Summary: Both are having troubles with love. One hasn't had a lover in years, while the other can't get rid of hers. What will they do when they are locked in a room without their wands?
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"Ron! Get off me!" ordered an angry Hermione Granger.
"But, 'Moine" Ron Weasley whined "It's Valentine's Day."
"I know, unfortunately." she mumbled.
"Come on I've got a surprise for you." he said happily dragging her towards the Great Hall.
"Oh no! Please!" she begged.
"We're almost there." he announced.
When they arrived, a group of cupids -Dumbledore liked Lockhart's idea- came and surrounded Hermione and Ron. Hermione was blushing as they sang to her. Everyone in the Great Hall was laughing, even Severus Snape had a small smile on his face.
"Did you like it?" asked Ron hopefully.
"Yes, it was darling." she said sarcastically.
Ron completely missed it and gave her a quick kiss. She told him she had to use the bathroom and left the Great Hall.
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Severus Snape sat at the staff table watching as Hermione was being surrounded by the horrendous cupids. Soon his smirk turned into a look of pure horror as he saw Sybil heading his way with the group of cupids. 'Damn it!' he thought finishing his coffee and leaving the Great Hall. Soon he saw Miss Granger's bushy hair and slowed his pace.
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As Hermione wandered the halls waiting for her first class to begin she heard the quite swish of robes. "Ah, Miss Granger, didn't you enjoy the song, I found it endearing." Snape said sarcastically.
"Oh yes, the cupids really can sing quite well." she said so seriously that a look of confusion passed over her professor's face. She grinned and when he realized it was a joke and scowled.
They continued to walk in silence and soon they heard Peeves' malicious laughter. Before they knew it he had their wands and they fell into a dungeon sort chamber.
"God dammit Peeves!" screamed Hermione in frustration.
"Tsk, tsk. Ten points from Gryffindor for your language." said Snape.
But as soon as he did she started laughing and pointed at his robes, he was in his boxers and a white undershirt, but that wasn't the funny part, they had hearts on them. Her outfit was a long flowing red dress with white hearts.
Snape cracked a grin and then said "I hate love!"
"You're not the only one, Ron won't leave me alone. I've broken up with him twelve times this week. He just doesn't understand." huffed Hermione.
"Your petty love situation does not concern me, but this predicament does. We are stuck in this hole in Valentine's Day clothes and we don't have our wands." complained a disgruntled Severus Snape.
"Complaining isn't going to help, we need to get out." said Hermione as Peeves reappeared.
"You're stuck all day. I'll let you out around 10PM." he said before disappearing again. He forgot to mention that everyone could see them and right then Colin Creevey was taking a few pictures.