Joey walked into the house and he was wearing a thong and a football jersey. You could see that he had some really big balls and not football because you could see the way that they pressed against the fabric of the thong he was wearing. The football jersey only covered about three inches of his bulge and then DJ showed up.
"Ewwwwww!" Screamed the 15 year old girl as she ran away and all of the sudden, a huge vortex appeared and Joey was sucked into it.
He was unconscious for a little bit and farted as soon as he woke up, the string smothering the fart against his asshole.
"I'm ready, I'm ready!" Said a little voice and he saw that he was underwater! Joey was underwater and the voice said, "what are you doing here,bagel nipples?"