Disclaimer: If anyone is that stupid to think I'm JK, get off fan/fic now
Disclaimer: If anyone is that stupid to think I'm JK, get off fan/fic now
A/N: Wrote it on a whim just because I wanted some reviews. They make me happy
Stupid Viktor Krum
Honestly I don't understand why Harry and Ron don't come down to the library more often. I always invite them to come with me and they never do!! And then stupid Ron thinks I'm just going to give him my notes, which I've spent hours on…
"Oops!" Oh dear, I'm so clumsy.
"Do not vorry about it" Now where have I heard that voice before...?
Oh dear God, it's Krum. Huh, didn't know he could read. Well he could certainly watch where he's going.
"Vat is your name?" he asks me
"Um, Hermione"
"Very nice to meet you…uh….Herm-i-own" he says, and walks away.
Strange. Oh great a bunch of giggling idiots are staring at him now. There goes my peace and quiet. I really can't say I like the bloke. Must think he's something special because of all his silly Quidditch trophies. And walking around Hogwarts like he owns the place! HA! Ro- I mean who actually strides down the hall like that?
THE NEXT DAY
Aw great. HE'S here again. And the march-of-the-ditz-zillas follow. Pathetic. I wonder who Ron has asked to the – WHAT IS HE DOING?? WHY IS HE – OH NO!! HE'S SITTING DOWN AND –
Viktor Krum has sat down across from me and is now staring me down. Maybe if I just don't look up and pretend not notice, he'll go away.
Or not.
"Hello Herm-i-own" Ron…and Harry can at least get my name right.
"Um, hi"
"I notice you come in here much"
"You could say that"
"I think you are very smart" Well that's some unexpected flattery.
"Oh, um, thanks"
"You do not follow me around like the others" Fact, not statement.
"Well ah, no"
Hmmm…I suppose he's not TERRIBLY arrogant.
"Much talk goes around about the Yule Ball" HA! You haven't heard anything if you haven't been in the girls lavatories.
"Have you a partner?" Why should he care?
"Oh no, I'm not sure if I am going" Way to sound lame you moron!!
"Vell that is a shame, such a beautiful young woman like you should go."
Suppress giggle. SUPPRESS giggle. WOW now that was unexpected. I guess I underestimated SOMEONE.
"Herm-i-own, vould ju like to go with me to the Yule Ball" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! VIKTOR KRUM JUST AKSED ME TO THE YULE BALL. VIKTOR KRUM!!
Now wait a second
Go away sub-conscious
Well excuse me for thinking you liked-
Who do I like? I don't like anyone at the moment thank you very much. I can go out with anyone I want!
But you said you didn't like Krum
That was before I got to know him, so shame on me for judging a book by its cover. BYE.
BUT-
"Of course, I'd be delighted to go" Let's see what R- I mean I bet those two will be pleasantly surprised.
Again, I was wicked bored and wrote this on a whim. R&R if ya want.