Chocolate

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Summary: A humorous setting for the Smothers Brothers already hilarious song, "Chocolate". Not a song fic. Read and tell me if you like it.

Disclaimer: I only own Tathar and Celebfán. Everything else sadly belongs to Tolkien and the smothers Brothers. This is meant for a laugh. If you do not like it, oh well, you do not have to read it.

Celebfán stepped out of the house and breathed the clean air: pine, flowers of the summer and other wonderful smell of the outdoors, when a scowling Tathar slumped by. "Tathar, what happened to you?"

"I fell in a vat of chocolate."

"What'd you when you fell into the chocolate?"

"Well I fell in a vat of chocolate. I just fell in a vat of chocolate," replied Tathar, making gestures of falling with his hands.

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You just said you fell in a vat of chocolate."

"I know I fell right into this vat of chocolate."

"I know and I asked you a question. I said, 'what did you do when you fell in the chocolate?'

"I swam a lot. There was a- a thirty foot vat. Just full of chocolate"

"Thirty foot across?"

"No deep. It was thirty feet deep. Full of chocolate and I fell right into it and I-"

"Well what happened? What'd you do after you fell in?"

"Well, I even hate to think about it, because it was a terrible experience falling-"

"No, I'm serious." Celebfán started to place a hand on the warrior's shoulder but stopped when he remembered his friend was covered in chocolate. "What did you do? What did you do to get out?"

"I was just walking down by the kitchens there and there's this vat of chocolate over there."

"What did you do? First of all there had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate."

"Well, I use to kind of balance on that rail, I use to walk on that rail and someone evidently put something slippery on it because I fell right in."

"Okay, then what happened, Tathar? What did you do after you fell in?"

"Well, I- I yelled, 'fire'. I yelled, 'fire' when I fell into the chocolate."

Celebfán raised an eyebrow. "Why'd you yell, 'fire' when you fell into the chocolate?"

"Well…"

"Now I want you to think about this, Tathar. It must have been a traumatic experience for you."

"Oh, it's just a horrible experience. I have chocolate all over me and I was swimming around and I yelled, 'fire'."

"Well, what possessed you to yell, 'fire'? When you were out in this vat of liquid chocolate?…There was no fire…You were in the chocolate and you yelled fire. That's pretty ridiculous if you ask me..."

"Well, it certainly is…I just yelled, 'fire' when I fell into the chocolate."

"Tathar, why did you yell, 'fire' when into the chocolate?"

"Well, I yelled, 'fire' because no one would have saved me if I had yelled, 'CHOCOLATE!'" Tathar chuckled a bit. "No one would have saved me if I had yelled, 'chocolate'."

"Who do you think put something slippery on the rail?" asked Celebfán.

They looked at each other and said together, "Estel."

The End

Note: I spelled Tathar wrong in lost hope. It is actually Tathar, not Tathor.