Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar or any of the stuff in it. I also don't own a farm.
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(So, first off I'd like to say that I did not steal this story from a guy named 'animeme', because I' am that guy! It's just my old email had so much junk in it)
Me: Hi! This is me or Shigysy, your choice, I don't care. I also wouldn't mind Cheeseman, Ice Cream Dog, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Robin, Zeus, Elvis, The Fire Lord …
Me: Yea, and I could go on forever, but that's not the reason were here today young children! We are here to learn the importance of Avatar fanfictions, and reviewing.
(Audience gasp)
Me: REVIEWING you say? If you're not going to review you might as go read another fic, so for those of you that are not going to review leave now.
Me: …………………………………………
Me: I know you're still here…
Me: LEAVE NOW OR I WILL BRING TERROR UPON THE WORLD!!
Me: …………………………………………
Me: Fine, I guess that means you're going to review then.
Me: Also! If you review you get a FREE, yes that's right, FREE model of a dancing chicken, installed with a micro-wave so that you can cook and eat chicken while watching it dance!
Me: YOU CAN'T MISS OUT ON THIS OFFER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Ok maybe I went overboard, such a magnificent object does not exist.
(Audience moan)
Me: So, maybe I should explain what this fanfiction is about.
Me: Basically what will happen is every week we will get an Avatar character, and interview him or her – or it (if we get a spirit or ghost or something).
Me: But… I won't be the one asking the questions, YOU WILL!
(Points at monitor)
Me: This is why reviewing is important. At the end of each chapter I will tell you which guest we will be having in the next chapter, and you tell me in your review what you want me to ask them.
Me: Please limit it to two questions each, because I' am not a superhuman mutated freak, and I have other stuff to do besides write fanfictions all day.
Me: Also please don't flame me in your reviews, because I will make massive rocks fall upon the earth in the specific area you are in at 9:34 am, on the nearest Tuesday after you have read this chapter.
Me: Ok time for me to reveal our first guest!
Me: You all know and love him, he's the star of the show, his name rhymes with bang and fang…
Me: It's Aang, or Mr Avatar!
Me: Please send in your questions and I will see you next chapter!
A/N
Remember the three R's guys:
Read, Rave and Review
Happy readings and Avatar to us all!