The Silly Tucker Children
By Shadowgate
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It was 7PM and the Tucker Family just finished eating dinner. Thomas and Laura Tucker both had a long day so they were sitting in the living room relaxing. Craig and Ruby decided to join them.
Craig decided he wanted a piece of lemon pie.
"Ruby go into the kitchen and bring me a piece of that lemon pie. You need to be more useful around the house."
Laura became irritated and yelled "GET IT YOURSELF YOUNG MAN YOUR SISTER IS NOT YOUR SLAVE!"
Craig got up and said "oh man I have to do everything around here myself."
Craig got up and got himself a slice of lemon pie and root beer.
He came back into the living room but Thomas told him to eat it at the dinner table to avoid spilling it in the living room.
Laura groaned and whispered to Thomas "don't kids drive you nuts?"
After Craig was finished with his dessert he came back into the living room. That's when Ruby asked "mom I need to start wearing makeup. Where's your purse I want to try on your lipstick."
Laura snapped "What!"
Ruby said "I need to start wearing makeup."
Laura said "you are eight. You're not wearing makeup."
Ruby said "that's not fair. You let Craig wear makeup because he's a boy."
Craig yelled "GODDAMN IT I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP!"
Ruby threw a pillow and hit Craig in the head.
Craig became irritated and threatened Ruby.
"I'm going to beat you with this pillow because I don't have a wet noodle."
Craig chased Ruby through the house. They both ran upstairs then ran back downstairs. Thomas got up and chased after them. After he caught both of them he told them to stop being silly.
Craig and Ruby went to their rooms. Craig got on YouTube to watch a video by the rock band Cryptic Wintermoon. At first there was a commercial and it said "video will play after ad."
The lady in the commercial said "Alexa please blow up my neighbor's house."
Alexa said "gladly" and a big explosion is heard along with people screaming off camera.
Craig commented "my dad says my sister and but I are silly I think that commercial was silly."
Craig then watches the video "One of Your Sons Is Coming Home."
THE END