Pippin's ode to mushrooms
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own Pippin, or LOTR. Darn.
An earthy smell, so full of delight,
The cause of most of I and Merry's fights,
Mushrooms! Mushrooms! So mushy and divine,
Mushrooms! Mushrooms! Come here, you're mine!
Great with bacon, good on toast,
The best veggie ever, tastier than most!
Mushrooms! Oh, mushrooms, you really are great!
I have no regrets, but for the green fuzzy one I ate.
Authors note: No comment O.o