Mike and Lil were at a fancy diner together, they were both in late high school and really close to graduating their classes as it was almost summer vacation and the anniversary as they first came together.
"Hard to believe Graduation Day is a week away..." Lil said to Mike.
"I know, I wanted tonight to be special." Mike nodded as they clinked their soda glasses together.
"How's Cindy doing?" Lil asked.
"She's doing pretty good," Mike replied. "Hard to believe that she's going to college already."
"That's great," Lil nodded. "Good for her."
"Remember how we first met?" Mike asked rhetorically.
"How could I forget?" Lil asked back "That was the best day of my life."
"I love you, Lil," Mike said. "You make me feel very special."
"Aww, thank you~" Lil gushed.
They then ate their dinner and decided to take a walk in Jellystone Park. There, they saw Sally, watching over the Ranger Station.
"Hey, Sally." Mike greeted the former girl scout.
"Hello, Mike," Sally replied. "How are you doing?"
"Just fine, thanks." Mike smiled as she walked along with her beloved Lil.
"So, how are your friends, Lu and Og?" Lil asked Mike.
"Well, there's good news," Mike replied excitedly. "Og and Lilo are going to the same college together. Also, Manny and Lu just got engaged early, but they're gonna wait a while until they decide to actually get married."
"Ah, Manny popped the question?" Lil asked before giggling. "He and Lu are so adorable together, even when they were younger."
"Don't I know it?" Mike agreed. "I'm also glad abut Lilo and Og going to college, but... I'm just a little worried about Lilo's pet, Stitch... What if he gets lonely?"
"Maybe she'll take him with her?" Lil suggested. "They are practically best friends."
"Hard to say for now..." Mike shrugged before sighing. "I wish my parents could see this."
"Aw, Mike, I'm sure they're smiling down at you," Lil coaxed. "I know I'm happy for us."
"Yeah..." Mike smiled sadly. "I just... I just sometimes wish I could've prevented their accident... Somehow."
"It's not your fault though," Lil coaxed. "I know that they think so."
"Thanks, Lil, I really appreciate that." Mike replied.
They then continued to go on their little walk until Mike stopped for a minute and looked like she had spaced out.
"Mike?" Lil asked out of concern. "Are you okay?"
Mike then had a vision about her family, her second family, the ones who cared about her: The Drawn Together gang. She heard screaming and evil laughter and what's worse was that she saw them getting killed.
"Mike, are you all right?" Lil asked.
Mike held her head as she had a lot to take in. "Guys!" she then yelped.
"Uh, Mike?" Lil waved her hand in front of Mike's face.
"Lil, it's them, Toot... Xandir... Foxxy... We gotta save them." Mike told her girlfriend.
"Whoa, take it easy, Mike," Lil told her. "What are you talking about?"
"It's a long story, Lil, but I have to find them..." Mike panted and panicked. "I have to find them."
"Who, Mike?" Lil asked. "Who do you have to find?"
Mike looked right into her eyes with a deep breath. "My Drawn Together family."
"Your Drawn Together family?" Lil asked. "Wait, you were on the show Drawn Together?"
"It's a long story, come on, I don't have much time, it might be too late." Mike panicked.
"Mike, settle down, I'm sure it'll be okay..." Lil told her.
"I have to do this, Lil," Mike said as she was about to walk off. "I don't know how long I'll be gone, but hopefully, I'll come back alive."
"Now just wait a minute, Mike Mazinsky, I'm coming with you!" Lil replied.
"Lil, it might be too dangerous." Mike cautioned.
"I don't care, I can't let you go anywhere without me, you might need help." Lil told her.
Mike took a long look at her girlfriend before taking a sigh. "Well... Okay, but I can't promise you won't get hurt."
"I don't care, just as long as I can go with you." Lil replied.
"All right, but first thing's first." Mike said before pulling out a special whistle and blew it.
"What is that for?" Lil asked.
As if on cue, the question was answered as a familiar battle monster soon appeared and came right beside the tomboy. "Ling-Ling is ready for battle, Mike-san."
"Ling-Ling, we have to go back home." Mike told the battle monster as she picked him up in her arms.
"Home?" Ling-Ling asked. "What Mike-san talking about?"
"I mean home home, Ling-Ling," Mike told him. "The Drawn Together house."
"Our old home?" Ling-Ling asked. "But why?"
"Our friends are in danger." Mike replied.
