Struda Captor
AN: I do not own most of the characters, the Huss does. However, I created Struda Captor. She's like my trollsona in a way. I hope you enjoy the story!
I am a prisoner to the will of others.
I am Struda Captor, of the ram Aries, blood of the Captors, powers of the mind. At least, that's how I'm supposed to introduce myself. I was born only because the empress wanted a powerful servant to protect and serve her. She combined the cool eye powers of the Captors, the mind powers of the Serkets, and the versatility and nobility of the Peixes.
She says I'm a failure. I can't control minds, can't make a spaceship zoom at several times the speed of light just by making lightning shoot out of my eyes, can't use other trolls' powers just by thinking about it. However, I was granted the gift of Communication, rare for my blood and said to be a great honor by others.
The gift of Communication is basically direct telepathy. I can communicate with those around me or those far away if I imagine that I'm talking to them. I can also send memories or images through my head. Basically kinda like Trollian for my brain.
But the gift wouldn't just leave me with stupid passive mind powers. It causes me great pain, but I can communicate the pain to others.
I have always been trapped, but not like I am now. I used to have this really cool respiteblock with a nice fake view of Prospit and stuff. Since I tried to break out, I'm in a jail cell, chained to the wall. The only source of entertainment I have is a lousy old laptop which barely supports Trollian. But, it does come in handy.
I have access to the empress's database on all trolls currently in existence, including ghosts. The only troll still in his original form is Karkat (beep beep meow ;D), but there are other trolls from that hatching group that are existing in either god tier form or otherwise.
I found out that my "cousin" Sollux Captor has the trademark 3D-glasses eyes and the powers that come with them. I have tried contacting him through telepathy, but he's never responded. Ever. Apparently he has a lot of voices in his head that he just tunes out all of the time. Wait, had. He's technically dead now. No, he's not dead, just blind. I don't even know anymore.
So I have decided that I am finally going work up the courage to message him without my brain. Here we go...
flayreFroggy [FF] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at **:**
FF: hello, is this Sollux Captor?
FF: I am Struda Captor, oF the ram Aries, blood oF the Captors, powers oF the mind.
FF: crap. SrY, I can't seem to shake that habit.
TA: wait a sec, wh0 are y0u? I d0n't know any 0ther capt0rs 0ther than me, my ancest0r, and mituna
FF: wait! I can explain! Don't go, please!
TA: g0g, fine. calm d0wn
FF: thank You.
FF: ok, First of all, I am kind of a Captor without being one
FF: I was an experiment conducted by none other than the empress
FF: the empress wanted a servant that would have cool eYe powers or something, mind powers, and versatilitY
FF: so she combined the genetic material oF Serket, Captor, and Peixes.
FF: however, the plan backFired on her. I ended up not with anY of those cool powers or high blood, but with the giFt of Communication and low, mutant Yellow blood. It allows the user to use direct telepathyY
FF: like talking with Your brain
FF: She thought I would be like an obedient little translator or something. But I was like F* no
FF: so she chained me to the wall, gave me a crappy computer to plaY with, and said "have Fun."
TA: what a b*
TA: ...
FF: ...
FF: so
FF: I think I'm going to go now
TA: 0k
FF: bYe! :D
flayreFroggy [FF] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at **:**
Well that went well I guess. I should talk to some other trolls, see if they are as their records suggest.
flayreFroggy [FF] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at **:**
FF: hello? This is Struda Captor, Sollux's kind of cousin.
FF: is this Karkat Vantas?
FF: hello?
FF: -_- screw it
flayreFroggy [FF] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at **:**
I'll try telepathy. He better respond or so help me gog.
STRUDA: hello?... Karkat?...
KARKAT: HOLY S* WHO THE F* ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD
STRUDA: hold on, please don't go Yet!
STRUDA: btw I'm directlY telepathic, so I basically talk to people with mY head
STRUDA: I am Struda Captor, Sollux's "cousin."
STRUDA: I have been genetically engineered bY the empress to be a servant for her...
STRUDA: you know what? I'm just going to mentally send You the conversation I had with Sollux
KARKAT: YOU CAN DO THAT?
