits chat*
Killer_kook: that was odd.
2manygirls4me: the world may never know.
Hair_care_ramen: Not that the world don't know already. Kook the only one who is clueless!
Smakin_spatula_babe: that's right. We all know. Ranma was the first to tell all of us so we wouldn't tell you.
Blind_duck_boi: be nice girls. We don't want to get Ranma killed.
Hair_care_ramen: says who?
Smakin_spatula_babe: why not? After what he's done to us, he deserves it!!
2manygirls4me: once again! Can I have a word in about my impending doom?
*Enters chat*
Ribbon_swingin_lover: *giggles and cackles evilly* RANMA DARLING IS MINE!!! FOREVER!!!!!
*Exits chat*
Smakin_spatula_babe: .
Hair_care_ramen: .
Blind_duck_boi: .
Killer_kook: .
2manygirls4me: .... damn those spammers!
Killer_kook: something you're not telling us?
2manygirls4me: yes, cause I just love all of scary lady stalkers.
Hair_care_ramen: bad thing for you to say
Smakin_spatula_babe: you really are suicidal aren't you?
*Enters chat*
Demon_dog_boi: at least you don't' have a ~dead~ lady stalker!!!
*All*(got lazy): huh?
Demon_dog_boi: sorry, wrong chat.
*Exits chat*
Blind_duck_boi: that was very odd.
Hair_care_ramen: I agree.
Blind_duck_boi: *happy* YOU DO?????? *Very happy*
Killer_kook: breathe!!!!!!!!!!!
2manygirls4me: it's going to take age to get him off the ceiling.
Smakin_spatula_babe: Shampoo, don't you know not to tell him things like that? He goes insane!!!!
2manygirls4me: don't they all?
Blind_duck_boi: I'm still here you know!!!
Hair_care_ramen: I no mean it like that you stupid duck!!
Blind_duck_boi: awww.
Smakin_spatula_babe: I think u hurt his feelings
Killer_kook: not that like that doesn't happen everyday
Hair_care_ramen: he no get hurt if he leave me alone
2manygirls4me: or maybe you could pay attention to him; he does love you
Hair_care_ramen: but do you love me?
Blind_duck_boi: GOD!! I feel like some sort of freak with all you peeps talking about me like that!! STOP!!
2manygirls4me: I am so dead.
Killer_kook: good answer
Smakin_spatula_babe: I dare you to answer that
Blind_duck_boi: I can't wait to see how you get out of this one
2manygirls4me: maybe I should go.
Smakin_spatula_babe: NO!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: Not til I hear answer
2manygirls4me: well, then I take the fifth
Blind_duck_boi: INVALID!!!!
Killer_kook: that only works in America for American citizens
Smakin_spatula_babe: 2 bad for 2 many!!
2manygirls4me: well, in that case, I would like to be buried facing the east with a marble gravestone
Hair_care_ramen: I STILL WAITING!!!!!
Smakin_spatula_babe: and I am ready to kill either you or her!!!
Hair_care_ramen: why me!!!
Killer_kook: cause if he does love you, then if ur gone she gets him
Killer_kook: I do know how these things work, you know
Blind_duck_boi: while I am ready to kill Ranma for taking my girl
Hair_care_ramen: I NOT YOUR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
*Exits chat*
Smakin_spatula_babe: who left?
Killer_kook: ROLE CALL!!!
Blind_duck_boi: here
Hair_care_ramen: here
Smakin_spatula_babe: here
Killer_kook: and I'm here
Blind_duck_boi: Ranma fled while he had the chance
Killer_kook: smart boy
Hair_care_ramen: not smart. I still need answer
Smakin_spatula_babe: I don't think ur gonna get it honey
Blind_duck_boi: good for him
Killer_kook: why does he always run when he has to answer that particular question?
Hair_care_ramen: who he loves?
Smakin_spatula_babe: yeah.
*Enters chat*
Ribbon_swingin_lover: *giggles and cackles evilly* RANMA DARLING IS MINE!!!
FOREVER!!!!!
Killer_kook: he's not here you know
Ribbon_swingin_lover: oh
Hair_care_ramen: he left about a minute ago
Smakin_spatula_babe: you should've stuck round the first time
Blind_duck_boi: but then you may have made him leave sooner
Killer_kook: y?
