Studying Really DOES Lead to Insanity
yoro-yaku
This is the first time I've written a fic, and really put it up in a year or so. So if it sucks, flames with be used to burn metal.
With that metal, I will mold sporks, and chase around flamers.
Chibi Tsukasa : This isn't The World!!!!
Y.Y: It's the WORLD WIDE WEB!
Chibi Tsukasa : Close enough, hey what's this.....fan fiction..anime...hack....o.0.......Subaru/Tsukasa/Mimiru?
Y.Y. : Is there really a fic like that? You look yourself. I'm starting......
(thoughts)
Who-says-it : what they do, say, think
*Action*
"television talking, etc..."
~~~~~setting change~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: I don't own .hack//SIGN, Xenosaga, or Love Hina.
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| Chapter One!! |
| A Great Memory loss |
| Subject : Math/Science |
| Scientific Notation |
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T'was perfectly normal day on The Elsa.......
Matthews : NOT ON MY SHIP!
FINE!
T'was perfectly normal day, on The artifical beach. Allen was being drowned over and over by Tony.
KOS-MOS was sitting beside chaos. Shion was sleeping. Ziggy was watching MOMO beating Jr. at volleyball.
Jr : I'm going easy on her and all...
Sure, Jr. We believe you. *wink, wink*
MOMO : SERVICE!
Jr : *ball hits Jr.'s head* X.X
(A/N: Chibi Tsukasa : Jr. must be big idiot. big idiot. why doesn't ziggy go kick his ass?
aw........)
MOMO : Jr!!!!
Ziggy : If I had emotions still, I would LMAO. But NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO....
KOS-MOS : *lying down on chaos, and doesn't care about Jr.* He's fine.
chaos : (I think I going to get a nosebleed......heh heh.....KOS-MOS....) *looks worried*
Are you sure?
KOS-MOS : There is a 99.9999998% chance that Jr. is not fainted, and he is trying to get MOMO
to give him mouth to mouth.
Ziggy, chaos, Shion, MOMO: o.0
chaos, Shion: *sweatdrop*
Ziggy : MOMO, get ALLEN TO DO IT. *in a deep voice* BWA HA HA HA HA HA
MOMO : o.0...aya.....ok.
(A/N Aya. ^.^ Guess who said that, Love Hina/Love Hina again fans...........)
Allen : OH, ROYAL TONY, PLEASE LET YOUR LOWLY-LOYALSERVANT BE IN PEACE!
Tony: Only for this one moment, lowly-wimpy one. ;P Kill Jr. with your deadly mouth-to-mouth.
chaos, ziggy, MOMO, Shion : *sweatdrop*
Allen : WHA?!?!? What mouth-to-mouth?
Tony : You heard it. Go....
Allen : I WAS DUNKED IN WATER OVER AND OVER, AND NOW YOU WHAT ME TO GIVE MOU........
Shion: Allen, please???? *puppy dog eyes*
Allen : (ack! Shion.....urg......better do it...inpress her......) OK, I WILL DO IT.
Shion : YAY! *claps hands*
(A/N Same style a certain girl does it. Can't you see Tama flying in right now?)
Allen : *goes to Jr. closer....closer....*
Jr. : *wakes up* OH, GOD, NO! NO! NO! I WAS FAKING IT! NO, NO, NO! GET THE FREAK AWAY FROM
MEEEEEE.......NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*slams into volleyball pole* kyaa..... I'm Sorry..........*faints* X.X
MOMO : o.0 kyaa......We aren't in battle.....
KOS-MOS : There is a 99.99999998% chance that Jr. is not faking this, and when he comes to, he will
suffer a great memory loss....*stares directly at chaos*
chaos : *blush* *to KOS-MOS* I thought we wouldn't talk about it that much......
Jr. : *comes to* AH! I HAVE SUFFERED A GREAT MEMORY LOSS!
KOS-MOS : *to chaos* HA!
chaos : *to KOS-MOS* Honey, isn't it in the present form you are in, you have no emotions?
KOS-MOS: sh........wait...honey? 0.o
chaos: you heard me. ^-^
KOS-MOS: 0.o
Jr. : AH! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS THAT? *points to Allen* AH, I MUST BE ON SOME SLAVE PLANET!
NO THERE'S THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL...AH! WHAT'S SCIENTIFIC NOTATION!?!?!??
(A/N : Ya, I know, lame way to get there. shut up.)
Shion : :) SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTIFFFFFFFFFF
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC NNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
I won't only tell you, I'll show you. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Jr. : MAD WOMAN!
