Title: There and Back Again: A Ringwraith's Tale by Danny Nazgúl
Rating: PG, might go up to PG-13
Summary: Yes, you can do a Humor/Drama fic. This is LotR from the perspective of Danny the Seventh Ringwraith. It has its funny moments, but it is a drama, and you know what the end is....
Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. It. I also don't own Danny....he was more or less borrowed from "Monty Sauron and the Quest for the One Ring" and tweaked a bit for this story. Happy, lawyers? *they nod* Good.
Author's Note: Um....this is another random plot bunny....it was inspired by my other fic, Here They Come, where Danny makes his first appearance. Anyways, on with the fic!
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CAST LIST:
Johnny Angmar the First
Susan Nazgúl the Second
Carl Nazgúl the Third
Katie Nazgúl the Fourth
Flora Nazgúl the Fifth
Mikey Nazgúl the Sixth
Danny Nazgúl the Seventh
Charlie Nazgúl the Eighth
Cindy Nazgúl the Ninth
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I am a Ringwraith. The Seventh Ringwraith, to be exact. My name is Danny. Yes, Danny. Why are you looking at me like that? At least it isn't as bad as Carl the Third, or Flora the Fifth. Anyways, I am Danny Nazgúl, and this is my story.
I suppose this all began when Lord Sauron gave us all those Rings. One by one, he lured us in to taking them with promises of football, popularity, manicures, and so on. Once we took them, he gave us these really spiffy hoods, cloaks, and horses. The only problem was that we had to do what he said. We had no choice in the matter. Also, whenever we tried to talk to someone, our voices came out as screams, which was a real setback in Sauron's PR office. In the words of our leader, Johnny Angmar: "You have no idea how much this scares the broads." Ah, well. At least we have Susan, Katie, Flora, and Cindy to keep us company.
The girls are....interesting. They're all very pretty. Susan is wild. She seems to be infatuated with Johnny, and flirts with him at every possible opportunity. He seems a bit amused by this, and lets her sit in his lap whenever he's in a good mood.
Katie is crazy. She keeps muttering about how the "evil Bendy Straws" are out to get her, and praying to something she calls the "radioactive flammable coconut god". I have no idea what she's talking about. She writes things down on paper whenever she gets the chance. I once looked at what she was writing....it was about two people, Faramir and Eowyn, who get married. It was actually pretty good. She's very afraid of something called a Mary Sue. (Susan sometimes takes offense at this.) No matter where we go, she always insists on looking around first, to make sure there aren't any "Sues". (Susan REALLY takes offense at this.) I gave up trying to understand Katie a long time ago.
Flora's insane too, when she talks at all. She's shy, and reads a lot, but when she talks, she always has the best ideas. She doesn't talk to us guys much, but she is very close friends with all four girls, especially Katie. I remember once they decided to play a prank on the guys, and Johnny got really mad and asked who came up with the idea, and the other three girls all pointed to Flora. It was a shock. She doesn't usually get teased by Mikey because when she gets mad, she completely blows up. When he first met her, Mikey tries to tease her, and we had to rescue him....she had him pinned down and was trying to throttle him. Wow.
Cindy is nice. She's a bit of a mother hen, but she's the voice of reason in our little group. She's really sweet. Smart, too. She knows when an idea will work and when it won't.
Now, for us guys....Johnny Angmar's our leader. He has a bit of an ego problem, and can't resist a challenge. He likes girls, too, but most of them can't tell his scream from his really bad pick-up lines. Well, he's got Susan, at least.
Carl and Charlie are my best friends. They're really nice. Carl's smart, and a little nerdy. That's OK, though. Charlie's really funny. He speaks his mind a lot, which gets him into trouble, but we all forgive him. He's kinda reckless, and he always bickers with Cindy. I think he likes her, though.
Mikey's even more reckless than Charlie. He can be mean sometimes, and teases people a lot. He's one of our best fighters, though, almost as good as Johnny. He's pretty intimidating.
I'm pretty quiet, too. Sometimes, though, I just can't keep my mouth shut. I get teased by Mikey sometimes, but Flora and Katie always yell at him when he does.
Anyways, enough about us. What happened was, Lord Sauron made his own Ring, and tried to take over the world. We had to help, which Cindy really hated. None of us could do anything about it, though. Sauron, though, finally gave us a vacation. That's why we were off in the South during the Battle of Dagorlad. We all felt it when that Man cut the Ring from Sauron's hand. We knew it wasn't safe to go back, so we stayed in the South for many years. Finally, Sauron grew stronger, strong enough to call us back. We rode as fast as we could back to Minas Morgul, knowing that soon, we would be put to work again.
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If you think this is any good, I'll continue. If not....it'll just sit, collecting dust. Review, and the Saga of Danny Nazgúl will go on.
