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Ya'll want it, Ya'll got it. Here is New Girl Remixed!

Chapter 1: Loss an angel gain a warrior

Haru's POV

The day started like any other school day. I woke up, went to the toilet, brushed my teeth, washed my face, put on deodorant, got dressed, bling-blinged myself with me normal jewelry and eat breakfast. Then I picked up Momiji and started going to school.

Unexpectingly I noticed my lost angel right in front of my school leaning on a night blue sports car in a purple v-neck dress that shows her lady lumps and her curves and it stop at its normal length. When she looked in my eyes I know she was going to tell me something.

"Momiji-kun, I have something to do. I'll meet you inside."

"May the force with you, Hatsuharu."

Silence

"Whatever," I replied and walked toward Rin "Do you make a dedication?"

"…yes."

"Well, what is it?" I've waited three months for this.

"I'm not going to try this love thing again with you."

Yuki's POV

I was hiding in a bush in front of the school because my defense squad is driving me crazy. When I overheard Rin and Haru's conversation

"What do you mean?"

"I'm getting married in two weeks and you're invited," she replied and handed him the invite.

"What a way to break someone's heart," I whispered to the rat family that lived in the bush and gathered around me.

"Amen," said papa rat.

"Who-is-he?!" He growled very close to turning black. Suddenly the window rolled down revealing a black haired man with silver eyes and his muscled up arm, showing under his black short sleeve shirt, hanging out the window. "Baby, we need to go. We have to me your head family guy, remember."

"Hold on, Felix," She said to Felix.

"Who are you?"

The man got out of the car reviling blue jeans and black shoes. He walked over to Rin and placed his hand on her lower back "Hey man, I'm Felix Winter, Rin's fiancé. And you are?" asked Felix as he extended his hand

"Hatsuharu Sohma, Rin's ex-boyfriend" Haru replied shaking Felix's hand.

"Nice tah meet cha. I wish we had some time to talk but Rin and I have to go. Come on babe." He said as he led Rin to the passenger side of the night blue sports car.

"See you around Haru," with that she got in the car and left in the night blue sports car.

'Today will not be a happy day' I thought as I watched Haru walk back to the school. Then I noticed a black hummer pulling up to the school.

Inside the school in the hallway

"Tohru!" rang the hyper voice of Momiji

"Momiji-kun! How are you?"

"I'm grrreat!"

"Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!" yelled Kyo who was playing rock paper scissors with Hanajima and Uo. "Shit!"

"Paper beats rock, cat tamer," said Uo.

(bicker bicker) "Momiji, Where's Hatsuharu-san?"

"Oh, he's taking care of something. Listen, listen, I saw Yuki hiding in the bush near the entrance of the school," her replied.

"Really…I wonder what the Yuki Fan Club will think when they hear about this," said Uo still playing rock paper scissors.

"Who cares." said Kyo "Damnit!"

"Scissors beats paper," said Hanajima who stopped playing the game.

"She's really kicking your butt, Kyo," said Kyo.

"Shut up you brat!"

"WAH, Kyo hit me!"

Uo fist hits Kyo's face "Stop hitting little kids cat tamer."

"I'M NOT A CAT TAMER!"

Uo pulls out the mother of all evil, a worn out leather belt and starts hitting Kyo with it "Whip that cat tamer into shape!"

"Ow! Damn you Yankee!"

Bell rings

"Looks like it's time for class," said Uo as she started to walk back with Hanajima.

"Bye-Bye" called Momiji running in the opposite direction.

"Bye Momiji-kun," replied Tohru as she waved her hand back and forward when Kyo knocked her head lightly.

"Come on slowpoke," he said in his deep sexy annoyed voice.

Inside Tohru's classroom

30 minutes into the lesson Tohru noticed that Yuki wasn't in the classroom "Kyo-kun, where's Yuki-kun? He should be here, I mean, he left earlier this morning than we did."

"I don't know," he replied. Just then Yuki walked in with a foreign girl behind him catching the eye of every XY Chromosome baring person in the class. She had dark dark almost reddish brown curly hair, light blue eyes, an hourglass figure, and honey brown skin wearing the school uniform.

"Excuse me miss. Will you marry me?" asked a random boy.

"No."

"Can I have your phone number?"

"No."

Will you be the mother of my children?"

"HELL NO!"

"Extra homework for disturbing the peace mister," replied the sensei "Yuki-kun, Why are you late?"

"I was taking care of some business and ran into a couple of new students along the way."

"I see…Sit down Yuki and you young lady tell the class your name and something about you."

"Hi everyone my name is Mercedes Winter or Winter Mercedes in the Japanese way so my first name is Mercedes. I'm from The United States of America and I moved here with my cousin Natalie and her mother who's my Aunt. My cousin is in her 1st year of schooling."

"What does your cousin look like?" asked a different boy.

"She looks like me except that her eyes are chocolate colored brown and her hair as strips of purple in her hair."

"Can I marry your cousin?" he asked

"HELL NO!"

"Extra homework for you too," said the sensei "Mercedes-kun, take a seat please. Now let's begin our lesson again…"

Suddenly Momiji runs in covered in sweat "Yuki (pant) Kyo (pant) Tohru (pant) it's terrible (pant) terrible!"

"Young man, you should be in class," demanded the sensei.

"What's wrong, Momiji-kun?" asked Tohru.

"Haru is (pant) trying to fight the new girl!"

"What!" shouted the teacher. Then the announcements came on "Students and teachers please exit the building at once. I repeat students and teachers please exit the building at once. The police will be here any minute. That is all.

I have a lot more but I think this is enough to celebrate my first Friday of the school year. I will update my other stories soon, just to let you people know. Review please and thank.

P.S. Do your homework, study for those test, don't get into fights at school, and don't get grounded.

P.S.S I'm sorry I haven't updated any chapters in 6 months. Please forgive me.