STRUDA: Yes. Yes I can
STRUDA:
FF: ok, First of all, I am kind of a Captor without being one
FF: I was an experiment conducted by none other than the empress
FF: the empress wanted a servant that would have cool eYe powers or something, mind powers, and versatilitY
FF: so she combined the genetic material of Serket, Captor, and Peixes.
FF: however, the plan backFired on her. I ended up not with anY oF those cool powers, but with the giFt of Communication. It allows the user to use direct telepathY
FF: like talking with Your brain
KARKAT: F*.
STRUDA:
KARKAT:
STRUDA: we done here?
KARKAT: PLEASE
STRUDA: Fine then. BYe
You know what? Individual conversation is going to take too long. I'll just open a telepathic chat room and invite all of the trolls. All of them.
STRUDA CAPTOR began telepathic chat room Acrobatic amphibious Jailbirds
STRUDA CAPTOR added KANAYA MARYAM, PORRIM MARYAM, ARADIA MEGIDO, DAMARA MEGIDO, TAVROS NITRAM, RUFIOH NITRAM, SOLLUX CAPTOR, MITUNA CAPTOR, KARKAT VANTAS, KANKRI VANTAS, NEPETA LEIJON, MEULIN LEIJON, TEREZI PYROPE, LATULA PYROPE, VRISKA SERKET, ARANEA SERKET, EQUIUS ZAHHAK, HORUSS ZAHHAK, GAMZEE MAKARA, KURLOZ MAKARA, ERIDAN AMPORA, CRONUS AMPORA, FEFERI PEIXES, MEENAH PEIXES to telepathic chat room Acrobatic Amphibious Jailbirds
STRUDA: nobodY Freak out, but I'm telepathic, which is why there are voices in your heads
KARKAT: GREAT. THAT'S JUST F*ING *FABULOUS*. MORE VOICES IN MY HEAD
TAVROS: uH, wHAT IS GOING ON HERE,
VRISKA: some 8* is invading 8ur minds, pupa
NEPETA: :33 *nepeta does not know what is going on here!*
EQUIUS: D - It appears that we are in a mental chat room with a bunch of other trolls, Nepeta.
GAMZEE: wHo ThE mOtHeRf* aRe YoU? STRUDA: one moment Gamzee, let's wait For everYone to check in First
STRUDA: hear that guYs? Come on, saY something. I don't care iF You just do some dots, saY something
KANKRI: well, if we must. hell9 every9ne
SOLLUX: 0h f* n0. d0 we have t0 d0 this again?
STRUDA: Yes, Yes we do
FEFERI: HELLOOOOO –EV-ERYON-E!
EQUIUS: D - I did not e%pect the highb100ds to join
MEENAH: yeah well SUCK IT blueblood
CRONUS: Wvell hey there, meenah
MEENAH: OH GOG NO NOT )(IM ANYON-E BUT )(IM
CRONUS: believwe it
TEREZI: W3 DON'T N33D TO H34R YOUR F1SH-F1GHTS
LATULA: y34h. you 4ll n33d to ch1ll.
KANKRI: please, let us calm d9wn. I find all 9f this fighting t9 6e rather triggering
MITUNA: 0H G4WD N0. PR073C7 Y0UR 33R5 3V3RY0N3. K4NK15 G0NN4 T4LK TH3M 0FF
STRUDA: it's 'ears' mituna. Not 'eers'
KANKRI: y9u are grammatically acc9mplished as well, Struda?
STRUDA: whY Yes, Yes I am. I find the studY oF English to be complicated and Fascinating
KANKRI: English? What, may I ask, is that?
STRUDA: oh sorrY, Alternian. I have been studYing humans as well, and that is the name that is used For the language on Earth
KANKRI: I see.
MEULIN: \(=^•.•^)/ SO IS THAT HOW YOU FLIRT KANKRI?
KANKRI: what d9 y9u mean Meulin?
MEULIN: \(=^•~•^=)/ YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! I TOTALLY SHIP YOU AND STRUDA!
KANKRI: what, n9! *blushes bright red*
NEPETA: :33 yes! *nepeta adds a square to her shipping wall!*
NEPETA: :33 i think that is my new OTP!