"Danger?" Ling-Ling asked.
"Trust me, Ling-Ling, this is going to be a big adventure, and we have to do everything we can to help, this I swear." Mike vowed in determination like the Rivera family.
"What're we waiting for?" Lil replied. "Let's get dangerous."
Mike smirked with a chuckle. "Someone's been watching Darkwing Duck."
"Hey, you recommended it for me!" Lil smirked back.
"Glad that I did too." Mike replied.
Mike and Lil got on the motorcycle with Ling-Ling sitting on Mike's shoulder and they headed to the Drawn Together household.
"Don't worry, guys, I'm coming." Mike promised.
And with that, the three drove off to meet the Drawn Together gang before it would be too late.
At the Drawn Together house, it was a bright and sunny morning for the group as they smiled peacefully in bed with no worries of the future ahead of them and were unaware that they would be visited by Mike and Ling-Ling very soon, and the princess was the first to wake up.
"Good morning, people and Foxxy," Clara smiled to everyone before looking out the sunny window. "It's a lovely day to be on a reality show."
"And it's a good day to deny wetting the bed, which I did not do!" Foxxy replied.
"Ooh, it's also the perfect day to stay in bed and snuggle all day!" Captain Hero joined in before pounding his hand into his fist.
"Yeah, we should have another pinata party tonight," Spanky suggested. "But this time with a real pinata."
"Guys, there really is nothing better than being on a reality television show!" Xandir smiled in pain. "Mike and Ling-Ling don't know what they're missing!"
"I miss my little baby," Foxxy sighed about Mike. "I hope she's okay, I worry about her every day."
"Eh, she's probably fine, and not dead..." Spanky shrugged.
"Nothing!" Xandir laughed until a tooth fell out of his mouth.
'Attention, Housemates, this is The Jew Producer speaking,' An intercom went off in the room. 'Please report to the living room for the next competition and a special surprise guest appearance.'
"Competition and special surprise guest appearance?" Wooldoor beamed and rolled out of bed. "Wait up, guys, I'm almost ready!" He then morphed into a Transformer robot, a dildo, and a plane before going back to his 'normal' self. "Now I'm ready, wheeeee!"
"I wonder who the special guest is?" Toot wondered before picking up her daughter. "I hope it's not my slutty sister or my whore of a mother. Come on, Leah, let's go see what our boss head wants~"
Leah giggled to her mother while clapping her hands.
"I hope it's not Princess Rosalie." Xandir said to Toot on the way out about his ex-girlfriend.
"Good morning, Housemates," The Jew Producer greeted as he met them all in the living room once they were dressed in their usual clothes. "Today's competition is pretty self-explanatory."
"It is?" Spanky asked as they held pairs of white heels in their hands with a bunch of puppies and kittens on the floor in front of them.
"Just tell us who the hell the special guest is!" Toot demanded.
"But first, the challenge," The Jew Producer interrupted as he took Leah away from Toot so she could do the challenge. "Put on the heels, step on the puppies and kittens, and the person who crushes the most by the time I count, wins the coveted, uh, eh, let's say immunity from next week's Final Judgement Ceremony Night?"
"Why not just tell us who the guest is!" Toot demanded.
"After the challenge." The Jew Producer decided.
Toot pouted in response to that.
"Jew Producer, this competition is ridiculous," Foxxy protested. "It almost sounds made up."
"That's why you're going to lose~" Captain Hero mocked. "Suck it!"
"And, go!" The Jew Producer told the housemates as he carried Baby Leah in his arms.
"Hold it." Xandir stopped him.
"Now what?!" The Jew Producer complained.
"I don't want my baby girl seeing what her Mommy and Daddy are about to do." Xandir replied, referring to Leah of course.
"Fine, I'll blindfold her, will that make you happy?!" The Jew Producer replied.
"YES!" Toot and Xandir hissed.
The Jew Producer yelped and then blindfolded Leah. Baby Leah giggled and squealed as she was unaware of what was going on around her.
"Now, we're ready." Toot giggled as she then put on her high heels.
Everyone then began to stomp on the puppies and kittens which made blood gush everywhere as the puppies whined out of pain and the kittens mewed themselves to sudden death. Baby Leah was soon put on the floor so that the Jew Producer could have some fun with himself while the housemates mutilated the cute and fuzzy animals.
