CONTAINS SPOILERS. WARNING, THIS MAY CONTAIN PONYS AS WELL. I HAVE NO IDEA…..very OOC BTW. By Creator-of-nightmare, and area11number1fan! Same people that made the instant classic, Drink your: Maple!
One day ciel was using his demon powers. Because he was immortal he lived untill he was in the 22nd century. Its the future. Thankfully sea horses didn't take over.
"Yo man servant. I must get jiggy with the new rhymes you dig?" said Ciel
"I'm sorry but I can not compute" beeped Sebastian who had given up hope and become a robot. A demon robot!
"Useless machine! I hate you! I wish I got that other rave butler for 25 percent off!" Ciel went to his emo corner. Plotting revenge on all humanity. In the end he decided he would dress up and do the emo peter walk.
"I SHOULD'VE UPDATED TO WINDOWS 8!" Yelled Sebastian
Ciel went home and entered to his secret demon lair, complete with pin cushions. He put on his fruit bat costume and flew off in the fruit rocket! He would eat all criminals and leave Sebatian home to clean...Again.
"Stop now evil angel of peace!" Ciel entered his arch enemy's lair
The white haired angel turned around. Beads in hair and a 'save the earth' t-shirt on.
"Yo Fruit Bat Man! Look at my new device!' Flipping the switch. Ciel screamed "Im melting! Im melting! Oh wait..Im a pony now…"
The whole world were ponies now. Even Sebastian. Now a demon robot pony.
"Why ponies….. why not something cuter like cats or.. or…OR KITTENS!" Sebastian cheered and twirled as he marveled at himself in Ciel's favorite pink fuzzy mirror he just finished licking clean.
Ciel stared at his new alicorn horn and wings. Evil angel of peace was an alicorn and cheered. "No thumbs! No one will ever bake again!" He broke into insane laughter. Then Ciel roundhouse kicked him and he died. Flying back he saw Sebastian as a alicorn rolling around on the floor singing the nyan cat song.
"Yo pony servant. Get to work or i WILL eat your soul!" Ciel yelled at his derpy butler
"You already owe me a soul!" Sebastian wept then got a shoe to the head.
"I need chocolate!" Ciel screamed throwing another horse shoe at Sebatian. The butler flew off to wal-mart.
Sebastian got to wal-mart and bought the best chocolate non to man,couverture! It was £300 000 000 but he bought it anyway. Then an old women stole it and got in the bat mobile. Even with hooves she drove fast and Sebastian gave chase. He used his awesome alicorn powers to fly at light speeds. Seeing the alicorn catching up, the old pony went into super duper light speed! But before she could even think Sebastian came crashing through the back window and grabbed her purse. He wanted to hold it ransom instead of doing the smart thing and grabbing the chocolate.
After a tough day in court. He mad it home. No chocolate in hand. When he walked through the door Ciel saw the lack of chocolate in sabastian's hand and flipped OUT!
Sebatian got another horse shoe to the head and died.
"Sabastian .exe stopped working" were his final words
Ciel saw what he had done and cried in the corner.
THE END