Mabel gets weird

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Mabel groaned. Stan was winning money on Cash Wheel like crazy! And she...she had nothing to show for her troubles! Stan was going to win! She needed a gimmick, a new attraction!

Her mind raced frantically. What was something weird and unusual that people would spend big money to see?

Suddenly her mind presented a memory of something she saw; back when she was only one years old...and when she accidentally saw it again several months ago.

Mabel paused only long enough to vomit in a trashcan; before running off to make preparations.

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Dipper whistled a tune as he went about his day-

SPLASH!

Dipper shouted out in indignation as he was covered in chocolate sauce.

"Sorry Dipper!" Shouted Mabel. "I'll go get a towel!"

She runs off before Dipper can say anything. He then tries to wipe off some of the sauce himself-

CRASH!

"Oh no! I accidentally knocked over the fire ant farm!" Shouts Mabel. FIRE ANTS!? Shouts Dipper horrified.

He looks around and sure enough they're already swarming onto him! In a fit of panic Dipper quickly ditches all of his clothes!

Pausing only long enough to vomit at the sight of her brother, she then grabs the Journal.

"Don't worry! I'll use a cleaning spell!"

ZAP!

Suddenly Dipper fell on the floor and burst out Laughing! "Mabel!(snort) That was a tickling spell!(HA!)"

SORRY! Shouts Mabel. Then she dramatically turns her head around. OH NO! I HEAR PEOPLE COMING!

She runs to Dipper grabs his arm and tosses him into a nearby vault. "Wait in here until the coast is clear!" She shouts as she locks the door before he can protest.

Dipper struggles between laughing and shivering, this vault is so cold! With nothing else to do Dipper just looks into the mirror inside the vault...

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STEP RIGHT UP! TAKE A GANDER AT THE WORLDS SMALLEST GENITALS!

Shouts Mabel as she directs people to the soundproof vault with a one-way mirror on the back.

Where between the cold and tickling an oblivious Dippers genitals had become even more impossibly small then they already were...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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