This is not to be taken seriously! It's supposed to be silly and stupid, I made it to annoy 2 of my friends (choughFallenWolfchoughtBloodyRosechough) in a sugar high like state.

Once upon a time, on a snowy night, a cute 5 years old with long brown hair and big brown eyes was attacked by an old vampire who wanted to drink her blood. Fortunately, or unfortunately if you were the old vampire, a vampire with short brown hair and brown eyes, though this last ones were red at that moment making it impossible to see that they were brown, stopped the mean and hungry one from biting the little girl that ended up being raised by a crazy man who runs a school for humans, during the day, and vampires, during the night (I wonder if he ever slept… maybe that's why he's crazy). So, 10 years later the school is attacked by a lot of bad vampires that get their asses kicked by the good vampires and the little girl, which was now a 15 years old teen, went to explore the world with the hot vampire that saved her life when she was 5 and 3 other vampires. (and if you don't know what happened in between, go look for it because I'm moving to my story. *evil giggle*)

After travelling for a few weeks, the 5 vampires decided to spend a few days at one of their mansions, they were very rich vampires, and Kaname, the brown haired with brown eyes vampire that saved the little girl and was dating her and happened to be a pureblood vampire, entered the room where his girlfriend, who apparently was also a pureblood vampire in case you're wondering why they were 5 vampires instead of 4 and 1 human, was kissing his friend Hanabusa, a blond noble vampire with blue eyes that controls ice.

"Yuuki…" Kaname whispered the girl's name while she was moaning the noble's. Turning around, Kaname run away from the mansion, he never thought he would one day see Yuuki with Hanabusa as this one had always showed he disliked the girl.

When he finally stopped running, he was in the middle of a forest and, sitting on the ground and resting his back on a tree, he started to think about his love life: to be true, he had never loved Yuuki, sure he liked her and would hate if something bad happened to her but that was it, so seeing her with Hanabusa didn't really upset him, what truly broke his heart was the passion of the 2 lovers. Oh, how he wanted to kiss the silver haired vampire! But that would never be possible because Zero hated him. Exhausted from the run, he fell asleep.

"Zero!" Zero was walking through the forest when he heard a very familiar voice. Why was Kuran calling for him? Following the pureblood's voice Zero found him asleep against an old tree telling the once human vampire to make love to him.

"He… he loves me?" Zero couldn't believe his eyes or his ears, his feelings were corresponded. He went to the sleeping Kaname and kissed him on his lips.

"Kiryu!?"

"You were talking in your sleep."

The 2 vampires started kissing and feeling each other up and ended up making Kaname's dreams come true.

Somewhere else

"What's wrong Ichijou?" Rima, a female vampire with orange hair, asked a male blond one with green eyes.

"You look like you've seen a ghost." continued Rimas's boyfriend Senri.

"Kaname-sama and Kiryu were kissing…" was the only thing the traumatized vampire could say before fainting.

Know you know what happened after the anime ended! ; )

And don't forget to review or you'll be forever haunted by the Cat, a dancing cat that likes to listen to really silly songs.

Nothing in this story belongs to me except the plot line and the Cat, who is the result of really boring classes mixed with my weird mind.

PS: In case you haven't figured it out yet, this story was brought to you by Luna-Yue.