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A/N: Best crossover ever or best crossover EVAH?!! ...I'm not sure...

This is what happens to Lelouch after he dies at the end of the series.

When Lelouch Lamperouge opened his eyes, he found himself lying on the carpeted floor of what looked to be the hallway of an old ancient castle. There was a stench of fire and brimstone in the air, but Lelouch thought nothing of it as he pushed himself up to a stand. He looked down the hall, and blinked twice. He was completely alone. He also felt very short for some reason, as well.

'Huh...this is weird...where the hell am I, dood?' he wondered, not having noticed the extra word he added at the end of that thought. The last thing he remembered was having allowed Suzaku to kill him with a stab through the chest, fulfilling the final, and most drastic, step of his grand master plan to bring peace to both Britannia and Japan once and for all. Lelouch raised his hand to scratch his head...but suddenly stopped. He didn't feel the soft touch of his silky charcoal-black hair sliding in between his fingers. In fact, he didn't even feel his fingers for that matter, either.

'...What the hell, dood?'

Lelouch raised his hands to his face...and saw that he now had two stubby flipper-like wing appendages for hands. The tiny, black dots he now had in replace of eyes grew wide with horror and confusion. He placed a hand onto his face, and realized he had a long, jagged beak for a mouth, as well. He looked at his feet, and saw they were two flimsy little sticks instead of the long, slim legs he once possessed. He also had an ugly little brown pouch strapped around his waist, as well. There was a pair of tiny wings on his back, but they didn't seem strong enough to even lift him a few inches off the ground anyway. Lelouch's confusion only grew worse and worse.

Throwing back his head, he screamed, "WHAT THE HOLY BRITANNIAN FUCK IS GOING ON HERE, DOOD?!!!"

"...HEY!!!"

Lelouch spun around, and found himself now staring up into the face of a large being completely made out of stone. If Lelouch had still possessed all of his natural body functions, he would have pissed himself right then and there.

"...DA HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' HERE, SCREAMING YER HEAD OFF LIKE DAT?!!!" The creature grunted loudly, its soulless eyes flashing with dangerous undertones. Lelouch shrank back in fear.

"Uh...I was...uh...dood...I...err...zuh...dood..."

The monster rolled its eyes, and sighed. "Look, just get down to the throne room, 'kay? Miss Etna has an important announcement for all the new recruits..."

"...Recruits?" Lelouch asked, raising a non-existent eyebrow.

"Yeah, all the new Prinny recruits...now move yer ass!!!" The golem replied, and then it turned around and slowly lumbered off, occasionally muttering curse words under its breath. Lelouch stared at it for a few seconds before it turned around the corner, and once again the former-human was alone in this strange new place.

'So,' Lelouch tapped at the chin he no longer had, 'I'm a Prinny now...dood?'

Shrugging his shoulders, Lelouch immediately accepted his new Prinny persona, and walked off to locate the throne room. He opened up his little pouch and pulled out two sharp knives, gleaming brilliantly in the chandelier light. Lelouch chuckled under his breath; he always had a bit of thing for knives, anyway. After looking them over for about a minute, he put them away and continued to traverse along with stupidly cheerful optimism.

'Hmm...I sure hope this Miss Etna person is kind to me, dood...' Lelouch thought to himself, totally unaware of the pain he would soon suffer at the hands of his very own 'master' in the oncoming days as he attempted to pay off the large debt required for reincarnation...