"No, don't kill us, we won't make life horrible for the Powerpuff Girls again, we promise!" The Fluffy Bunch from Sweet & Sour cried out only to be killed themselves which was a fitting punishment for them.
Confession Cam
"I thought I'd have a good chance to win," Clara smiled. "I made more bloody fur than menstruation time in Mount Holyoke!"
End of Confession
Mike and Lil were still riding into town as they soon pulled up to the driveway to the Drawn Together house.
"I always thought this was such a beautiful house." Lil said to Mike.
"I know," Mike agreed. "Boy, I sure do miss this place."
"Shall we go in?" Lil asked.
"Not yet," Mike replied. "I wanna surprise them."
"Okay." Lil agreed.
"Aaaand... Stop." The Jew Producer told the housemates as he was getting sweaty and excited.
Everyone then stopped what they were doing.
"That felt good..." Clara smiled until she saw one puppy who was still crawling until she then stepped on it.
"You guys did an excellent job..." The Jew Producer grunted as he sweated and tried to pull himself together and zipped up his pants before trying to go out the front doors.
"Wait, Jew Producer, you didn't even tell us who won or who the special guest appearance is!" Wooldoor told him.
"Oh, um, the winner is... Who hasn't won in a while?" The Jew Producer looked all over the housemates before choosing Captain Hero. "Uh, let's see that guy in shorts, uh, congrats, here's your immunity, uh, scented candle."
"Booyah!" Captain Hero beamed as he took the candle in victory. "You can all suck it, bitches!"
The Jew Producer opened the door to see Mike, Lil, and Ling-Ling as they were about to ring the doorbell. "And, uh, here's our special guest!" he then told the group. "Mike Mazinsky, the person you all missed!"
"Hey, guys," Mike greeted. "Long time no see."
"Mike!" The Drawn Together cast gasped.
"Oh, look at you, you're so grown up!" Foxxy beamed. "Oh, Mike... You still have that makeover from Xandir's first Gay Bash with Pac-Man, Elmer Fudd, and Snagglepuss."
"Yeah, that was Marie Kanker's idea, remember?" Mike chuckled before smiling back. "It's so good to see you all again."
"Mike!" Wooldoor beamed.
"Move it!" Spanky glared as he shoved Wooldoor. "I wanna see him!"
"Move it, Porky, I wanna talk to Mike!" Captain Hero glared until he grabbed the tomboy into a tight hug.
"One at a time, one at a time!" Mike told her old 'family'. "Hey, guys."
"Mike!" Toot chirped.
"Toot, long time, no see!" Mike smiled to her best friend from the house.
Mike and Toot then shared a hug.
"Wow, Toot, have you actually lost weight?" Mike asked.
"Oh, do you think so?" Toot giggled. "I've been trying to watch my weight ever since Leah was born~"
"And who is this adorable little kid that I might kill?" Captain Hero asked as he took a look at Lil.
"This is my girlfriend," Mike introduced. "Lil DeVille."
"Um... Hello?" Lil blinked.
"Oh, you have a girlfriend, Mike child?" Foxxy beamed. "Well, let me meet her... Hello, I'm Foxxy Love, you can call me Mama Foxxy since you're close with my little Mike."
"Are you a fox hybrid?" Lil asked as she saw Foxxy's ears and tail.
"You got it, baby," Foxxy nodded. "My mama was a fox and my pops was a human... Until my sister and mother were both killed by those no-good weredogs."
"Oh, I'm sorry that had to happen to you, ma'am." Lil said softly.
"Ah, that's okay." Foxxy replied.
"How is your father?" Mike asked. "Should I still call him Uncle Ben because he runs that rice factory?"
"If you want to, child." Foxxy allowed.
"Cool." Mike accepted.
"So, you're Mike's girlfriend, right?" Captain Hero asked Lil.
"Yes, sir." Lil replied.
"Hurt Mike in any way and I will freakin' kill you!" Captain Hero got into her face and whispered so that Mike would not hear this.
"Sure thing, Captain Psycho." Lil blinked.
"Aw, that's Hero, darling, don't worry, not everyone's that smart, I mean, Ling-Ling struggles to read letters from Scooby-Doo." Captain Hero replied.
"THAT LACIST!" Ling-Ling glared.
"Oh, Mike, it's so good to see you again." Xandir smiled as he hugged his 'little sister' figure.
"It's great to see you too, Xandir." Mike replied.
"Good to see you too." Xandir replied.
