Bwahahahahahahahahahaha I have RETURNED after a month. I have been completely procrastinating writing this because Tavros isn't really my fave character -_- anyway, since you all voted for the cripple here he is.
Warning, making fun of his crippleness in here.

The only thing I own is MiRaClEs InC. and Astra Inc.

Congratulations on purchasing your very own TAVROS NITRAM unit. This manual is here to ensure you get the most enjoyment of this cripple.

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Technical Specifications:

Name: Tavros Nitram. Will also respond to adiosToreador, AT, Cripple, Gimpy, Mr. Robolegs, Pupa, and Boy Skylark

Age: Can be ordered at any age between 12 and 17

Place of Manufacture: Alternia

Height: 5" 5"

Sign: Taurus

Blood Color: Brown

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TAVROS NITRAM comes with:

Three (3) Black t-shirts with a Taurus sign

Three (3) pairs of black pants

One (1) pair of brown shoes

One (1) Wheelchair courtesy of MiRaClEs InC.

One (1) Lance strife

One (1) Pair of robolegs also courtesy of MiRaClEs InC.

One (1) Boy Skylark costume

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Programming:

Rapper: Your unit can rap somewhat and most people will totally love him. Just don't put him with a GAMZEE MAKARA unit as they will be the worst rapping duo in paradox space

Animal Trainer: Your unit has an affinity with animals and can control them completely. Got an annoying dog outside? Your unit will make him shut up. Got a bear that's getting into your garbage? Your unit will get it to go away. Got a crazy cat that wants to rip your face off and eat your soul? Your unit makes a great shield.

Student: Your unit has to go to school since he is a kid still. Just make sure the school is wheelchair accessible.

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Re-Programming:

Default Nice

Default Sensitive

Rapper

Locked Pisses

Your TAVROS NITRAM unit comes in default nice and sensitive modes. Nice ensures that your unit will never intentionally try to hurt someone and sensitive is that he will cry and whine over everything that goes wrong.

Rapper mode is unlocked by your unit coming into contact with a GAMZEE MAKARA or DAVE STRIDER unit. In this mode your unit will start rapping uncontrollably.

Your TAVROS NITRAM's angry mode isn't really as bad as some other modes. In this mode your unit will try to turn you into a shishkabob with his lance. Just take a red cape, blanket, shirt, pants, or anything red and be a matador! Remember, we do not take responsibility for any idiotic stunts gone wrong.

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Relationships:

KARKAT VANTAS: Your unit really doesn't like this one.

GAMZEE MAKARA: These two units make the worst rapping duo in paradox space, GAMZEE seems to have red feelings for your unit and these units are perfect for each other

VRISKA SERKET: This unit made your unit crippled. These two don't really get along that much but can make a really great couple

There are a few other relationships but we like surprises, because surprises are miracles.

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Cleaning: Your unit may need help getting into the bath if you don't have a rail to help him. The rail costs extra but we do sell them.

Feeding: Your unit will happily eat what you give him.

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Troubleshooting:

Problem: Your unit is strangling himself and writing notes in what looks like blue ink.

Answer: Your VRISKA SERKET unit is dying and is making your TAVROS NITRAM unit write what she wants with her blood.

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We at Astra Inc. hope you enjoy your cute cuddly TAVROS NITRAM unit. Have fun

And that's it folks hope you enjoyed this early Christmas present. Now I am off to worry about my English and History exam tomorrow and plan my birthday for next month *scampers off into the sunset*