AN: The story of these stories, at night I couldn't sleep (day before first day of school) So I randomly thought of different stories, like a Howls Moving Castle/Harry Potter crossover. Anyway this came out XD

Hermione Granger sat on the sofa in the common room. Halfway up the stairs Ikkaku, Yumichika and Ichigo sat watching her.

"So which one of us is gonna ask her?" Ichigo whispered.

"Me obviously, she wants someone smart." Ikkaku whispered back.

"No, she needs someone as pretty as her, and I am the only one who fits the bill." Yumichika butted in, fluttering his eyelashes.

"Actually I think we're too late." Ichigo pointed out.

Hermione was now sat next to Renji who was blushing and acting awkward. Hermione blushed and then got up and left the common room and the boys ran down to Renji.

After gossiping for a while, Matsumoto came in.

"Ooh gossip, what's the news?" She giggled pulling a random bottle of vodka from seemingly nowhere.

"Renji asked Hermione to Hogsmeade." Ikkaku said quickly.

"But I just saw her snogging Hanataro?" Matsumoto said confused.

"Renji asked me to Hogsmeade, but I think he doesn't mean friends." Hermione whispered, giggling slightly.

"Just go with him, the guy scares me to death." Hana said awkwardly.

Snickering she lent in and kissed him.

"I don't like big tough guys; I like guys who have a more sweet side." Hermione said as she leant in and kissed his nose.

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