KARKAT: THIS IS GOING F*ING NOWHERE. IM LEAVING
STRUDA: but Karkat, You can't
KARKAT: OH YOU KNOW I WILL. I WILL LEAVE WHENEVER I F*ING FEEL LIKE IT
STRUDA: no, I mean you literallY are unable to leave. We're in your head, remember? ,':/
KARKAT: F*********************************!
MITUNA: Y0U 7R13D K4RK47
KANKRI: this... this is rather triggering...
KANKRI: grrrRRR
GAMZEE: wOa, MoThErF*InG cAlM dOwN mY mOtHeRf*eR. hAvE kArBrO gIvE yOu A nIcE mOtHeRf*iNg ShOoSh PaP. wOrKeD oN mE.
KARKAT: GAMZEE. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT WE ARE NOT TALKING DIRECTLY TO EACH OTHER, NOR ARE WE EVEN WITHIN A *LIGHTYEAR* OF EACH OTHER.
KANKRI: RRRRRRAAAAWWWRERRRRRRRR
STRUDA: KARKAT MENTALLY SHOOSH PAP HIM OR HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE
KARKAT: *sigh* FIIINE
KARKAT: SHOOOSH KANKRI, SHOOSH
KANKRI: RRRRrrrr...
KANKRI: *pant* thank y9u Karkat *pant* f9r calming *pant* me d9wn
KANKRI: I w9uld prefer that n9ne 9f y9u fight, unless y9u want that t9 happen again.
RUFIOH: ...
RUFIOH: 1 dont th1nk we want to...
KANAYA: I Know I Certainly Dont
KURLOZ: *signs* (when are we going to get to the main point)
STRUDA: soon. We actuallY onlY need a Few more people to check in.
KURLOZ: *signs* (who)
STRUDA: hmmm, let's see...
STRUDA: Damara, Aranea, Horuss, Porrim, and Eridan.
VRISKA: y8u hear that 8*s? check the f* in already.
ARANEA: if 8 must...
PORRIM: here b*s
DAMARA: *Japanese* fine
STRUDA: what?
DAMARA: I said fine
STRUDA: wait, You can actuallY speak Alternian?
DAMARA: no s*
ERIDAN: wwe don't need to hear your petty arguments
HORUSS: 8=/ I second the motion
STRUDA: oh, everYone has checked in!
KARKAT: FINALLY
STRUDA: stFu Karkat
STRUDA: ok, the reason I have mentally gathered us here today is because oF some pressing issues on mY part
STRUDA: I am in danger of being killed rather soon.
STRUDA: actually, let me show you all something:
FF: ok, First of all, I am kind of a Captor without being one
FF: I was an experiment conducted by none other than the empress
FF: the empress wanted a servant that would have cool eYe powers or something, mind powers, and versatilitY
FF: so she combined the genetic material oF Serket, Captor, and Peixes.
FF: however, the plan backFired on her. I ended up not with anY of those cool powers or high blood, but with the giFt of Communication and low Yellow blood. It allows the user to use direct telepathyY
FF: like talking with Yo brain
FF: She thought I would be like an obedient little translator or something. But I was like F* no
FF: so she chained me to the wall, gave me a crappy computer to plaY with, and said "have Fun."
KARKAT: I ALREADY SAW THIS
STRUDA: don't care
EQUIUS: D - This is e%eptionally hard to believe.
TEREZI: Y34, HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'R3 NOT LYING?
LATULA: s33ms pr3tty out th3r3
STRUDA: well, I have access to the empire's database on all trolls and their ghosts that are existing and have ever existed.
STRUDA: how do you think I knew all oF your names?
TAVROS: sO, uH, tHE EMPRESS HAS BEEN, lIKE, sTALKING ALL IF US?,
STRUDA: essentially
VRISKA: soooooooo? Why should we care a8out all of this?
STRUDA: because I believe it would be in your best interest to help me escape from this gogdam jail cell
STRUDA: as I have the power of Communication, I can easily translate anY language, read thoughts that are directed to me like speech, and I am able to send images to other people via brain.
