Disclaimer: A little drabble inspired by two of JKR's minor characters that came to life in a role play game. I suppose this is more of a dedication to the what if's and the amazing idea that was supposed to happen for these two characters. Written one boring night with only an iPhone to keep me amused.
"See, I can do sarcasm."
"Sure you can."
"Can you not take me sarcastically?"
"I just did."
"Oh. Right."
"See I can be nice."
"Right, because you didn't just get me almost beat up."
"Did we not already put this to past?"
"I was being sarcastic."
"Oh. Right."
"See, I've kept you safe."
"Sure you have."
"I didn't give you detention did I?"
"It's because I'm not past curfew yet."
"Oh. Right."
"See getting kissed isn't that bad."
"Right, because it's not like I had three girls consecutively stick their tongue down my throat."
"So you still don't like kissing?
"I meant I didn't like the kisses I had before you."
"Oh. Right."
"See marriage isn't that terrifying."
"Sure it isn't."
"Are you saying you'd rather be alone?"
"Didn't I just vow to be with you forever?"
"Oh. Right."