Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. Especially Jess/Milo. :)

Rating: Um G?

Summary: I don't really know what to say. It's a funny fic I wrote for a challenge. Lorelai gets into some Lorelai brand trouble.

A/N: Like I said, I wrote this for a challenge. I don't know if I'll write a chapter 2. Maybe. (P.S. I wrote this in an hour and 16 minutes.)

Sticky Situations

Some song by a Latin pop artist was blaring in the Gilmore house as Jess approached. He grimaced hoping he wouldn't have to listen to it the entire time he was there. Maybe he could convince Rory to go and read somewhere else. He climbed the steps to the house and knocked loudly on the door hoping someone would hear it. No sooner had his hand moved then the door was thrown open by Lorelai. She was standing there in jeans and a t-shirt with a glittery flower of some sort on it, with a giant goofy grin on her face. He noticed the flicker in her eyes and the corners of her lips start to droop when she saw it was him. Then she remembered her promise to Rory, not to mention what he'd brought with him, and the smile was back.

"Hey Jess! Got the stuff?" She asked, whispering the last part conspiratorially.

"Sure do Ms. Gilmore," he replied pulling the small package out of his pocket and handing it to her.

"Great! Oh, and call me Lorelai, I'm not my mother," she said taking the package and turning away. She suddenly stopped and turned back to him. "Remember, Rory doesn't find out," she smiled and hurried into the living room.

Jess slowly turned and shut the door behind him and then made his way to Rory's room. He leaned casually against the door jam and watched her. She was sitting cross legged on her bed reading a book. Her brown hair had fallen over her shoulder, shielding her face from him. She reached up and tucked it behind her ear and that's when she noticed him standing there.

"Jess! How long have you been there?" She asked smiling at him, and motioning for him to come in.

He shrugged noncommittally and pushed himself from the doorway. "Not long," he said pulling his book out of his back pocket and sitting on the bed with her.

Rory nodded and reached over to lift the cover of his book slightly. "Lolita, huh?"

"Yeah, well, I like it so far. I hope it's not too much for you though," he smirked at her.

Rory stuck her lower lip out in a fake pout, "Too much for me? Never. I can take anything you can throw at me!"

Jess chuckled and held his hands up in defeat, "Okay!" He lifted the cover of her book slightly, "The Notebook?" He raised an eyebrow at her.

"What?" She demanded , "It's a good book. Besides, A Walk To Remember was great!"

Jess just nodded and went to reading his book. Rory glared at him a moment before going to her reading, the Latin beats still pulsating loudly through the house. After about three minutes Jess finally looked up, "Um Rory?"

"Yeah Jess?"

"Can we go somewhere else and read?" He looked at the doorway, "Someplace, well, quieter? I just read the same paragraph ten times in three minutes.

Rory grinned, "Sure Jess. Let's go." The two climbed off of the bed and headed for the living room, "Mom, we're going to go out for a walk and read somewhere more quiet." Lorelai jumped off of the couch and hid her hands behind her back when Rory walked in the room. "Something wrong, Mom?"

"Oh! Um no, no. Go on, have fun," She smiled at them and nodded her head at the door.

Rory eyed her suspiciously, "Okay." She walked over to her mom, "Let me have a hug," she wrapped her arms around her mom and her mom didn't wrap her arms around her. "Okay what's up?"

Lorelai slowly brought her hands from behind her back, she was holding the remote to the stereo.

"So?" Rory asked.

Lorelai let go of the remote, but it was still in her hand. She grinned sheepishly, "I kinda was super gluing that handle back on the Josie and The Pussycats coffee mug and I went to change the song on the stereo and well, I super glued my hand to the remote."

Rory groaned and rolled her eyes, "Mom you should know better by now. We always ask Luke or someone to fix our stuff. Where did you get super glue anyways?

Lorelai pointed the remote at Jess.

"Hey!" he protested holding his hands up innocently and glaring at Lorelai.

Rory turned on Jess, "YOU gave her super glue? Well guess what. You're driving us to the hospital."

"What? No way! This is her problem," he protested. He stopped when he saw Rory glaring at him, "Fine."

Rory turned and grabbed her coat and put it on, then grabbing her moms, "Well, that's what you get for trusting my MOM with the glue!"

Jess grumbled, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too." as he walked past Rory and out to the Jeep. The keys were actually IN it, man this town was too trusting.

Rory handed Lorelai her coat instructing her to put it on before sending her towards the Jeep. She shut the door behind her and followed her mom.

Suddenly Lorelai hit a loose board in the porch and lurched forward, sliding down the steps and landing on the pavement with a thump. The remote came unglued from her hand and shattered.

Rory hurried down the steps to her mom, "Are you okay?"

"I'll be fine. Hey look! No more remote!" She frowned, "I was kind of getting used to it."

Jess watched the scene unfold from the Jeep, "Does this mean I don't have to drive you to the hospital anymore?"

Rory looked at him, "No. She might have broke something!"

"Yeah, like the remote." Jess said sarcastically. Rory glared at him.

Rory helped her mom to the backseat of the Jeep then went back and scooped up the remaining bits of the remote before climbing in the passenger seat next to Jess.

Half an hour later they pulled into the Emergency Care Unit parking at the Hartford Medical Center. Jess accompanied Rory inside and together they explained to a nurse what had happened. Lorelai was led away to have some tests done, as well as see the doctor. Shortly after Lorelai was moved to a room on the third floor. With any luck she would only be there until the tests came back. Rory sat on the edge of her mothers bed scolding her for playing with the super glue while Jess read. "Hey! He was at fault too!" Lorelai pointed a finger at Jess.

"Yes, he was," Rory looked at him, "I'll take care of him later."

Just then the doctor walked in. "Hey how you feeling?"

Lorelai looked up at him, "pretty good. So can I go home?"

"Well, not quite yet, one of the tests came back funny so we'll have to do it again."

"Funny how?" Rory asked.

"Well, with any luck it was simply contaminated Miss Gilmore. But we would like to be sure."

They wheeled Lorelai back down to the lab. It would take a half an hour so Jess and Rory headed down to the Cafeteria for something to drink. The elevators opened and there was Madeline, standing with her back to Rory looking at a sign. When she heard the doors open she turned around. "Rory! Hi," she said smiling brightly, "What are you doing here? Who's your friend?"

Rory smiled back at the girl, "This is my friend Jess. We're here because my mom had a run-in with some super glue and a remote and then on the way here tripped and fell down the stairs and it's really much funnier sounding now than when it was happening. What are you doing here?"

Madeline laughed a bit, "Well my sister had her baby and I was here with my family. Then I came down for something to drink and forgot what floor she was on. I do know she's in room 615 though."

Rory and Jess exchanged a look, "Well, Madeline, how can I put this. This is a hospital, and it has floors, and room numbers, um, correspond with the floor."

Madeline looked at her confused, "Huh?"

Jess smirked, "She's trying to say your sister's room is on the sixth floor."

Madeline smiled, "Oh! Well why didn't you say so? It was nice meeting you Jess, and I'll see you Monday, Rory!" She hurried into an opening elevator and asked the gentleman in it for floor six.

Jess and Rory exchanged a look and continued to the cafeteria. Rory got a coffee and some Everlasting Gobstoppers. Jess got a Coke and some fruit in a cup. They ate it quickly and then returned to Lorelai's room. It wasn't long before they rolled her back in. Jess went back to reading his book. Rory and Lorelai got into a deep conversation about candy once she saw the Gobstoppers Rory had. Then the doctor walked in with the test results in his hand.

Rory jumped up and looked at him, "She okay?"

"Well, she'll be fine," the doctor said.