Disclaimer: Yeah, still me. Still don't own anything. Cope. Mel is mine.
Coko was Liz's. Now her angel owns Liz. RIP Coko. Flame, don't flame,
please R/R. I really have nothing personal against Legolas, I just hate how
often he gets to rescue damsels in distress. I have little something to
say to Legolas: WE ARE PERFECLT CAPABLE OF RESCUING OURSELFS, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH!! And to Mary Sues: MIND YOUR OWN D-MN BUSINESS! Okay, now
that I'm done ranting, you are allowed to read.
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Mel, Coko, and Demon Trees.
Mel studied her new gift. It was another rare gift from her Uncle Elrond. He was always sending her a new piece of pretty jewelry. This time it was a large diamond brooch. *This is a real piece of jewelry, the diamonds just aren't real.*sniffs** The 15 year old's hazel eyes were grave as she pondered several matters of great consequence. She continued discussing these matters with her Siamese kitten, Coko. "Coko, do you think that my necklace totally ruins this top?"
Coko replied, "Rowl!" Translation: You look like a monkey, is that what you want to look like?
"You are so right Coko, I look great in this!" These important talks over, Mel banged her fist hard on her dresser. "Meeting adjourned…Ouch!" She rubbed her sore fist and stopped banging. "Let's go to the park, girl!" She tossed some of her uncle's jewelry into her backpack. It was a reflex, she never went anywhere with out the jewelry. She added some snacks, "Let's see, Coko. We've got some Kat Kibbles for you, and some Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, M&M's, Skittles, and that's it. Very nutritious, eh? In you go now." Mel placed Coko in the bag so Coko's little head stuck out looking very cute and innocent. Mel pulled her visor and a favored pair of sneakers on. Then the master and girl snuck out of the house to the park.
Coko crawled out of the pack as soon as they entered the forest bordering the park. Mel shook her head disbelievingly as she followed the kitty's crooked tail. "Coko, I think I'm crazy. I talk to you, and I follow you. I'm probably crazy!"
Coko looked over her tan colored shoulder and shot her a look that said, "No really, I never would have guessed. Sherlock," look. She then proceeded to climb the nearest Maple tree her human could manage to climb.
"Do you really have to choose the highest tree in the park, Coko?" How typical, lousy cat absolutely no respect for the loving, caring human who is always at her beck and call. Typical.
Soon both master and girl were lounging in the tree. Mel had just settled down with Coko, when she felt the cat go tense. "Yow!" Coko said, and made it quite clear that they needed to move.
Mel sighed, "Good mother of milk, Coko! What's with you today? You need a Midol?" The only reply was a piercing blue eyed stare from Coko. Suddenly, Mel, Coko, and the backpack all slipped out of the tree and began hurdling towards the ground. Mel braced herself for the impact when she hit the ground and was very surprised when she seemed to be falling up. "Coko? Are we really falling up?" Coko gave a frightened cry and dug her needle like claws more firmly into Mel's shirt.
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Mel, Coko, and Demon Trees.
Mel studied her new gift. It was another rare gift from her Uncle Elrond. He was always sending her a new piece of pretty jewelry. This time it was a large diamond brooch. *This is a real piece of jewelry, the diamonds just aren't real.*sniffs** The 15 year old's hazel eyes were grave as she pondered several matters of great consequence. She continued discussing these matters with her Siamese kitten, Coko. "Coko, do you think that my necklace totally ruins this top?"
Coko replied, "Rowl!" Translation: You look like a monkey, is that what you want to look like?
"You are so right Coko, I look great in this!" These important talks over, Mel banged her fist hard on her dresser. "Meeting adjourned…Ouch!" She rubbed her sore fist and stopped banging. "Let's go to the park, girl!" She tossed some of her uncle's jewelry into her backpack. It was a reflex, she never went anywhere with out the jewelry. She added some snacks, "Let's see, Coko. We've got some Kat Kibbles for you, and some Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, M&M's, Skittles, and that's it. Very nutritious, eh? In you go now." Mel placed Coko in the bag so Coko's little head stuck out looking very cute and innocent. Mel pulled her visor and a favored pair of sneakers on. Then the master and girl snuck out of the house to the park.
Coko crawled out of the pack as soon as they entered the forest bordering the park. Mel shook her head disbelievingly as she followed the kitty's crooked tail. "Coko, I think I'm crazy. I talk to you, and I follow you. I'm probably crazy!"
Coko looked over her tan colored shoulder and shot her a look that said, "No really, I never would have guessed. Sherlock," look. She then proceeded to climb the nearest Maple tree her human could manage to climb.
"Do you really have to choose the highest tree in the park, Coko?" How typical, lousy cat absolutely no respect for the loving, caring human who is always at her beck and call. Typical.
Soon both master and girl were lounging in the tree. Mel had just settled down with Coko, when she felt the cat go tense. "Yow!" Coko said, and made it quite clear that they needed to move.
Mel sighed, "Good mother of milk, Coko! What's with you today? You need a Midol?" The only reply was a piercing blue eyed stare from Coko. Suddenly, Mel, Coko, and the backpack all slipped out of the tree and began hurdling towards the ground. Mel braced herself for the impact when she hit the ground and was very surprised when she seemed to be falling up. "Coko? Are we really falling up?" Coko gave a frightened cry and dug her needle like claws more firmly into Mel's shirt.
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