Author's note: This is the story by an imaginary author named Daisy. For this first chapter, you'll want to be familiar with the characters of Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy 7, and Inuyasha, or you might get a little confused. If you don't know who someone is, just replace them with people you know. That's what I do. On with the show!
Chapter One
Picking a Cast
Daisy: Hello, and welcome to the Grand RPG Hotel. My name is Daisy, and I will be your author for this evening. The game cast of my choice will spend three nights in this luxurious hotel.
Barret: Dang it women, you don't have to go actin' like a frickin' perky tour guide!
Daisy: Step off loser! This is a regulation uniform. And I wouldn't be talking so tough if I were you.
Legend of Dragoon cast and Final Fantasy 7 cast: snicker
Barret: What the hell is so funny! looks down What the #$! How did I get in a dress!
Hascal: You look sOoo good in lavender, Barret.
Daisy: Never underestimate the author! Mwhahahaha! lightning flashes in back round
Barret: curls up in the fetal position Leave me alone! Whaaa!
Cloud and Dart: wearing red and blue dresses It's okay Barret. You're not the only one wearing a dress.
Lavitz: Why did you put Dart in a dress?
Disclaimer: The author owns none of the characters used in this fanfiction that belong to Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy, or Inuyasha. Only the author, Daisy.
Miranda: Where the $#! did you come from!
Disclaimer: Sorry I'm late. I had Inuyasha chasing me everywhere because I ran Neroku over.
Phone: Ring! Ring! Ring!
Yuffie: picks up the phone Hello? (voice mumbles on other line) It's for you. hands phone to Disclaimer
Disclaimer: Hello?
Phone: (Inuyasha) You Bastard! I was supposed to kill him! Now my series has been cut because no one wants to play the part of Neroku! hang up
Disclaimer: hangs up Okay... I'll be leaving now. hops in his car and drives off, Neroku is still splatted in the grill
Zieg: You were saying...
Daisy: He broke the Pepsi vending machine an hour ago.
Cid: Okay, but why is Cloud in a dress?
Daisy: I didn't put Cloud in a dress.
Everyone: looks at Cloud
Cloud: It makes me feel pretty!
Aeris: Is that mine!
Cloud: Uh... yes.
Aeris: begins viciously beating Cloud with her staff.
Cloud: Ouch! Owie! Please! Mommy, make her stop!
Doel: Ignore them. Get on with choosing who gets to stay in the hotel!
Meru: bounces up and down Pick us! Pick us! Pick us!
Sephiroth: Choose us or die! draws sword
Meru and Lenus: OooOooh! He's cute!
Sephiroth: No! Leave me alone! I'm taken!
Albert: By whom? I thought you had no time for women?
Sephiroth: Uh...Rose.
Everyone: Rose!
Rose: Lloyd was two-timing me, so we broke up. And I have a strange attraction to guys with silver hair.
Meru and Lenus: We don't blame you. dreamy look
RedXIII: On with the choosing!
Daisy: Okay! Okay! Who has a coin?
Melbu Frahma: I have one. gives Daisy a quarter
Daisy: flips the coin Make a call, Melbu.
Melbu: Heads!
Coin: heads up
Legend of Dragoon cast: Yeah!
Melbu: Hurry! To the Hotel!
Legend of Dragoon cast and Daisy: Run away
Tifa: examines the coin Hey! Both sides are heads!
There's chapter one for you. Please tell me what you think! I MUST KNOW! Just do that little clicky clicky thing on the little purple button. Chapter 2 coming soon.