Funny(?) Nanoha One Shots
Inspired by Satashi's Nanoha one shots (SNL, a digital short), I decided to try doing some funny one shots myself. Which ended up reminding me why I don't write comedy. But I'll just put them up here anyway so you can laugh, if not at the stories then at least at the author's lack of creativity and/or sense of humor.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Nanoha series or any of the characters.
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Graf Eisen - Multipurpose Device:
Vita was resting in the lounge after the day's training when Nanoha came to her with a request.
"Vita-chan, could I borrow Graf Eisen for a while?"
"Why?" Vita knew she couldn't exactly reject her captain's, and dear friend's, plead but she didn't want to seem too eager.
"Um...just something. Please?" If it hadn't been Nanoha, Vita might've realized that something was weird, but questioning her of all people was not something Vita would have even considered.
"Fine, but treat him well." And with that she handed her device over to the brown haired girl.
"Thanks, Vita-chan!"
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It had been hours since Nanoha had come to borrow Graf Eisen from her and Vita was starting to get impatient. When she could no longer take it, she decided to pay a little visit to Nanoha's room.
When she arrived at Nanoha's room, she noticed the door open. Knocking as she entered, she was met by a horrifying sight.
Nanoha and Fate were in the middle of the room building...something. Using Graf Eisen as a hammer.
"Ah, Vita-chan? Is something wrong? Oh, don't tell me you need Graf Eisen back already?" Nanoha didn't even flinch, even though she'd been caught red handed.
"Wh-wh-what are you doing with my Eisen?!?" Vita's scream echoed in the room.
"Uh...Nanoha? You didn't tell her what we needed Graf Eisen for?" Fate whispered to her friend in a concerned voice. Nanoha merely shook her had as an answer.
"But you know, Vita-chan, we just couldn't find a hammer no matter how hard we looked. And we really need one. See, we're building a cradle." Nanoha smiled proudly showing Vita the thing they'd been working on.
"And Graf Eisen even has a Drillform, it's the perfect tool." Nanoha lifted Graf Eisen above her head.
'Drillform'
Graf Eisen's head quickly changed it's form from that of a hammer into a double headed drill.
"Eeeeh??!" The look of shock on Vita's face clearly indicated that she had had no idea of such a thing.
"You...you didn't know about it, Vita-chan?" Nanoha sounded a bit suprised by the fact. "Then what about the other forms, like the Can-opener-form or the Electric-mixer-form?"
"Um...Nanoha, I don't think your helping much here..." Fate whispered worriedly.
"Eisen...My Eisen..." Vita was still in a state of shock as she went to squat in one corner of the room mumbling to herself.
"Nanoha, what do we do? I've never seen Vita like that..."
"Don't you think there's someone else we should be worrying about instead?"
"Someone else? Like who?" Fate's face showed a puzzled expression as she tried to figure out what Nanoha had meant.
Just then, a furious scream erupted from the corner. "I'll KILL that Shari!!!"
And with that Vita stormed out of the room, incidentally forgetting Graf Eisen.
"See?"
"Yeah...But won't it be too late to tell Shari after Vita's found her?"
"I guess...But let's finish this first, 'kay?" Nanoha turned back to the cradle-in-making continuing to work on it.
"Sure." For some reason, all the worry in Fate's voice vanished the instant she began working on the cradle again.
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Sigh...I guess I'm just not fit for writing comedy.
I'm not sure if I'll ever write more of these, but if I do, I'll put them up in here.
Oh, and if you haven't already, you should go read Satashi's 'SNL, a digital short', those one shots are sooooo hilarious.