"Have you heard anything from that Princess Rosalie?" Mike asked. "I haven't heard from her since you pretended to be gay to get away from her before you realized you were in love with Toot."
"Hmm... Now that you mention it, no," Xandir had to admit. "I'm surprised that I haven't heard anything from her since I called her to break-up with her before she used homophobic slurs against me during her kidnapping."
"Maybe she's dead." Toot smirked as she picked up Leah.
Leah cooed and giggled, reaching out to Mike. Mike took the baby girl and hugged her while kissing her cheek like she used to do with Lu's pet turtle.
"Oh, Mike, do you like my scented candle?" Captain Hero squealed as he showed his 'prize' from this week's competition. "I won this for stomping on the most puppies and kittens."
"What did he just say he won that for?!" Lil's eyes widened in shock and horror. She then looked all around and saw the remaining blood of the dead puppies and kittens which made her scream before fainting.
"LIL!" Mike panicked and bent down while carrying Leah in her arm.
"Poor dear, other than that, somethin' doesn't feel right about today." Foxxy said.
"What is it, Mama Foxxy?" Mike asked her former adoptive mother.
"Lately, all of our competitions have been about us doin' some kinda bullcrap so The Jew Producer can get his Jewy rocks off." Foxxy explained since the producer masturbated during the competition today.
"Hmm..." Mike hummed in thought. "I thought this show was cancelled a long time ago anyway?"
"Cancelled?" Foxxy replied. "Nah, that can't be right... Anyway, we should probably wash this blood off, blood's such a curse to wash out."
"That, it is." Mike agreed.
"Uh, do you even get that anymore?" Foxxy wondered since Mike was pretty much a boy these days.
"Yes, Mama Foxxy," Mike nodded. "Once a month."
"What are we going to do about her?" Wooldoor asked while pointing to Lil.
"Put her on the couch, I better stay with her." Mike suggested.
Spanky dragged Lil on the couch, hitting her head a few times.
"CAREFULLY!" Mike firmly told the perverted pig.
"Hey, don't yell at me, I'm doing my best!" Spanky scoffed. "At least it's not Spanky Jr!"
"Oh, oh, oh, Mike, can I watch her?" Wooldoor pleaded. "Please, please, please?"
"I don't know, Wooldoor..." Mike sighed.
"Oh, please, please, please?" Wooldoor begged. "She's so beautiful! I promise I won't do anything stupid."
"Since when?!" Spanky mocked him with a hearty laugh.
"Welllll... All right, you can do it," Mike allowed. "I can wash your, um, high heels for you."
"Wheeeeee!" Wooldoor beamed. "Thank you, Mike, thank you!"
Mike rolled her eyes with a smirk and walked off. "Reminds me of those adventures I spent with SpongeBob." she muttered to herself as she joined the others in the backyard to hose off the blood from their white heels.
"Don't you worry about Lil," Wooldoor saluted Mike. "She is in good hands."
Mike then walked on outside to leave Lil and Wooldoor alone.
"Ugh... What happened?" Lil groaned as she soon woke up on the couch and saw a blurry yellow blob at first before her vision cleared. "SpongeBob, is that you?"
"No, silly, it's me!" Wooldoor giggled. "Wooldoor Sockbat!"
Lil yelped as she grabbed Wooldoor by his tank top, and claws popped out of her hands.
"I'm Mike's best friend!" Wooldoor cried out. "Don't hurt me!"
"You're Mike's friend?" Lil asked.
"Yes, she always said I was like the little brother she never wanted!" Wooldoor cried out before smiling innocently. "Are you as turned on as I am?"
"WHAT?!" Lil snapped.
"I'm sorry, sometimes when I get scared, I say crazy things!" Wooldoor replied nervously. "You remind me of a younger version of Princess Clara."
"Which one's Clara?" Lil asked. "That wannabe rip-off Disney princess?"
"Yes, ma'am!" Wooldoor nodded.
"Well, you are innocent and adorable like Mike says you are." Lil had to admit.
"Aw, thanks," Wooldoor smiled as he put his hands behind his back after Lil let him go. "Can I get ya anything? Maybe a sandwich... A drink... Oh! Maybe you'd like your very own Clum Baby?"
"Actually, I am kinda hungry," Lil replied. "Got anything to eat around here?"
"Why of course we do," Wooldoor smiled. "What would you like to have?"
