A/N ok firstly to start with. This is NOT a slash story, but my house mate challenged me to write a jack/Daniel slash as a joke, witch think involves kissing at least, but...no not going to happen coz that's just gross. However, I had to write it so it appeared at least to be a slash story. So here goes. Try it its rather funny...well I think it is, it will be written in four parts, one from each point of view.

OK my house mate just pointed out that I may sound like a homophobe. By the way I'm not a homophobe perse' I just really don't like it in public, but then I suppose I'm not big on any affection in public, and I'm also trying to get into jacks character.

Although, if you are gay, then know any themes in this story, are not meant to offend. It doesn't change what type of person you are,

And it's who you are not what you are that counts.

JACK'S P.O.V.

I think I'm about to vomit...

Daniel he's gone a little weird lately, I'm thinking about taking him to go see old doc. Frasier soon...if it wasn't so damn embarrassing.

It all started last week, after that mission to p4y-221. Well that's when I first noticed it...it was pretty immediate.

I was out on patrol, and I heard allot of screaming, and yelling, and I ran back but by the time I got there...I was told to leave...Teal'c like blocked the entrance and wouldn't let me in..So I want and sat on a log, and about an hour later they all wanted to go back home...so we did.

But that's where it got weird...Daniels been acting just weird...

I mean first it was in his walk, i mean we all know Daniel is on the feminine sided of the gene pool, but he's walking like a woman...swaying his hips and what-not, I mean when a woman walks like that she's asking you to look at her butt right?

And then he was stumbling around and talking about his feet feeling too big.

And then we went to go pee, and he seriously like watched me, so I gave him, that do you want me to zat you look, and he's just like 'sorry... just seeing how it's done

I mean what the hell, has he not pee'd before?

So that was the first thing that really got me thinking. And then he offered to walk on my six and I'm like whatever, coz Teal'c usually does it, but ok.

And then he's like 'hey sir, there's something on your butt' it's like some sick joke, ok yeah I sat in something, but what the hell is he doing looking at my butt.

Anyway I was glad to get back from that mission.

But it didn't end there,

I went home for a day or so, and then I forgot about it.

But then he was like practically sitting on my lap, during briefings, and him and Sam were conspiring, they were suddenly interested in each other's work, and they were looking at me and like giggling, well Daniel was...Sam looked worried.

And then like I was talking to him after the briefing, and like his case notes are so not that big...and so I'm looking around for that brunette on sg12 that he likes, and I couldn't see her, so I told him to go take care of it and he actually blushed, Daniel blushed. What then?

And so I get back in my quarters and I get this call and he's like 'I can't make it go away'

And I'm like...'yeah no it's stuck there'

So he's like 'well what I do?'

And I'm like...'wanna borrow some magazines'

And he's like 'I don't think you have the right ones.'

And I'm like 'nope I don't have Cleopatra, but it's got all the girly bits,'

And get this he's like 'yeah no' and hung up.

I mean that just weird it's like a twelve year old kid.

Anyway so all this stuff has been happening, for like a whole week, but today just did it. Were showering right, and I'm talking away to him, like we usually do, and I happen glance in his direction...like coz it didn't sound like he was paying attention, and there it is staring at me...but not at me at junior...and not Teal'c type of junior either...so I was shocked, annoyed...angry, I felt like whacking his head in the wall...so I ditched the bar of soap at his face...I mean you know what they say about soap.

Anyway so I got dressed, and had o take him to the infirmary, coz he was complaining about the soap in his eye, and I was like 'well, serves you right!'

And that's when it all came out, and now Sam's, killing herself laughing, and Teal'c looks all smug and I feel so stupid...And a little disturbed.

A/N And for Teal'c POV please review.

And I'll be coming to a computer near you...lol :D