Dragons and Demons and Elves, Oh My!
A Malfoy fic by Leevee
Chapter 1: The Weirdness Has Begun
Draco Malfoy banged his head against the wall as he watched his inumerable cousins squabble amongst themselves. Since thier school, the American Academy of the Arcane Arts (more widely known as "AAAAH!"), had been destroyed by supposedly "unknown" powers (he could guess quite easily what they were), all nine of his cousins were, oh joy, oh rapture, coming to attend Hogwarts.
"Blade! Azusa was kicking Humphery!" screamed the youngest of the nine to her oldest brother, Tomas Malfoy, Jr., aka Blade, who cast a glance to Draco that clearly read, "Save me!" The only response he got to that was a smirk.
See, something you must understand about Tomas Malfoy, Senior, is that he was only married once, but had quite a few "girlfriends" he got pregnant after his wife died. Out of thirteen children (four were under ten years old, and therefore not going to Hogwarts), only two were legitimate. Blade and his twin sister Ace. They were also the only ones to carry the name of Malfoy. The eleven others took the names of thier mothers.
Of course, Ace hardly ever talked to her half-siblings, or even her full sibling. Sure enough, Ace was standing on the other side of the platform, flirting with Weasley. Draco shrugged, and turned, wondering where on Disc Bruno and Buster we- Wait a second? Ace was flirting with a WEASLEY!!?!!?! He started over to Blade to inform him that his idiot twin was hanging with the enemy, when a loud crash alerted him to Bruno and Buster's abrupt (and late) arrival.
Bruno and Brutus (Buster) Evans were his last 2 cousins, from the other side of the family. Thier mother, Rose Evans (sister to Draco's mother), worked full-time as a waitress at the ill-reputed Cell, the slummiest (and most popular) "tavern" in Knocturn Alley. No one, not even Rose, was quite sure as to who thier father was, although from the size of the two, he was most likely part troll.
At 17 years old, the twins were 6' 5", with a build so large they had to practically turn sideways to fit through doorways. They had shaggy blonde hair that covered noses that had obviously been broken many times and murky brown eyes. The only way to tell them apart right now was to remember that Buster was the one with the nose currently wrapped up in gauze, and Bruno was the one with a black eye.
Draco headed over to where the B twins (Blade and Ace had been named the AT&T twins{if anyone doesn't get this, e-mail me}) were helping the youngest Weasley- what was her name? It had something to do with alcohol, he was sure....Ginny! That's it {if you don't get that, e-mail me}- pick up her stuff, which they had knocked over in thier loud entrance.
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"'Orry 'bout this."
"We din't mean ta run inta ya, 'onest."
Ginny Weasley smiled reassuringly at the two blonde-haired, Hagrid- reminiscent boys. "Don't worry about it. I know you didn't crash into me intentionally. Still," she mused, musingly, "it must have been a one in a million chance that this would happen..."
"Well," the twin with the broken nose began, smiling charmfully, "ya know what they say 'bout one ina millin chances..."
"No, actually. What do they say about one in a million chances?"
"That dey crop up nine times outta ten."
Ginny blinked. "You read Terry Pratchett?" she asked, surprised.
"Nah," one shook his head. "our cousin does."
Suddenly, a paperback American version of Sourcery hit Buster in the back of the head while a copy of Mort hit Buster. "Said cousin would wish you to hurry up, it seems." Ginny said amusedly.
"Yeah. Well, we'll be seein' ya later."
"See you." Ginny replied. As they collected the books and walked away, she couldn't shake the distinct feeling they reminded her of someone, other than Hagrid. They definately did, but who?
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Ryuuji Onizuka gripped the chairs of his seat, not noticing Potter do the same, as he digested what the red haired boy in his compartment had said.
"Your father said that" his voice squeeked "dementors are coming back to Hogwarts?"
"Yeah. He said Fudge said something about keeping them from You-Know-Who while protecting the 'children'."
LA Chant was momentarily side-tracked from writing her guide, "How to Kill Puchuus", by this statement. "Who's You-Know-Who?"
Ron stared at her in disbelief. The tall, blue eyed girl was one of the AAAA students, so how could she not know? "You know, the Dark Lord?"
She still looked confused. "But Shinigami has no need for dementors."
Ron sighed. She was obviously thinking of someone else. "No.... You know, the guy who gave Harry his scar." Harry pulled aside his bangs to show her.
"Oh! Well, why didn't you just say Voldemort?" Ron and Ginny winced. Then LA remembered something. "HEY!! Why are you associating the immortal Shinigami with him?!?!"
Hermione looked up from "Elves, Demons, and the Makai", one of thier course books, to frown thoughtfully at LA. "Isn't Shinigami Japanese for something?"
"No, it's Japanese for 'God of Death'. Why?"
Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione stared at her and Hermione was about to answer when a tall guy with short-cut orange hair, dressed in a long sleeved orange shirt, gray shorts, a cape that was gray on the outside, orange on the inside, and sunglasses stuck his head into the compartment. "Any place to sit in here?"
LA nodded. "Yeah, I have to go get Meow-Fluffer to lend me her Immortals Quartet that I bought her for her birthday. She insists that there's tons of charas mentioned once only that I haven't written on my list yet. Later." She said as she left. The guy shrugged and sat down where LA had been sitting and glanced at the others.
"I should probably introduce myself. I'm Dragon, I'll be co-teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts for you."
They stared at him. He looked younger than Percy was. "Um, you look a little young to be teaching..." Ginny managed to say.
He grinned at her. "That's why I'm co-teaching. 'Course, my partner, Raven McDaniels, is actually younger than me but..." he shrugged. "That doesn't really matter."
They nodded, and Ron challenged Dragon to a chess match while Ginny, Harry, and Ryuujin talked and Hermione went back to her book.
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Disclaimer: Umm, yeah. Standard "please don't arrest me" stuff.
Author's Note: So, how'dya like it? It took me a long time to come up with the title of my (hopefully) series. It sucks, but it's the best I could do. Anyone know where the chapter name (and Puchuus) came from? Include it in your review if ya think ya do!
A note on the accents: They will change from time to time. Thankfully, only 3 of my charas have accents, and one (not introed yet, Scottish accent) won't be there very often. He also doesn't speak much. Plus he's a 3rd year, therefore in no classes with the main charas.
Other info on new charas:
E-mail me at otakulee@aol.com for detailed info on Draco's cousins.
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STUDENTS FROM AAAA:
2nd years: None
3rd years: Lothar Gelt, Diablo Starr, Azusa Takane, Samuel Guggenhiem, David Baerwald
4th years: Tal Mirrar
5th years: Ryuuji Onizuka, Kazuma Kuwabara, Yuusuke Urameshi
6th years (Harry's year): LA Chant, Shi Neo, Vincent "Hiei" Grimes, Ace Malfoy, Blade Malfoy, Botan Davis
7th years: Bruno Evans, Buster Evans, Kat Johnson, Suuichi Minamino
If you think this is too many OCs, remember that the AAAA was destroyed, and the Canadian school was already overcrowded. Also, I had to make a chart with which extra courses they're taking, whether they're in dueling club or not, whether they're taking advanced courses, and if so which, what house they're in, what year they're in, if they're on the Quidditch team, and if so, what position. SO DON'T COMPLAIN!!!!
A Malfoy fic by Leevee
Chapter 1: The Weirdness Has Begun
Draco Malfoy banged his head against the wall as he watched his inumerable cousins squabble amongst themselves. Since thier school, the American Academy of the Arcane Arts (more widely known as "AAAAH!"), had been destroyed by supposedly "unknown" powers (he could guess quite easily what they were), all nine of his cousins were, oh joy, oh rapture, coming to attend Hogwarts.
"Blade! Azusa was kicking Humphery!" screamed the youngest of the nine to her oldest brother, Tomas Malfoy, Jr., aka Blade, who cast a glance to Draco that clearly read, "Save me!" The only response he got to that was a smirk.
See, something you must understand about Tomas Malfoy, Senior, is that he was only married once, but had quite a few "girlfriends" he got pregnant after his wife died. Out of thirteen children (four were under ten years old, and therefore not going to Hogwarts), only two were legitimate. Blade and his twin sister Ace. They were also the only ones to carry the name of Malfoy. The eleven others took the names of thier mothers.
Of course, Ace hardly ever talked to her half-siblings, or even her full sibling. Sure enough, Ace was standing on the other side of the platform, flirting with Weasley. Draco shrugged, and turned, wondering where on Disc Bruno and Buster we- Wait a second? Ace was flirting with a WEASLEY!!?!!?! He started over to Blade to inform him that his idiot twin was hanging with the enemy, when a loud crash alerted him to Bruno and Buster's abrupt (and late) arrival.
Bruno and Brutus (Buster) Evans were his last 2 cousins, from the other side of the family. Thier mother, Rose Evans (sister to Draco's mother), worked full-time as a waitress at the ill-reputed Cell, the slummiest (and most popular) "tavern" in Knocturn Alley. No one, not even Rose, was quite sure as to who thier father was, although from the size of the two, he was most likely part troll.
At 17 years old, the twins were 6' 5", with a build so large they had to practically turn sideways to fit through doorways. They had shaggy blonde hair that covered noses that had obviously been broken many times and murky brown eyes. The only way to tell them apart right now was to remember that Buster was the one with the nose currently wrapped up in gauze, and Bruno was the one with a black eye.
Draco headed over to where the B twins (Blade and Ace had been named the AT&T twins{if anyone doesn't get this, e-mail me}) were helping the youngest Weasley- what was her name? It had something to do with alcohol, he was sure....Ginny! That's it {if you don't get that, e-mail me}- pick up her stuff, which they had knocked over in thier loud entrance.