"Some raw bloody meat." Lil replied.
"Okay!" Wooldoor smiled and saluted before going off and came back.
"Wow, that was fast..." Lil smiled back and she soon ate the food. "Mm... Tastes fresh..."
"It's one of the puppies and kittens we stomped on earlier," Wooldoor replied before pausing to think. "I'm not sure if it was that Fluffy Bunch or not? Rumor has it they came to Cartoon Network City once and made the Powerpuff Girls' lives miserable."
Meanwhile, outside...
"We're free!" The Fluffy Bunch dragged themselves away.
"Where should we go now?" Puppy Wuppy asked.
"Maybe in Nicktropolis?" Fluffy Kitty smirked. "No one will know us there."
"Yeah!" Cuddly Bunny smirked back.
There was soon giggling heard and the Fluffy Bunch was trapped in a giant pet carrier. "Fuzzy Wuzzies and they're all mine!" Elmyra Duff laughed as she ran off with the Fluffy Bunch as her own pets against their wills which made them scream as that was a fate worse than death.
Meanwhile, the other housemates were washing their bloody high heeled shoes with a hose.
"Now, you be good while Daddy washes his shoes." Xandir told Leah as he put her in her play pen.
Leah giggled and played with her baby toys.
"Xandir, you're such a great dad, even if she's not really biologically your daughter," Mike admired. "I know that you and Toot will be great parents for Leah."
"Aw, thanks, Mike," Xandir smiled. "Well, I have two great examples to thank for that, my own mom and dad."
"So, they don't mind you and Toot together then?" Mike asked.
"Not at all," Xandir replied. "In fact they're happy."
"I'm surprised that you two became a couple after Toot's fat camp reunion," Mike nodded. "Especially since Toot's always had a huge crush on you when she first met you."
"That's right, Mike, and I'm going to be the best mother for my baby girl," Toot promised. "I'm going to be a better mother than Angelia Hill and Lois Griffin!"
"Don't forget your own mother." Mike reminded.
"Ah, how can I forget her?" Toot rolled her eyes about her mother. "Thank goodness she's gone."
"Mike, child, help Mama Foxxy out here," Foxxy told Mike. "The Foxxy smells herself a mystery."
This made the others laugh except for maybe Leah since she was preoccupied with her own toys.
"What's so funny?!" Foxxy demanded.
"Come on, Foxxy," Spanky smirked. "It's time to give up trying to redeem yourself."
"Yeah, for weeks, you've been trying to botch up that mystery at the amusement park." Clara added.
"And you're forgetting that I was there too, Clara." Mike reminded the princess.
"Ah, yes, how could I forget about that?" Clara replied.
Flashback
Foxxy and Mike were both in front of an old guy at the amusement park.
"Mr. Wilkinson here denies being a supervillain!" Foxxy told the people before glaring at the old man. "But lemme ask ya this, if you ain't not a supervillain, then why would you need a bullet proof face?!" she then took out a gun and shot the man in the face which instantly killed him.
"Oh, my God!" Mike's eyes widened in shock of the murder she just witnessed.
An old woman ran over and cradled the headless old man in her arms. "Henry, oh, hang in there!" she then mourned over the loss of her husband. "Don't give up on me, you hear me?! Don't you give up! It's not your time yet, you're a fighter, dammit! Fight it! Fight it!"
"Uh, ma'am?" Mike spoke up. "He's gone."
"No, not my Henry!" Mrs. Wilkinson cried out before hugging Mike and bawling like a baby.
"Damn, I was 40% sure that man had a bullet proof face." Foxxy muttered to herself.
"Twisted." Marie commented as she stood beside Mike as the old man's widow was now sobbing her eyes out.
"Ma'am, I'm so sorry for your loss, but listen, it was not my mama's fault." Mike told the widow.
Mrs. Wilkinson continued to cry as the flashback ended...
"Foxxy Love, you are the worst mystery solving musician who ever lived!" Toot glared.
"Yeah, the only case you broke was the display case at Zale's." Clara smirked.
Everyone else except for Mike and Leah laughed at that.
"Plus, Mike's friend Brianna is a totally better mystery solver than you are and she's only fifteen!" Spanky told Foxxy.
Foxxy glared and folded her arms at the other housemates. Mike then saw Ling-Ling laughing and smacked the back of his head.
"Ow!" Ling-Ling glared as he rubbed his head in pain.
