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It was just sitting there. Just waiting to be eaten. Why were his temptations so strong? Why did he have temptations at all? He was nothing more than a creation. Yet it was irresistible. He could already taste it…

"Woah, Mewtwo, Don't spaz out on me, man!"

"Huh?"

Mewtwo snapped back to reality.

"Dude. You've been staring at Zelda's damn chocolate cake for 10 minutes. You were seriously weirdin' me out dude."

Mewtwo looked up to see a muscular man with a red helmet smirking down at him.

"Shut up, you incompetent fool. Why don't you go drool over Samus?"

"Yo, Shut it."

Mewtwo watched closely. Ganondorf was about to attempt stealing the cake. Ganondorf's hand slowly reached towards the icing covered cake…

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

"AHA!"

Zelda suddenly jumped out of nowhere and fired many blasts of magic at Ganondorf.

"Damn you, bitch!" Ganondorf shouted as he ran out.

As Zelda left, Mewtwo went to inspect the area. He picked up Ness's Magic Magnifying Glass (He got it in a cereal box) and it revealed an invisible trip wire.

Mewtwo quickly used his psychic ability to levitate the cake.

"HEY!"

Mewtwo spun around to see Zelda pointing at him.

Aw dammit.

Mewtwo quickly ran(floated, who the hell cares, not me) out the door.

"STOP! THEIF!" screamed Zelda.

"What's going on?" said Link as he walked in the door.

"Mewtwo just stole the cake I was going to give you!"

"He stole from you! That bastard!"

And he ran.

"Hey Link, what's up?" said Marth who was with Roy. "You seriously look pissed."

"It's Mewtwo! He sto-"

"Say no more. If anyone pisses my buddy off, they're dead. C'mon Roy."

"Right." Roy replied.

And they ran.

"Hey Link! Whatcha doin'?" asked Young Link.

"Mewtwo stole something from him!" said Roy.

"Nobody messes with the coolest guy in history! Especially when I'm about to become him!"

"Hey!" said Ness who was standing behind him with Nana and Popo. "If you go, we're coming too!"

"Yeah!" said the Ice Climbers in fusion.

And they ran.

"What's happening?" asked Pichu, surrounded by the other Pokemon.

"Mewtwo stole Link's stuff!" shouted Popo.

"That Mewtwo's a big bully." Said Pikachu.

And they ran.

"Mewtwo stole what now?" Said Samus.

"He stole Link's stuff and we're gonna help him get it back!" said Pichu.

"I will not allow these young children and small Pokemon to go on a rampage under your supervision! Last time, Nana choked on a rock! I'm coming too!"

Author's notes: Yea, I kno it sucks but… next chappy will be better.