I found this the other day… After reading My Immortal, I found this. Dear God – it's like the same person! This chick has to be related to Tara Gilespie…

I was feeling particularly masochistic today, so I decided to make a commentary for it.

Aothors note; ok! Leik sooo high guyz!dis iz my now fanficton!so it is caled: You're life with Ron Wesley! 'You are life with Ron Wesley'. This is going to be 'liek' fantastic T.T

Sooooo leik im a hugeeeee harry potter fan! *Cough* Well, we'll see about that… I think dat Rupert grift is totally the hawtest guy evar! ^_^ Hmm…. Again – another ridiculous celebrity crush? And she ISN'T related to Tara?

I leik love how his hair iz like red, and it leik gos over his eyes alittle. And I liek totally can't take much more of this… It gets worse. It makes him look alittle emo, but nawt 2 emo so its god! As nice as I think his hair is – it's not quite at the level that I would quite call it 'God'…

BTW, a luv emo boiz there sooooooooo hawt and coot! Im also emo! I cutt my rist sumtimes, and I just died my hair blak! Itz really really really coot! You sound incredibly depressed…

Ok! Sooooooooooo I should probly start da story now1! Looololloll. You even failed at writing 'lololol'?

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I just woke up! I puled bak the curtins an outcide I c the sunbeem coming thu my window! "Itz a nice day out" I say. First person viewpoint? Check.

I taik of my pijuamas. Unsure whether that was supposed to be pyjamas or marijuana… I waz sleping in a verry coot blak top. It was kind of like a spots bra butt a litle lunger cuz im not a slut lol.*cough* sorry – something in my throat today… Then I taik of my pijamas. They where blak to! And they r realy comforty … becuz they r flufy!

IM GOING 2 NOT DECRIBE MYSELF NACKED BECUZ THTS GROSSE! DNT THINK ABOUT THAT! …Then why did you mention it?

After I put on my new clothers I feeled very comforty! Ill explain wat I wpre! (I wont explane my underware becuz I think thts grose lol0 Again – you said it, not me...

I had new shoes on! I just bout them yesterday wit the money my parets sent me for fun! They were leik sports runing shoes (except I hate! Exercise!) Gotta love random punctuation marks…? they were blak with pink laces! Verry veryy coott! Every1 told me thiey where jealus of them becuz they cost a lot of money! (pplz were loking at them in the story 4ever in hogmeadas so I told my parnts abought them n they sent me the money 2 by them b4 any1 else could! Rich and spoiled… Check) (ooo! I go to Hogwarts btw, becuz I dnt think I mentioned it yet!1)

Then 4 my pants I wore lather. (they where blak 2!) my bum lookd very nice in them becuz pplz tell me my but is VERRRYY nicelol! Good figure/body and she knows it… Check

My shirt was blak 2 but wit like sum pink skuls like one the buttom a rond the hole shit! …Quoi? It waz very coot! Say 'coot'… one… more… time…

Soooooooo! When I finshed geting dresed I waked down the stairzzz! I entred the slythrin commun room an then pplz turned to stair at me! Every1 told me I was butiful! Heaps of compliments from the common people of the world… Check. Maybe it's just me, but… Is anyone else noticing a pattern here…?

Sooooooooo many nice complimonts lololololol!

So I told them I aprecated it an then walked out of the commun room down 2 the gate hall! Hogwarts has a 'Gate Hall'?

While I was eating my creal (witch (lolololol get it? Oh, dear God… Remind you of anyone? GEDDIT? o.0) was rice crispries) some1 taped the bak of my shulder! I turned arond. 'im trying 2 eat her!'Cannibalism, anyone? I scramed at the persone becuz whoever it was is veryyyyyyyy rude to intrupt me whale im eating I thought you were eating 'rice crispries'…!

But when I saw who I was stairing at I forgot al about my angre!

2 b continued ! (tell me wat u think! 33333333333)

I'm just going to keep posting these… I don't really mind if anyone reads them or not