MOMO : o.0
~~~In a classroom~~~
So, let our studying begin. And yes, MOMO, Jr., Allen, Tony, Hammer, and a random Realien (Like the ones on the
Wondigle) are wearing school uniforms. Allen is in a Sailor Suit.
Allen : BUT WWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY???????
Shion : Sorry but we didn't have enough boy uniforms. For some odd reason, Tony must of forgotten there are
are 3 boys.
Tony : It must of slipped my mind.:)
Yes, Allen in a sailor suit. Please refrain yourself from melting your eyes, etc. Read the chapter first at least.
The teacher Shion, walked to her desk.
Shion: ^-^ he he he he!
Jr. : MAD WOMAN SHION!
Jr. hasn't been regaining much memory back. Only names of those around him. KOS-MOS and chaos were in a closet.
(A/N: NOT what your thinking.......)
~~~In the closet~~~
chaos : Honey, why are we in this closet?
KOS-MOS : Shion only needs us to hold up flashcards, erase the board, and the classroom has a very limted size.......DEAR. :P
chaos: okay, HONEY. ^-^
KOS-MOS: o.0 *eyes twitch*
~~~In the classroom~~~
Shion : First you must know the standard form of a number. Write these down....
Jr.: Write?
On the Blackboard:
Standard Form : The usual form of a number.
ex. 1,2,3,4,.....
Expanded Form: A form in which the number is broken down, into it's place value.
ex. 35,729 = 3 x 10, 000 + 5 x 1, 000 + 7x 100 + 2 x 10 + 9 x1
Written Form : A form in which the number in written in words.
ex. : 542 = five hundred forty-two.
Expadenal(sp?) Form : A form in which the number has a base and an exponet
ex. 7 to the 2th
(A/N:I didn't copy it off the board right.)
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Tony : I already know this......
Jr : WRITE?!!?!? BOOK? STA---
Ziggy: Maybe this will refresh your memory. * slams Jr.'s head into the desk*
Jr : NO, EVIL ZIGGY, LLLUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAATTTTTTTIIIIIICCCCCCCCC....... OW......
OH, GOD, THE PAINNNNNNNNNNNN...................
Shion: Jr., can you write this down? *points to the blackboard*
Jr. : OF COURSE!!! WHO CAN'T READ AND WRITE!?!?!?
Shion, Ziggy, Allen, Tony, MOMO, Hammer : *sweatdrop*
Shion : For learning Scientific Notation, we will need to work with the Expadenal Form of numbers, as well as
decimals.
Jr. : I KNOW WHAT DECIMALS ARE!!!!!
Shion : YAY! THAT MAKES THINGS A LOT MORE EASY! THEN WE NEED TO WORK ON THE EXP. FROM OF
NUMBERS!
~~~Closet~~~
KOS-MOS : *slams into something* Huh? *Pushs something*
(A/N: not what your're thinking)
T'WAS A TELEVISION! A WONDERFUL ANIME CHANNEL WAS SET! SUBBED ANIME PLAYED....
"HOW COME I MUST KNOW
WHERE OBESESSION NEEDS TO GO?
HOW COME I MUST KNOW
THE DIRECTION TO RELIEFING! ----echo...
(A/N: SHE DANCES, SHE FALLS!)
DEEP IN THE NIGHT
(A/N : Chibi Tsukasa : There I am! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY EYES! COOL!)
far from the light
MISSN' MY HEADACHE"
KOS-MOS and chaos : .hack//SIGN!!!!!!!
(A/N : Chibi Tsukasa : WOO HOO!)
~~~Classroom~~~
Shion : Okay, I need K-M and chaos to hold the flashcards..... *opens closet door*
" Tsukasa : GUARDIAN!
Girls : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*whipping sounds*
Tsukasa : GUARDIAN!!!!! "
(SUBTITLES ^ )
KOS-MOS : Weak guardian, huh DEAR?
chaos : Right, HONEY.
Shion : *sweatdrop* I need you to hold the flashcards.....
KOS-MOS/chaos : aw....okay........
Shion : um.......*takes out her M.W.S. on chibi mode AND TURNS THEM CHIBI*
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
KOS-MOS/chaos : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y.Y : Done. I'll make the next chapter when I get 5 reviews.
Chibi KOS-MOS/chaos : WE AREN'T REALLY CHIBI! WE ARE S.....
Y.Y. : *covering their mouths* no spoilers. It should be Sci. not. for 3 chapters.
Chibi Tsukasa : Review! ^-^ Get a chibi version-plushie of me!
