A/N: Hope you guys like this one. It's not a long chapter-this story will be a series of vignettes. I don't know how sexy the writing will get, we won't know until we get there, but I make no promises. Please review and let me know how I'm doing-what you like, what you wish you could change, etc. I don't own Glee or the characters used.
"I don't understand," she started, trying not to look at the laptop screen just within her field of vision. "I thought you were happy with us and our... habits."
Rachel made sure to look her square in the eye, "Quinn, I am. Don't even start thinking that. And god, just say sex life." She turned back to look at her computer. "By saying that I'd like to try some new things, I'm not saying that I am dissatisfied in any way. I'm saying that I'm curious and would like to explore this. With you. Because I love you. And still want you very much involved in my sex life."
"Well, fine. But you just sprang this on me! How can you expect me to have opinions on... toys... when I only just learned you were interested?"
"I am shocked and do not believe that Santana has never covered any of this material with you before."
"Really? Shocked is what you're going with?" She quirked an eyebrow. "I asked her for advice and she opened a dvd case of sex tapes. Which no, don't even bother asking. I never took one from her and would never have watched it if I did."
The brunette sighed and rolled her eyes, scrolling down, "You're only making me more determined to obtain a copy. If I offered Santana a chance at scarring you for life, she'd give me one in a heartbeat."
"I'm so glad you two are getting closer, by the way. Dream come true."
"You're changing the subject. Quinn, all I said was that I'd be interested in trying a dildo-"
"And then gave me a five minute lecture about possible and suitable materials!"
"The importance of silicone cannot be overstated! It is one of the safest materials used in dildos! High-quality silicone is very durable! Being non-porous, it can be easily cleaned with soap and water and sterilized with boiling or bleaching! It-"
"Okay, Rachel. Silicone sounds great. What about that one?" Quinn pointed to the colorful phallus that had caught her eye. "It's pretty."
"It is. I like the spirals. Though this dildo is made of glass, I would consider it. It's much more rigid than silicone, and more expensive it looks like, but I'd be willing-"
"Wait, glass? What if it cracks or breaks?"
"Highly unlikely. Glass is more durable than you think. Besides, we're not going to be hitting it against metal or anything-"
"You don't know me. I could have a skeleton reinforced with adamantium."
Rachel stopped clicking through her browser tabs. She slowly turned in her chair. "You have no idea how turned on I am right now. Talk nerdy to me."
The blonde huffed, "Shut up and choose a toy. If you really want to order one, order it. I don't want to re-have this conversation later because you can't control your hormones... And besides, Wolverine isn't nerdy. He's a total badass."
"Okay, baby." She smiled and blew her a quick kiss before returning to her search. After a few more minutes, she nodded, "I think silicone is a good fit for us. Hopefully, we like it and it'll last a while. If not, we didn't sink too much into our first purchase. Versatile, durable, and-oh! This yellow one is cute! That's close to gold, it'll do. Just no animal shapes. Those kind of freak me out."
"I'll... take your word for it."
"Oh, good! It has a wide, flanged base."
"Why would that be important?"
"Not important, just good to know. Interesting. For the future. I just-it's just interesting!"