Rating: PG, might go up to PG-13
Summary: Yes, you can do a Humor/Drama fic. This is LotR from the perspective of Danny the Seventh Ringwraith. It has its funny moments, but it is a drama, and you know what the end is....
Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. It. I also don't own Danny....he was more or less borrowed from "Monty Sauron and the Quest for the One Ring" and tweaked a bit for this story. Happy, lawyers? *they nod* Good.
Author's Note: Um....this is another random plot bunny....it was inspired by my other fic, Here They Come, where Danny makes his first appearance. Anyways, on with the fic!
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CAST LIST:
Johnny Angmar the First
Susan Nazgúl the Second
Carl Nazgúl the Third
Katie Nazgúl the Fourth
Flora Nazgúl the Fifth
Mikey Nazgúl the Sixth
Danny Nazgúl the Seventh
Charlie Nazgúl the Eighth
Cindy Nazgúl the Ninth
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I am a Ringwraith. The Seventh Ringwraith, to be exact. My name is Danny. Yes, Danny. Why are you looking at me like that? At least it isn't as bad as Carl the Third, or Flora the Fifth. Anyways, I am Danny Nazgúl, and this is my story.
I suppose this all began when Lord Sauron gave us all those Rings. One by one, he lured us in to taking them with promises of football, popularity, manicures, and so on. Once we took them, he gave us these really spiffy hoods, cloaks, and horses. The only problem was that we had to do what he said. We had no choice in the matter. Also, whenever we tried to talk to someone, our voices came out as screams, which was a real setback in Sauron's PR office. In the words of our leader, Johnny Angmar: "You have no idea how much this scares the broads." Ah, well. At least we have Susan, Katie, Flora, and Cindy to keep us company.
The girls are....interesting. They're all very pretty. Susan is wild. She seems to be infatuated with Johnny, and flirts with him at every possible opportunity. He seems a bit amused by this, and lets her sit in his lap whenever he's in a good mood.
Katie is crazy. She keeps muttering about how the "evil Bendy Straws" are out to get her, and praying to something she calls the "radioactive flammable coconut god". I have no idea what she's talking about. She writes things down on paper whenever she gets the chance. I once looked at what she was writing....it was about two people, Faramir and Eowyn, who get married. It was actually pretty good. She's very afraid of something called a Mary Sue. (Susan sometimes takes offense at this.) No matter where we go, she always insists on looking around first, to make sure there aren't any "Sues". (Susan REALLY takes offense at this.) I gave up trying to understand Katie a long time ago.
Flora's insane too, when she talks at all. She's shy, and reads a lot, but when she talks, she always has the best ideas. She doesn't talk to us guys much, but she is very close friends with all four girls, especially Katie. I remember once they decided to play a prank on the guys, and Johnny got really mad and asked who came up with the idea, and the other three girls all pointed to Flora. It was a shock. She doesn't usually get teased by Mikey because when she gets mad, she completely blows up. When he first met her, Mikey tries to tease her, and we had to rescue him....she had him pinned down and was trying to throttle him. Wow.
Cindy is nice. She's a bit of a mother hen, but she's the voice of reason in our little group. She's really sweet. Smart, too. She knows when an idea will work and when it won't.
Now, for us guys....Johnny Angmar's our leader. He has a bit of an ego problem, and can't resist a challenge. He likes girls, too, but most of them can't tell his scream from his really bad pick-up lines. Well, he's got Susan, at least.
Carl and Charlie are my best friends. They're really nice. Carl's smart, and a little nerdy. That's OK, though. Charlie's really funny. He speaks his mind a lot, which gets him into trouble, but we all forgive him. He's kinda reckless, and he always bickers with Cindy. I think he likes her, though.
Mikey's even more reckless than Charlie. He can be mean sometimes, and teases people a lot. He's one of our best fighters, though, almost as good as Johnny. He's pretty intimidating.
I'm pretty quiet, too. Sometimes, though, I just can't keep my mouth shut. I get teased by Mikey sometimes, but Flora and Katie always yell at him when he does.
Anyways, enough about us. What happened was, Lord Sauron made his own Ring, and tried to take over the world. We had to help, which Cindy really hated. None of us could do anything about it, though. Sauron, though, finally gave us a vacation. That's why we were off in the South during the Battle of Dagorlad. We all felt it when that Man cut the Ring from Sauron's hand. We knew it wasn't safe to go back, so we stayed in the South for many years. Finally, Sauron grew stronger, strong enough to call us back. We rode as fast as we could back to Minas Morgul, knowing that soon, we would be put to work again.
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If you think this is any good, I'll continue. If not....it'll just sit, collecting dust. Review, and the Saga of Danny Nazgúl will go on.