The night Snape went crazy
Down in Hogwarts, all the wizards were teaching spells
For the good spell casting girls and the good spell casting boys
When the boss walked in, nearly scared 'em half to death
he had a shotgun in his hands and cheap whisky on his breath
From his ears to his feet, he was covered in ammo
Like a grumpy old dark arts rambo
as he smiled and said with a sparkle in his eye,
"Welcome to Hogwarts...now you're all gonna die!"
The night Snape went crazy
The night the potion master went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Well, Hogwarts is gone, the bomb brought a quick end
And the boom could be heard from Bespin to Scotland
And he tied up Fluffy and held the knights hostage
And he grounded up Hagrid into wizard sausage
And he slashed up Ron like Freddie Keugar
And he took a flamethrower and he barbecued Voldermort
And he took a big bite and said, "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK"
The night Snape went crazy
The night that professor went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the school
Without steppin' in Fluffy's guts
There's the army and the FBI
There's a witch broom from Hogwarts news
And Helicopters floatin' round in the sky
And everyone's dyin' to know, on Snape why?
My my my my my my
You use to be such a good grumpy guy
Yes Draco, now Snape is doin' time
In a republication prison for his infamous crime
Hey little wizard, now don't you cry, no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now, Harry is in therapy, Dudley is still nervous
And the wizards and witches all got jobs at an "anti hentai" service
And they say, Dumbledore, he's on the phone every night
with his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're all talkin' 'bout the night Snape went crazy
The night the grump flipped
broke his back cause of troublesome students
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Snape went crazy
the night the potion master went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped......in his brain