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"'Orry 'bout this."
"We din't mean ta run inta ya, 'onest."
Ginny Weasley smiled reassuringly at the two blonde-haired, Hagrid- reminiscent boys. "Don't worry about it. I know you didn't crash into me intentionally. Still," she mused, musingly, "it must have been a one in a million chance that this would happen..."
"Well," the twin with the broken nose began, smiling charmfully, "ya know what they say 'bout one ina millin chances..."
"No, actually. What do they say about one in a million chances?"
"That dey crop up nine times outta ten."
Ginny blinked. "You read Terry Pratchett?" she asked, surprised.
"Nah," one shook his head. "our cousin does."
Suddenly, a paperback American version of Sourcery hit Buster in the back of the head while a copy of Mort hit Buster. "Said cousin would wish you to hurry up, it seems." Ginny said amusedly.
"Yeah. Well, we'll be seein' ya later."
"See you." Ginny replied. As they collected the books and walked away, she couldn't shake the distinct feeling they reminded her of someone, other than Hagrid. They definately did, but who?
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Ryuuji Onizuka gripped the chairs of his seat, not noticing Potter do the same, as he digested what the red haired boy in his compartment had said.
"Your father said that" his voice squeeked "dementors are coming back to Hogwarts?"
"Yeah. He said Fudge said something about keeping them from You-Know-Who while protecting the 'children'."
LA Chant was momentarily side-tracked from writing her guide, "How to Kill Puchuus", by this statement. "Who's You-Know-Who?"
Ron stared at her in disbelief. The tall, blue eyed girl was one of the AAAA students, so how could she not know? "You know, the Dark Lord?"
She still looked confused. "But Shinigami has no need for dementors."
Ron sighed. She was obviously thinking of someone else. "No.... You know, the guy who gave Harry his scar." Harry pulled aside his bangs to show her.
"Oh! Well, why didn't you just say Voldemort?" Ron and Ginny winced. Then LA remembered something. "HEY!! Why are you associating the immortal Shinigami with him?!?!"
Hermione looked up from "Elves, Demons, and the Makai", one of thier course books, to frown thoughtfully at LA. "Isn't Shinigami Japanese for something?"
"No, it's Japanese for 'God of Death'. Why?"
Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione stared at her and Hermione was about to answer when a tall guy with short-cut orange hair, dressed in a long sleeved orange shirt, gray shorts, a cape that was gray on the outside, orange on the inside, and sunglasses stuck his head into the compartment. "Any place to sit in here?"
LA nodded. "Yeah, I have to go get Meow-Fluffer to lend me her Immortals Quartet that I bought her for her birthday. She insists that there's tons of charas mentioned once only that I haven't written on my list yet. Later." She said as she left. The guy shrugged and sat down where LA had been sitting and glanced at the others.
"I should probably introduce myself. I'm Dragon, I'll be co-teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts for you."
They stared at him. He looked younger than Percy was. "Um, you look a little young to be teaching..." Ginny managed to say.
He grinned at her. "That's why I'm co-teaching. 'Course, my partner, Raven McDaniels, is actually younger than me but..." he shrugged. "That doesn't really matter."
They nodded, and Ron challenged Dragon to a chess match while Ginny, Harry, and Ryuujin talked and Hermione went back to her book.
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Disclaimer: Umm, yeah. Standard "please don't arrest me" stuff.
Author's Note: So, how'dya like it? It took me a long time to come up with the title of my (hopefully) series. It sucks, but it's the best I could do. Anyone know where the chapter name (and Puchuus) came from? Include it in your review if ya think ya do!
A note on the accents: They will change from time to time. Thankfully, only 3 of my charas have accents, and one (not introed yet, Scottish accent) won't be there very often. He also doesn't speak much. Plus he's a 3rd year, therefore in no classes with the main charas.
Other info on new charas:
E-mail me at otakulee@aol.com for detailed info on Draco's cousins.
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STUDENTS FROM AAAA:
2nd years: None
3rd years: Lothar Gelt, Diablo Starr, Azusa Takane, Samuel Guggenhiem, David Baerwald
4th years: Tal Mirrar
5th years: Ryuuji Onizuka, Kazuma Kuwabara, Yuusuke Urameshi
6th years (Harry's year): LA Chant, Shi Neo, Vincent "Hiei" Grimes, Ace Malfoy, Blade Malfoy, Botan Davis
7th years: Bruno Evans, Buster Evans, Kat Johnson, Suuichi Minamino
If you think this is too many OCs, remember that the AAAA was destroyed, and the Canadian school was already overcrowded. Also, I had to make a chart with which extra courses they're taking, whether they're in dueling club or not, whether they're taking advanced courses, and if so which, what house they're in, what year they're in, if they're on the Quidditch team, and if so, what position. SO DON'T COMPLAIN!!!!