"Ling-Ling, I raised you better than that!" Mike glared back.
"Ling-Ling is sorry, Mike-san," Ling-Ling bowed his head in shame. "It was pretty funny that Ling-Ling could not resist."
"You better watch it next time." Mike warned.
"Yes, Mike-San." Ling-Ling bowed to his new trainer.
"Oh, I got a good one!" Wooldoor spoke up. "The only thing you're good at is giving head, and you managed to do the opposite!"
Everyone then laughed at the joke, but Ling-Ling covered his mouth so that he wouldn't laugh.
"Good one, Wooldoor!" Spanky approved.
"You too, Wooldoor?" Foxxy frowned as a tear rolled down her cheek and she soon walked away.
"Way to go, Wooldoor," Mike glared. "Hey, wait, you're supposed to be watching Lil for me."
"She's awake now and eating lunch." Wooldoor told her.
Mike looked up at her 'family' and glared at them. "I hope that you guys are proud of yourselves," She scolded them. "All Mama Foxxy wants to do is help out, but you just had to go and make fun of her!"
"Aw, come on, Mike, we were just having fun," Spanky replied. "I mean, she's no Action Girl."
"That was mean, even for you guys, and Clara didn't even say anything racist to Foxxy," Mike glared before smirking slightly to the fairy tale princess of the Drawn Together gang. "By the way, Clara, I'd like you to watch this Disney movie."
"What movie?" Clara asked excitedly. "Is it about a white girl who becomes a princess with singing and an unlucky sidekick who's subjected to slapstick because of lazy writing?"
"No, it's The Princess and the Frog!" Mike smirked as she showed Clara a Disney movie with a black princess.
"No, that's impossible!" Clara yelled out before falling over anime style about the idea of a black Disney princess.
Mike laughed at that before glaring at the rest of the housemates. "Do you know why I go on adventures with Mystery Inc?" she then rhetorically asked them. "Because Mama Foxxy inspired me after I helped her solve mysteries. I wanna solve mysteries too, so that's why I go with Mystery Inc whenever I can. So, are you gonna tell me that I'm a bad mystery solver too?!"
The housemates were soon silent.
"Well?" Mike glared. "You can be honest with me, I consider you all as my family."
"You consider us as a family?" Spanky asked.
"Yeah, I've never known what it was like to have a real family to love and care about until I met you guys," Mike explained. "You're the ones who kept me happy, and I thank you guys for that."
"Aw, Mike, we don't know what to say." Toot smiled.
"You can say sorry to Foxxy." Mike replied.
"What if we don't want to?" Spanky asked.
"Then we'll have pork chops for dinner." Mike smirked again.
Spanky's eyes widened before he smiled nervously to the other housemates. "Come on, guys, let's go apologize to Foxxy!"
Mike nodded and headed inside the house to check on her former adoptive mother. Wooldoor followed the tomboy after feeling guilty about what he said.
"You know what?" Toot spoke up. "I'm glad that Mike came into the picture. If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't know what to do."
Leah cooed and giggled as she reached up for her mother.
"No, Mommy wouldn't, no Mommy wouldn't~" Toot cooed as she picked up her baby daughter and nuzzled noses with her.
"She's been through a lot," Xandir agreed. "I mean, her parents were killed right in front of her, she's always been tough after being through what she had been through. She would give up her own life just to save us."
"She did for me when my mother tried to kill me," Toot muttered from the painful memory. "I still have nightmares about Mike dying right in front of me."
"Aw, Toot, that's never gonna happen." Xandir coaxed.
"You don't know that, Xandir!" Toot replied. "What if that happens again?!"
"Toot, this is Mike Mazinsky we're talking about," Xandir told her. "She's not a normal person, remember? She changed into a werewolf right in front of us."
Toot hugged Leah close as she looked worried for Mike.
"Hey, Champ, I'm sorry about what I said before," Wooldoor frowned as he came to see Foxxy on her bed, looking forlorn. "I was just trying to fit in."
"And you shouldn't have done it in the first place." Mike replied.
"I know, and I'm sorry too, Mike." Wooldoor said.
"No, it's okay, Mike and Wooldoor, the others was right about me..." Foxxy sighed. "I ain't no good at mystery solving."
"Aw, Mama Foxxy, don't say that," Mike comforted. "You're a great mystery solver."
"Yeah, Mike's right, as usual!" Wooldoor smiled.
