I got inspired to write from listening to Floggy Molly's Seven Deadly Sins, and I wanted them to talk about it a little more… but Luffy has ADD. Hope you enjoy.
Thanks to HavanahVampire for being my beta.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or the song Seven Deadly Sins.
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Nami was enjoying a rare day of peace on Merry. They had stopped in a little town and she'd sent the boys out to do her bidding while she and Robin stayed on to enjoy the quiet.
Sadly, it didn't last long.
"Oi Nami! You've got to listen to this new song we heard!" Luffy yelled, leading the pack of boys back to the ship.
The navigator braced herself, recalling the last new song… Damn songs that wouldn't end.
Robin moved to stand by her. "What song?"
"Don't encouraged them," Nami hissed under her breath.
"It's the Seven Deadly Pirates!" Luffy jumped onboard.
"No, stupid, it's the Seven Deadly Sins!" Usopp smacked him.
"I thought it was seven pirates and seven sins," Chopper said.
"Who cares?" Zoro went to the mast to take a nap.
"Nami-swan, Robin-chwan! I've brought you what you needed!" Sanji tried to dance under the load he was carrying but that didn't work out so well.
"Thank you Sanji-kun, just go put them away."
"Hai, Nami-swan!"
The orange head turned her attention back to the three youngest. "Now what are you going on about?"
Captain, sharpshooter, and doctor froze.
"Ne, Nami, what are the seven deadly sins?" Luffy asked.
"I'll tell you what they are, for the great captain Usopp knows all! They are Love, Murder, Killing-"
"Actually Longnose-san, that isn't it." Everyone turned their attention to Robin. "The seven sins are Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony."
"Che, the witch would be Greed."
"Stupid Marimo, don't talk about a lady that way!" the cook yelled as he came up on the deck.
"Its okay Sanji-Kun. Zoro would be Sloth."
"Ne, Nami, what would I be?"
Nami studied her captain. "You'd be Gluttony."
"Woohoo!"
"That's not something to be proud of," Sanji muttered. "Nami-swan, what would I be?"
"I think Cook-san would be Lust."
Nami smirked at Sanji's facial expression and Zoro snickered. "Nami-swan, Robin-chwan I-"
"I know, Sanji-kun. But you have to admit, it fits you."
The cook sighed directly and leaned against the railing.
The sharp-shoot pounced on his chance to claim the best Sin. "And I, Captain Usopp would be-"
"Pride."
Usopp deflated at Zoro's comment. Wrath was much cooler. He went to sulk beside Sanji.
"What am I?" Chopper asked.
"Envy," Luffy said. "You want to be like everyone, but not in a bad way."
"And that would leave me with Wrath," Robin finished.
"But Robin-chwan's always so calm!"
"Unlike you, shit-cook."
"Shut up!"
"That's because nothing any of you can do would truly anger me."
"Robin goes straight for the kill," Chopper pointed out. "She snaps people's necks. With most of our other attacks, people might have a chance to live, even if it is slim."
"I don't like people attacking my Nakama," Robin stated.
Everyone thought about this and agreed.
"We should each make a flag for our Sin!" Luffy yelled.
Luffy, Usopp and Chopper went off to make plans. Robin returned to her book. Zoro went back to sleep. Nami sighed and asked Sanji to make her a snack before going back to tan. They might be a crew full of sinners, but they weren't all bad, she decided. Not completely bad.
Crash
"If you don't shut up I'm going to add more to all your guy's debt! And don't break anything!"