This fic is in response to Californian Orange's Harry Potter Challenge, which I just realized was posted last year in September, but I'm going to try it anyway. Here's the guidelines:
Phrases to use:
I just got the best kiss of my life from my best friend/worst enemy and you want me to calm down and think rationally??? Ok, I will.
When I look in your eyes I see the voices I hear in my head.
"Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying!" "Why?" "Four words: the killer nail polish."
"Mr/Mrs/Ms (NAME OF CHARACTER), sir/ma'am, can you show me how to use this? ::holds up a wig:: "Why (NAME OF HOUSE-ELF), you put it on your hand and it makes a sock puppet."
Elves can free your mind(s).
Needed items:
Water bottle
Cinnamon Tic Tac's
A piece of clothing with magical properties
Purple Hair scrunchie
Song (not necessary but very funny): The Bike Song by Pink Floyd
Ok, there it is. Sounds a little crazy, but it'll be a funny and sarcastic one. R&R please! Emy