Foxxy sighed. "I don't kn-"
Wooldoor then shoved his hand into her mouth. "Shut... Up..." he said in a quiet and calm voice. "Foxxy, I brought you a really special someone that might cheer you up."
"Papa...?" Foxxy smiled hopefully.
"Um, no." Mike replied.
"Oh... Who is it then, honey child?" Foxxy asked.
Mrs. Wilkinson soon came into the house, looking angry with the fox hybrid woman.
"Mrs. Wilkinson!" Foxxy gasped only to be tackled by the old woman and getting beat up. "Get her off! Get her off!"
"Silly Foxxy," Wooldoor giggled. "Mrs. Wilkins is post-menopausal, it's impossible to get her off!"
"Mike, child, help Mama Foxxy, please!" Foxxy begged.
Mike rolled up her sleeves and jumped in to help her adoptive mother out against the violent old woman. Princess Clara and Toot came into the room and helped the woman off of Foxxy.
"Stay away from my Mama Foxxy!" Mike glared at the old woman.
"You'll pay for what you've done!" Mrs. Wilkinson glared at Foxxy as the fairy tale princess and sex cartoon icon pulled her out of the room. "Damn you!" she then smirked slightly to Mike. "Oh, young man, would you like to maybe mow my lawn this summer with your shirt off? I'll make you some freshly squeezed lemonade~"
"No, stay away from me, you old cougar!" Mike snapped.
"Filthy little whippersnapper!" Mrs. Wilkinson complained since Mike rejected her affections.
Mike rolled her eyes before glaring at the yellow creature. "What the hell is wrong with you, Wooldork?!"
"There is no logical explanation for what I have done." Wooldoor stared at the floor in shame.
"You are clearly out your fuckin' mind!" Foxxy glared at Wooldoor.
"I'm sorry, I-" Wooldoor frowned.
"Shh!" Foxxy shushed him. "Did you hear that?"
"I don't hear anything." Mike shrugged.
Foxxy repeated what she said, though quietly to herself. "I said FUCK!" she then told Wooldoor and Mike. "And they didn't beep it!" she then continued to say the F word without being censored like on public television and not on Showtime or HBO. "What about shit? What about cunt?! WHAT ABOUT SHIT CUNT?!" She then gasped as this felt quite exciting. "NO BLEEPS! Go ahead, try it out, you guys!"
"But Mama Foxxy, you told me that I should never say those words otherwise you would put me in the dungeon." Mike reminded.
"Ooh, let me try!" Wooldoor took his turn, only saying words that weren't curse words. "Uh, schwartza! Mud baby! Smoked Irishman! Ink Face!"
"Wooldoor, that's racist, and you can't censor racism." Mike told the yellow creature.
"She's right, I'm talkin' 'bout words like shit cunt." Foxxy told Wooldoor.
"Oh, I can never say those," Wooldoor frowned. "Those are bad words."
"Mike, child, go on and say it." Foxxy allowed.
"Are you sure, Mama Foxxy?" Mike asked.
"Just this once, child, for Mama." Foxxy told her.
"All right..." Mike replied before taking a deep breath and suddenly yelling out. "FUCK!" She then looked all around as her eyes widened about saying a cuss word. "Wow, that felt so good, you're right too, no bleeps!"
"That's my girl!" Foxxy approved.
"Ooh, if they ain't beeping, maybe they ain't blurring nothing," Foxxy thought of something. "Quick, fool, whip it out!"
"What?" Wooldoor asked out of confusion.
"Uh, I'm staying out of this one..." Mike shuddered in disgust as she knew exactly what Foxxy was talking about.
"Turn around, honey child," Foxxy told Mike. "I don't want ya seein' this."
"Good idea, Mama Foxxy." Mike agreed as she then turned around.
Wooldoor and Foxxy soon talked about Wooldoor's uncensored private area since Mike was repulsed about penises.
"You know what this means? I was right!" Foxxy cheered. "There is a mystery to be solved. And I's gonna solve it. Thanks, Wooldoor." she then took out her magnifying glass to go searching for clues. "Come on, Mike, Mama Foxxy's got a mystery on her hands."
"I hope that's a mystery..." Mike muttered as she went to join Foxxy. "Dammit Wooldoor, put your pants back on!"
"So, little fella, let's go and get you a burger!" Wooldoor laughed before he ran off without his pants on or being censored. "Wheeee!"