DAMARA: how come you couldn't translate my Japanese then? :/
STRUDA: I was lazY
SOLLUX: well, she seems legit
STRUDA: reallY?!
SOLLUX: sure
KARKAT: IVE HAD TO LISTEN THROUGH ALL OF THIS, MIGHT AS WELL AGREE.
KANKRI: s9me9ne with such pr99f 9f truthfulness must be legitimate
TEREZI: TH3 F4CTS 4R3 TH3R3 FOR 3V3RYON3 TO S33. I B3LIEVE
HER
LATULA: y4 s33m pr3tty r4d.
LATULA: 4lso k4nkri, wh4t 4bout th4t w31rd-4* th1ng you h4v3 for m3?
KANKRI: …
NEPETA: :/ well thanks for rawrining my current shipping chart. Gotta go make a new one now
MEULIN: /(=^x.x^=)\
STRUDA: You know what? Forget all about that.
STRUDA: mY point
STRUDA: anYone else believe mY storY? You don't have to Feel Forced into it
GAMZEE: mOtHeRf*iNg YeS
KURLOZ: *signs* (if you can really communicate with me without my having to use sign language, then yes)
NEPETA: :33 I believe you! (even though you ruined a purrfectly good shipping chart)
MEULIN: \(=^..^)/ YES! YOUR STORY SOUNDS PURRFECTLY REASONABLE!
EQUIUS: D - I trust that the Leijons have e%cellent reasoning, and as Nepeta's moirail I will join her in believing you
HORUSS: 8=D But of course, anything for my moorail
NEPETA: :33 *nepeta giggles at the cow pun that Horuss made*
FEFERI: you seem nice. AND believeable! My conchience tells me to trust you!
MEENAH: shore. I'll believe ya
DAMARA: I don't know if I trust you just yet...
STRUDA: trY me. Speak some Japanese.
DAMARA: *Japanese*
STRUDA: "this mind conference is getting rather boring. I wish I could leave :/"
STRUDA: I smoothed it out a little For the translation. Gog you speak horrible Japanese
DAMARA: ik :/ fine. You have earned my trust
STRUDA: Aradia, I was born on. March 21.
STRUDA: so my zodiac is technically an Aries :3
ARADIA: whatever fine I'll trust you
TAVROS: uH, i THINK YOU SOUND CONVINCING,
TAVROS: sO IM GOING TO BELIEVE YOU,
RUFIOH: me too... doll, you got some crazy powers... 1 st1ll don't know how th1s mental chat room th1ng works...
MITUNA: Y34H, W473VR. 1LL B3L33V Y4
STRUDA: (twitch)
RUFIOH: whyd you tw1tch doll?...
STRUDA: oh, nothing...
STRUDA: (my gog mituna your spelling is worse than a kindergartener's we need to have a serious spelling lesson *twitch*)
PORRIM: like, whatever yo+u guys say. I do+nt really care abo+t any o+f this
STRUDA: it seems the Amporas are reluctant to commit... You two are the onlY ones left.
ERIDAN: Wwhatevver. Everyone else agrees, so I guess I will.
KANAYA: And Then There Was One
KURLOZ: *signs*
STRUDA: he said, "What's it going to be Ampora?"
CRONUS: I honestly couldn't care less. Wvhy all the pressure?
GAMZEE: bEcAuSe We WaNt To MaKe YoU fEeL MoThErF*InG uNcOmFoRtAbLe
CRONUS: ... back off juggalo
STRUDA: okaaaY... Before this gets anY more awkward, I'm going to break up the chat room
KARKAT: YESS FREEDOM. F*ING FREEDOM
STRUDA: screw You Karkat. Oh. BY the waY, (beep beep meow ;D)
KARKAT: F* YOU STRUDA, F* YOU!
STRUDA: hehe :D
KANKRI: (Struda, c9uld we talk in private 9nce y9u have cl9sed the chat r99m?)
STRUDA: (sure Kankri)
STRUDA: bYe everYone! Thanks for talking with us!
STRUDA CAPTOR kicked ALL from telepathic chat room Acrobatic amphibious Jailbirds
STRUDA CAPTOR closed telepathic chat room Acrobatic amphibious
