The Prince and his Fake Princess
Ch. 1

A/N: Hey all! This is my first fic, so any constructive criticism will be greatly appreciated! I saw that there were no fics about these two, so I made one . I also don't own Sgt. Frog/Keroro Gunso/any characters at all. If I did, I would be very happy.
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"Meru? Meru, where are you?" Maru wondered.

Both Meru and Maru had been living in the deepest parts of the ocean for years, but even after living there for so long, Meru still managed to get himself lost…

"Meru?" Maru asked as she desperately looked around all of the rocks that Maru usually played close to.

"Over here, Maru…" Maru found him sulking behind a rock, sitting with one leg propped up and his head hanging down. "What's wrong, Meru? You're never this upset when it's time to eat…"

Meru looked up at her sadly and sighed.

"Maru, what if I never find my princess?"

Maru was so taken aback by what Meru had said that she broke her calm, cool composure and broke out into a blush.

"W-what brought this on all of a sudden?"

"Well…" Meru sighed, "I guess it's just been the two of us down here for so long that I sometimes lose hope on ever finding a princess of my very own….I mean,
what if I DO find her someday? What will I do? How will I act? How do I treat her? What to do…"

Maru could obviously see that Meru was stressing out about this simple thought, so she straightened back up and thought about a response to his questions. After a minute or two, her face lit up and she replied, "Well, why don't you get someone to practice being your fake princess? I'll hold off dinner for a little while so that you can find or make someone and practice!" After her response, she beamed at how amazing her suggestion was and bowed to Meru, thinking to
herself "How bad could this be, eh?"

"Wow Maru! I never thought about that! But…who would be my fake princess? I could make something from the Mare Ball, but it would be too…artificial and lifeless to be my fake princess…hmm….I know!" Meru's face lit up as he revealed his solution. "YOU could be my fake princess, Maru!"

Maru stuttered and blushed as she realized what the words coming out of his mouth meant.

"M-M-Me?"

Little did Maru know was that her simple suggestion would be the cause of one wild adventure of self-discovery for the two Maronians!
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Sorry they are slightly OOC, but please tell me what you think about Meru and Maru's little game, and hopefully, I'll make up a new chapter soon! Momentai!