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Chaos with a touch of Stealth
-Chapter one-
(Our story begins on Pandora or well my story that is. My name is Krieg or it use to be anyways before I lost control of myself. I'm now no more than a voice in the deep reaches of the mind of what is now Krieg the psycho. He's not all that bad I suppose minus his inability to control his lust for blood or control what he's saying. Oh well it is what it is. Now I think its time to begin the story.)
(Krieg what have you got us into this time. I told you the road would lead us straight to Sanctuary, but no you had to take a short cut. Look where your little short cut has led us. Were at the top of a hill and we have to get pass that bandit base and I don't know about you but I count 12 bandits. Six psychos and six marauders, maybe just maybe we could take on the psychos on our own but not with six marauders shooting at us too and that's not saying there isn't any more inside those buildings sleeping. We should turn around. Accept that your short cut sucked and continue on our way to Sanctuary.)
"Divide and conquer. I'll take the marauders if you take out the psychos"
(Oh why Zero. Why of all things you could have said you had to say that and your suppose to be the sane one of this duo)
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME"
(Wait, Krieg you're actually going against his plan. I'm surprised.)
"Then what's the plan?"
"UMM…WHAT YOU SAID"
(That's was more what I was expecting. You let me down Krieg, you let me down)
"Well ok. I'm ready when you are"
(Wait Krieg that didn't mean charge down the hill like a maniac. Wait you're a psycho which is basically a maniac so this actually makes sense but its stupid all the same, there going to see us. Wait they don't see us, I don't get it they still don't see us. Were so close we might actually get the jump on them, we might actually get through this alive)
"I'M COMING…"
(You had to yell at the top of your lungs didn't you idiot, ok were almost at the camp. The physcos are starting to charge. Ok I am going to try to help you, so listen to me. Upper swing at the first one, good he's dead. Second one is coming, take out his legs. Ok third and fourth one are coming up, duck the first ones swing, swing at the second, ok good turn around and face the one we dodged. He's coming back around. Swing for his torso its wide open.)
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD"
(You dumb ass watch out for his swing. Wait what happened to the swing? What happened to the psycho? What happened to the other two physcos? Well this is awkward. It looks like Zero saved us again. You know you should really thank him when he gets down here. He took out all the marauders on his own plus half of what we were suppose to do.)
"I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL"
"That was a fine fight
I say that due to your skill
Not because I won"
"I am NOT your friend"
(Well that wasn't very nice.)
":("