A Quick-Paced Read For Ron/Hermione Haters
"This is a random plot twist, but I love you, Hermione!" Ron exclaimed about a plot twist in which he loved Hermione.
"I love you too, Ron! Let's make babies!" Hermione told Ron.
They hopped into bed. Thirty seconds later, Hermione disappeared. When she came back, she was magically pregnant.
"Oh, no! I'm having twins! These babies are coming out in five minutes! It's a good thing I don't feel any pain!" Hermione said. "Did I forget to mention that I had a secret relationship with Harry and came back from his rooms just now pregnant with his twins, not yours?" She continued. Ron gasped. "Not the other friend!" He yelled. Two little girls popped out of Hermione. One looked like a little female Harry. The other looked like Hermione.
"I love you, Ron!" Hermione said. Ron agreed. "We can pretend that I got you pregnant! Nobody will know the difference!"Ron said.
Nobody knew the difference.
"I did tell you that I had sex with Lavender a minute after the twins were born and she just had quintuplets, right?" Hermione nodded. "I already knew. That was me Polyjuiced as Lavender!" She said. "So we have five Weasleys and two Potters!" He said. "Oh, yes!" Hermione agreed.
"Let's make more babies!" Suggested Ron. Hermione nodded. They hopped back into bed and had sex for a couple of hours, stopping only for Hermione to pop out a baby (or nine) every so often.
Hermione left and cheated on Ron with Harry. He only had time to impregnate her two hundred times. All in all, five hundred Potters were born! They joined their eight hundred Weasley half-brothers and half-sisters. All of them magically matured to age fifteen. All of the girls had F-cup breasts because Hermione was a Muggleborn Veela. The boys had twelve-inch penises. They found thirteen hundred more magicals their age and started making more babies, raising the world population by five thousand! Many moans and groans could be heard.
It didn't bother Hermione that her kids were teenage parents. She was, too!
The couple couldn't be prouder. They had five thousand grandkids!
They watched their kids have fun and decided to join in. Hogwarts had become one big kidfest thanks to Hermione, Harry and Ron.