R+R
yoro-yaku
This is the first time I've written a fic, and really put it up in a year or so. So if it sucks, flames with be used to burn metal.
With that metal, I will mold sporks, and chase around flamers.
Chibi Tsukasa : This isn't The World!!!!
Y.Y: It's the WORLD WIDE WEB!
Chibi Tsukasa : Close enough, hey what's this.....fan fiction..anime...hack....o.0.......Subaru/Tsukasa/Mimiru?
Y.Y. : Is there really a fic like that? You look yourself. I'm starting......
(thoughts)
Who-says-it : what they do, say, think
*Action*
"television talking, etc..."
~~~~~setting change~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: I don't own .hack//SIGN, Xenosaga, or Love Hina.
-------------------------------------------
| Chapter One!! |
| A Great Memory loss |
| Subject : Math/Science |
| Scientific Notation |
------------------------------------------
T'was perfectly normal day on The Elsa.......
Matthews : NOT ON MY SHIP!
FINE!
T'was perfectly normal day, on The artifical beach. Allen was being drowned over and over by Tony.
KOS-MOS was sitting beside chaos. Shion was sleeping. Ziggy was watching MOMO beating Jr. at volleyball.
Jr : I'm going easy on her and all...
Sure, Jr. We believe you. *wink, wink*
MOMO : SERVICE!
Jr : *ball hits Jr.'s head* X.X
(A/N: Chibi Tsukasa : Jr. must be big idiot. big idiot. why doesn't ziggy go kick his ass?
aw........)
MOMO : Jr!!!!
Ziggy : If I had emotions still, I would LMAO. But NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO....
KOS-MOS : *lying down on chaos, and doesn't care about Jr.* He's fine.
chaos : (I think I going to get a nosebleed......heh heh.....KOS-MOS....) *looks worried*
Are you sure?
KOS-MOS : There is a 99.9999998% chance that Jr. is not fainted, and he is trying to get MOMO
to give him mouth to mouth.
Ziggy, chaos, Shion, MOMO: o.0
chaos, Shion: *sweatdrop*
Ziggy : MOMO, get ALLEN TO DO IT. *in a deep voice* BWA HA HA HA HA HA
MOMO : o.0...aya.....ok.
(A/N Aya. ^.^ Guess who said that, Love Hina/Love Hina again fans...........)
Allen : OH, ROYAL TONY, PLEASE LET YOUR LOWLY-LOYALSERVANT BE IN PEACE!
Tony: Only for this one moment, lowly-wimpy one. ;P Kill Jr. with your deadly mouth-to-mouth.
chaos, ziggy, MOMO, Shion : *sweatdrop*
Allen : WHA?!?!? What mouth-to-mouth?
Tony : You heard it. Go....
Allen : I WAS DUNKED IN WATER OVER AND OVER, AND NOW YOU WHAT ME TO GIVE MOU........
Shion: Allen, please???? *puppy dog eyes*
Allen : (ack! Shion.....urg......better do it...inpress her......) OK, I WILL DO IT.
Shion : YAY! *claps hands*
(A/N Same style a certain girl does it. Can't you see Tama flying in right now?)
Allen : *goes to Jr. closer....closer....*
Jr. : *wakes up* OH, GOD, NO! NO! NO! I WAS FAKING IT! NO, NO, NO! GET THE FREAK AWAY FROM
MEEEEEE.......NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*slams into volleyball pole* kyaa..... I'm Sorry..........*faints* X.X
MOMO : o.0 kyaa......We aren't in battle.....
KOS-MOS : There is a 99.99999998% chance that Jr. is not faking this, and when he comes to, he will
suffer a great memory loss....*stares directly at chaos*
chaos : *blush* *to KOS-MOS* I thought we wouldn't talk about it that much......
Jr. : *comes to* AH! I HAVE SUFFERED A GREAT MEMORY LOSS!
KOS-MOS : *to chaos* HA!
chaos : *to KOS-MOS* Honey, isn't it in the present form you are in, you have no emotions?
KOS-MOS: sh........wait...honey? 0.o
chaos: you heard me. ^-^
KOS-MOS: 0.o
Jr. : AH! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS THAT? *points to Allen* AH, I MUST BE ON SOME SLAVE PLANET!
NO THERE'S THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL...AH! WHAT'S SCIENTIFIC NOTATION!?!?!??
(A/N : Ya, I know, lame way to get there. shut up.)
Shion : :) SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTIFFFFFFFFFF
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC NNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
I won't only tell you, I'll show you. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Jr. : MAD WOMAN!
