Disclaimer: I hereby announce that I do not own Maple Story, or any thing that belongs to it. Wizet does.
A/N: This is the first fanfiction I have ever written in my life, so do not flame my poorly written piece of work. I wrote this out of boredom, so ya, you know how this will end…
PS: I quitted maple story about a year ago, so I only have a vague memory of it. Therefore, do not blame me for the lack of description for the story.
Chapter one: The Plot
"Ahahahaha! I have finally mastered the arte of transformation!" Roared the demon, Jr balrog, king of the beasts of Victoria Island. It resides in the deep cavern if Victoria Island, called the Dungeon. It swore to take revenge on the people who ventured through its terrain to kill him. However, no one knows the reason of its revival- It can only die with the destruction of its dark heart. "Now, pesky humans, revenge is finally mine! Go, my minons, spread the message to all of the 'monster kingdom', that we shall finally reign victory over the humans. Muahahahhaha."
A few days later, in the mystical forest of Ellinia…
"Grendal the really old, Grendal the really old! A chief bandit has been spotted wreaking havoc in our well-known potion store! He killed the store fairy owner, brutally, stole all the supplies, and left, saying, " Dark Lord sends his regards." What should we do?"
Grendal the really old flared up. "This must be some kind of a misunderstanding. There must be a perfect reason behind this. Convey my message to Dark Lord at once, I will meet him personally."
Meanwhile, at the ruins of Perion…
"Dances with Balrog, Dances with Balrog! A male priest er.. raped me!"
"Nonsense, you're going to be a father tomorrow, so stop blabbering nonsense!"
"Erm, about that, after my being raped, that male priest made sure I would have no more father's day." The strong built dragon knight broke down. " He… he also mentioned 'Grendal the old freak sends his regards' He.. he … then killed my pregnant wife !"
"Is that so? I shall get to the bottom of this. Fear not, I will personally help you."
As soon as the dragon knight left, still unconsoled, Dances with balrog muttered to himself, "A male priest raping a male dragon knight? Hmmm…"
Meanwhile, in the dirty sewage of Kerning city…
"Dark Lord, Dark Lord! A ranger was spotted burning down..er… all our natural fertilizers in the sewage!"
"Good! I have been wanting to have them rid of! Sniff sniff So why is it still so smelly?"
"That ranger then scattered the remains of the fertilizers all over kerning, sir! Oh yes, he mentioned "Athena Pierce sends her regards." And then burnt down our potion shop."
"How dare she! My old flame? Erm I mean my old friend? I will get to the top of this.. I mean to the bottom of this." (Get this joke that Dark lord is always hanging upside down? Yes? No? Never mind, I just escaped from the world' stop mental hospital.)
Meanwhile, in the peaceful town of Henesys…
"Milady, milady! A paladin was spotted burning your house! Oh wait, you should be informed of it by now…" Chief Stan looked around at the once-tall tree house.
"Yes, it seems he left, saying, "Dances with me, I mean Balrog sends his regards. Don't worry, I will get to the bottom of this. I shall personally pay him a visit."
Okay, this chapter ended lamely.. Err …. I mean, review or … err … just review.
PPS: Pardon me for my lame humour