Blind_duck_boi: being in the same chat room with all his potential love interests? It's suicide!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: or maybe it was the commoners that made him leave
Killer_kook: EXCUSE ME?!?!
Hair_care_ramen:?!?!?!?!?!?!
Smakin_spatula_babe: what do you mean?!?!?!?!?!?
*Enters chat*
Blu_thunder_king: Greetings! My fellow Furinkans, what pleasure it is to be in your company!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: what computer are you on? For I have taken over the only one at home?
Smakin_spatula_babe: pleasure? I have to go gag now.
Blind_duck_boi: yeah, where did you find one?
Blind_duck_boi: he was trying to loaf off me by using my spare
Hair_care_ramen: you have no money, yet you have spare computer?
Killer_kook: you should sell the xtra!!
Blu_thunder_king: I found one at the school. The principal tried to stop me, but I have bested him once again!
*Enters Chat*
2manygirls4me: I'm back
Hair_care_ramen: so now you can answer question!!!
2manygirls4me: crap
Blu_thunder_king: I have not seen you in this chat before, who might you be; friend or foe?
Ribbon_swingin_lover: who do you think, brother dear?
Smakin_spatula_babe: hey sweets! Ur back!
Killer_kook: now you can answer the question of your upcoming death!
Blu_thunder_king: and what question is this lout being forced to answer?
Blind_duck_boi: whether he loves shampoo or not. (It should be not)
Hair_care_ramen: you stay out!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: but why would he say that when he loves me?
Smakin_spatula_babe: exactly what I said!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: I'm glad that you finally know that he loves me and only me!
Smakin_spatula_babe: WHAT!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!
Killer_kook: having fun Ranma?
2manygirls4me: NO!!!!
Blu_thunder_king: why must he be such a cetin as to allow my sweet Akane be forced into his rampages across town?
Hair_care_ramen: ANSWER QUESTION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smakin_spatula_babe: ranchan is mine!!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: but why would he lower himself to the likes of you?
Killer_kook: if you have me Kuno, then where does the pigtailed girl fit in?
2manygirls4me: shut up Akane
Blu_thunder_king: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS TO AKANE!!!! DIE FOOL!!!!!!!
Blind_duck_boi: sorry, but I have to go now. I'll see you all later. Good- bye Shampoo.
*Exits chat*
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
Killer_kook: I think we get the picture now.
Smakin_spatula_babe: lower himself? I have known him for longer than anyone here!! I can't stand this!!! Good-bye Ranma!!
*Exits chat*
Blu_thunder_king: saotome, you seem to be driving everyone away
Hair_care_ramen: I still have no answer!!!
Ribbon_swingin_lover: be glad that I rid us of that common runt.
Killer_kook: not until you follow
Hair_care_ramen: GIVE ME ANSWER!!!!
2manygirls4me: NO!!!!!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER!!!!!!!
Hair_care_ramen: then I leave. Don't even think of coming to café!
*Exits chat*
Ribbon_swingin_lover: soon only the worthy will be left in her! Ranma and me!
Blu_thunder_king: then I suppose you think your brother is not worthy enough to be included in your life. Interesting
Killer_kook: well Ranma, what do you think of your time alone with her?
2manygirls4me: terrified
Blu_thunder_king: then I suppose Akane and I must be leaving now. Would be honored to join me for dinner?
Killer_kook: ummmmm. Sure.
Blu_thunder_king: then we shall meet there now. Good day Ranma Saotome.
*Exits chat*
2manygirls4me: why did you agree?
Ribbon_swingin_lover: Indeed why? But don't stick around to answer. You may leave with my blessings.
Killer_kook: why would I leave? I just wanted him gone. It worked
Ribbon_swingin_lover: well, then I must go tell him now. Do not fear my darling, I will be back soon.
*Exits chat*
2manygirls4me: and yet that alone strikes fear into my heart
Killer_kook: do you want to wait for her?
2manygirls4me: hell no!!! Let's go get something to eat.
*Exits chat*
*Exits chat*
A/N: Yeah, yeah, I know that sucked, but what can you do about me? Review! Please! I am begging you! Not really, cause I don't beg, I mean I'm no dog! But there was this one time that I did.. Ummmmm.. Never mind! BYE! ~SuperChic