Disclaimer
I dont own IZ , thats Jhonen Vasquez's honor alone , along with WHB .
Baby Got back was written by Sir-Mix-a-Lot ,
and Riz i think is aqua's or one of her fans ..lol ^^
SHH! spoliers!!
hehehee....
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I like Bad Boys and I can not lie

You other sisters can't deny

That when a guy walks in with a fine green face

And a blaster round his waist
You get sprung

He had it goin' on
Cuz honey , those eyes were flames !

and with that grin he's wearin' ,

I'm hooked , and I can't stop starin'

Oh, Zim-my I wanna get with ya
And draw your picture

Dib growled so deep and warned me ,

But those eyes youv'e got
make my heart jumpy

Ooh, hold me closer ,
You say you wanna concor thangs ,
Well train me , train me ,

cuz im not your average la-dy

I've seen you swear and ragin
to hell with the basment

evil , hot ,
got it goin like turbo-bot

I'm tired of those damn leaders
Saying tall guys are the thang
Take the average author an ask her that
He gotta pack much bad

So ladies
(yeah!!)
ladies
(yeah!!!!)
Has your boyfriend got it bad ??
(hell yeah!!))

rant ! rant !
rant your green ass off !

baby got bad !!
baby got bad!

I like him real short and angry
And when I'm thrownin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my Thang

I wanna sneak to you
And Muah ! choco-late
Muah! Muah!
I aint talkin bout lil'pecks ,
those tiny ones are made for mom

I want him real mean and danger
ill catch you in the lab doing double
yup gir's in trouble ,
beggin' for a piece of that bubble (gum)

So I'm lookin' at bob's old photo's
rat-eared Syko
like he's on dope

You can have them Sykos
Cause I like my guys in green

A word to the green skined sweetie
I wanna get with ya
I sure cuss , but i wont bite
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
(sighs dreamilly*)
til the break of dawn
got it goin' on

I'll bet riz wont like this song
Cuz she still thinks im dead
But id rather go and find (him) ,
then stay here and break it down
Cuz I'm Back , and im stong ,
And I'm down to get the drama on

So Honeys' ( yeah!)
Honey's ?
( Yeahhh!))
Do you wanna know whats goin' on ?
(YEAH !!)
( tough ...aqua didn't finish it yet ))
(awwww...))

Well , turn around , rant and rave ,
even ame thinks you're a babe

Baby got bad
Baby got bad

( Yeah Baby
When it comes to Invaders .
Purple ain't got nothing on you
" 7-2 ? '7-5 ' ? 7'6 ?
nuh uh '4 foot5 heheh ..thats more like it )

Say your boyfriend drops a contact
Playin teatherball in the dirt
But honey ain't got a jewel in the back of his contacts
My darkest danger
don't want none unless you got gir , hon'

You can run all day or judo ,
but please don't lose that mean
Some wimps try to play that hard role ,
And tell ya that the bad must go ,
So they toss it and leave it and I pull up quick to retreive it

So Purple sez your'e short ,
Well I ain't down with that ,
Cuz your legs are long and your looks are wicked ,
And I'm thinkin bout stickin

To the tall , happy losers , in the magazines ,
You aint in this thing

Give me a green thing
I can't resist him

Some knuckle head tried to diss
Cuz her boy was on my list
She had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So honey if your danger's down
And you wanna roundhouse thow- down
Dial 1-900-battle girl
and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got bad
Baby got bad

Little in the legs but he's bad much bad

Little in the legs but he's bad much bad

Little in the legs but he's bad much bad

Little in the legs but he's bad much bad

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ALRIGHT !! CONTEST TIME !!!
get out you pens and pencils kids , and listen up !!
Im throwing a contest for my IZ musical
here's the deal ,
you write a song , or song ficcie
along the catagories , which are ;
Battle , New romances , Old memorires and Humor
There are no limits to how long or short it may be ,
and lyrics are restricted in no way whatsoever .
When you finish ,
send me the lyrics or /and an mp3 , along with your pen name or real one to my new e-address .
The best songs will be featured in the musical when were thorugh writing it ,
and of course , your names will be headed properly in the credits with a thanks !^^
LUCKIES TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT !!!

email me at : rukaforeveryours@yahoo.com

~ ZimLover_05

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