MOMO : o.0
~~~In a classroom~~~
So, let our studying begin. And yes, MOMO, Jr., Allen, Tony, Hammer, and a random Realien (Like the ones on the
Wondigle) are wearing school uniforms. Allen is in a Sailor Suit.
Allen : BUT WWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY???????
Shion : Sorry but we didn't have enough boy uniforms. For some odd reason, Tony must of forgotten there are
are 3 boys.
Tony : It must of slipped my mind.:)
Yes, Allen in a sailor suit. Please refrain yourself from melting your eyes, etc. Read the chapter first at least.
The teacher Shion, walked to her desk.
Shion: ^-^ he he he he!
Jr. : MAD WOMAN SHION!
Jr. hasn't been regaining much memory back. Only names of those around him. KOS-MOS and chaos were in a closet.
(A/N: NOT what your thinking.......)
~~~In the closet~~~
chaos : Honey, why are we in this closet?
KOS-MOS : Shion only needs us to hold up flashcards, erase the board, and the classroom has a very limted size.......DEAR. :P
chaos: okay, HONEY. ^-^
KOS-MOS: o.0 *eyes twitch*
~~~In the classroom~~~
Shion : First you must know the standard form of a number. Write these down....
Jr.: Write?
On the Blackboard:
Standard Form : The usual form of a number.
ex. 1,2,3,4,.....
Expanded Form: A form in which the number is broken down, into it's place value.
ex. 35,729 = 3 x 10, 000 + 5 x 1, 000 + 7x 100 + 2 x 10 + 9 x1
Written Form : A form in which the number in written in words.
ex. : 542 = five hundred forty-two.
Expadenal(sp?) Form : A form in which the number has a base and an exponet
ex. 7 to the 2th
(A/N:I didn't copy it off the board right.)
----------------------------------------------------------
Tony : I already know this......
Jr : WRITE?!!?!? BOOK? STA---
Ziggy: Maybe this will refresh your memory. * slams Jr.'s head into the desk*
Jr : NO, EVIL ZIGGY, LLLUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAATTTTTTTIIIIIICCCCCCCCC....... OW......
OH, GOD, THE PAINNNNNNNNNNNN...................
Shion: Jr., can you write this down? *points to the blackboard*
Jr. : OF COURSE!!! WHO CAN'T READ AND WRITE!?!?!?
Shion, Ziggy, Allen, Tony, MOMO, Hammer : *sweatdrop*
Shion : For learning Scientific Notation, we will need to work with the Expadenal Form of numbers, as well as
decimals.
Jr. : I KNOW WHAT DECIMALS ARE!!!!!
Shion : YAY! THAT MAKES THINGS A LOT MORE EASY! THEN WE NEED TO WORK ON THE EXP. FROM OF
NUMBERS!
~~~Closet~~~
KOS-MOS : *slams into something* Huh? *Pushs something*
(A/N: not what your're thinking)
T'WAS A TELEVISION! A WONDERFUL ANIME CHANNEL WAS SET! SUBBED ANIME PLAYED....
"HOW COME I MUST KNOW
WHERE OBESESSION NEEDS TO GO?
HOW COME I MUST KNOW
THE DIRECTION TO RELIEFING! ----echo...
(A/N: SHE DANCES, SHE FALLS!)
DEEP IN THE NIGHT
(A/N : Chibi Tsukasa : There I am! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY EYES! COOL!)
far from the light
MISSN' MY HEADACHE"
KOS-MOS and chaos : .hack//SIGN!!!!!!!
(A/N : Chibi Tsukasa : WOO HOO!)
~~~Classroom~~~
Shion : Okay, I need K-M and chaos to hold the flashcards..... *opens closet door*
" Tsukasa : GUARDIAN!
Girls : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*whipping sounds*
Tsukasa : GUARDIAN!!!!! "
(SUBTITLES ^ )
KOS-MOS : Weak guardian, huh DEAR?
chaos : Right, HONEY.
Shion : *sweatdrop* I need you to hold the flashcards.....
KOS-MOS/chaos : aw....okay........
Shion : um.......*takes out her M.W.S. on chibi mode AND TURNS THEM CHIBI*
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
KOS-MOS/chaos : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y.Y : Done. I'll make the next chapter when I get 5 reviews.
Chibi KOS-MOS/chaos : WE AREN'T REALLY CHIBI! WE ARE S.....
Y.Y. : *covering their mouths* no spoilers. It should be Sci. not. for 3 chapters.
Chibi Tsukasa : Review! ^-^ Get a chibi version-plushie of me!
R+R