Minerva's Class 1: First Day of School.
"Alright Class, settle down and take your seats," the teacher said walking into the brightly lit classroom.
--Professor Minerva. Tall, thin, built like a dancer, and with the sword moves to match.
A chilly woman with a very serious personality and takes no nonsense--
One by one, the students were taking their seats. Only because they weren't sure how to respond to this new lady yet. Sizing her up. Minerva's eyes fell on her attendance sheet. "Manata Aruko?"
The adorable, over 200 year old dog demon looked up and over at the woman. Gaze sliding down a little distance underneath the young woman's face. He was instantly up from his desk and placing an arm around the teacher..on her lower back as he twitched his ears cutely.
"Right here Ms. Minnie, ready to make all your dreams come true." he said as his hand slid lower onto her rear.
--Manata Aruko, a.k.a Mannie. Surprisingly more responsible than he looks,
and the biggest pervert on the block. Worse than Zack-o and Akio combined.--
With a twitch of her eye, Minerva took one hand and comically knocked Manata into the floor. She stood over him with a fist clenched in front of her and fire in her hazel eyes.
"Keep your hands to yourself and go sit down..." She trailed off noticing his upward gaze. "...and stop looking up my skirt! ...Come see me after class."
"Yay!" Manata happily sat back down, and grinned proudly. He had a 'date' with the teacher after class. Score. The demon nudged the guy sitting next to him as the teacher continued her attendance.
"Akio...um, just, Akio?"
Akio raised his hand in response.
"And Crystaea," he jerked a thumb at the fairy on his shoulder as the turned his gaze from Asuka Haruko to look at Mannie who was still nudging him.
"Hey Akio, I got a date with the Hott teacher after class."
"Yeah, right, she's probably going to get you transfered out of her class like the last one did," the boy replied, shrugging the dog demon off to stare at Asuka again.
--Akio No-last-name. Half Devil with a Fairy partner in fighting off devils.
Blunt and arrogant. Left Asuka to go out with Jun, got his heart broken,
and now wants his 'Asukies' back.--
Minerva checked off the name as she read the next one aloud.
"Asuka and Jun Haruko."
There was a cheery 'Here!' from Jun in the front, and a bit of a grunt from Asuka sitting in the back of the room. The older sister was folding up a piece of paper. Both looked at the other one...and glared murderously.
--Asuka Haruko. Supposedly cold-hearted assassin...with frequent memory
loss. Has a deep-seeded rivalry with her sister Jun, and is dating Zack-o.--
After a moment of glaring and threatening hand signals, the sisters then 'hmphed' and went back to what they were doing.
--Jun Haruko. Flightly, airheaded slut, but a talanted assassin who views guys
like Kleenex: Strong, Soft, Disposable. Tries to take Zack-o from Asuka.--
Minerva sighed. She could tell this was going to be a long year already.
"Cerberus th-...the, Ender...?"
No answer. She repeated the name. Still no answer, so she moved on.
"Aoi."
"And Strawberry!" The small doll piped up from front-row center, waving her pink crayon as she looked at the teacher for a moment.
--Aoi. Vampire Kitty Doll with an Imp for a medium. Bubbly,
hyper, and happy, doesn't like being 'squish-ed' in huggles.--
The little glowing orb that was Strawberry bobbed a bit in a wave, and then Aoi went back to coloring in her coloring book. Minerva put her attendance sheet away. Then she wrote a single word on the board.
Huggle.
At least two of the class members blinked in confusion.
"Today, class, we are going to learn about 'huggles' and their danger to us fictional characters in both a real and nonfictional sense."
There was a hand raised already.
"Yes Manata?"
"Can /I/ have a huggle Ms. Minnie?"
"No."
"Aww...after class then?" He tried, wiggling his ears again. Minerva ignored it and moved on.
"Huggles are when somebody gives you a very tight hug. While rocking you back and forth. There are a few ways to spot these Hugglers-...yes Aoi?"
"What is a Huggler?"
"It's a person that gives huggles all the time..." The teacher sweatdropped.
Aoi's hand was in the air again, waving back and forth. However the doll just called out another question regardless while fixing her kitty ears with her other hand.
"Why does that person huggle?"
"...Because to them it's fun. ...Yes Jun?"
Jun was fixing her hair in a compact mirror from her bag as she asked, "Who came up with a huggle?"
"And who came up with the names?!" Manata added in.
Yep. Deffinately a long year.
"Some Anime Freak came up with the huggle." Minerva turned her gaze to Manata to answer his part next. "Ask your creator."
"How is it fun? IT SQUISHES LITTLE PEOPLES!!" Aoi chimed in on her own. Before the teacher had a chance to answer, Jun was already calling out her next question as Asuka threw her paper plane...hitting Akio square between the eyes. He kept staring at her.
"Who's the random Anime Freak?" The 'more lovable' Haruko sister asked with an O_o face.
"She is known only as, 'Anime Kid'...nobody has ever seen or heard this person, although many know legends. Some say she's about as tall as the building, and weighs 300 lbs -"
"DAYEM! Bitch needs to go on a diet!!" Jun exclaimed.
"So do you. Now shut up before somebody glomps you." Minerva replied steadily.
Akio, ignoring the class in its entirety, opened up the paper plane. He smoothed it out and wrote a love note on it, then folded it back up and sent it flying back to Asuka. Who in turn just crumpled it up and tossed it at the back of Jun's skull to make her stop whining about the fat comment.
"Glomping?" Aoi spoke up confused.
Manata grinned. "I like glomps."
Minerva just sighed. She clapped her hands together to get the class' full attention.
"Alright. For homework, I want you all to go onto 'YouTube' and look up 'The Glomp Project'. Watch the video and come to class ready to discuss. Dismissed."
The class started to file out.
"Oh, and, would somebody PLEASE make sure Cerberus comes to class next time?"