Dear Diary,

HUGE news: there's a new employee in World Wide Wickets. Normally, you know I wouldn't be nearly so excited but, Diary, guess what? He's cute! After Gordon - you remember him, right? That ignorant man a few years ago who had claimed to falling in love with me, his secretary, and reduced me to a whole year of secret love - broke my heart, maybe this J. Pierrepont Finch is exactly what I need.

We met today, when he wanted to meet Mr. Bratt. Immediately, my heart stopped when I saw those eyes. Oh, those big, deep brown eyes that demand attention! And his smile...mesmerizing. I could just gaze into his eyes, melt into the chocolate-colored lakes, forever, had it not been for the world happening around us.

But Finch didn't even notice a thing. He just...went on with his life, his job, his ambition. But I'm not giving up. I can't get that vision of the two of us living together in New Rochelle out of my mind.