Sunlight
- A completely unfocused parody
The warm sunlight entered the room, bouncing playfully off the crystal windchime like ballerinas across a stage. However, the room's irredescent glow was deceptive, as the air within it could not be any colder. Here, lay Grace.
It was a cold September morning in Knives, Washington as the first day at a new school for Grace Fuller. Oh how she wished that she didn't have to move across the country to live with her evil father after her mothers tragic death. She remembered it clearly, last year her mother died tragically in a tragic car accident while rushing to get to Grace's baton-twirling recital. Grace truly loved baton-twirling despite the fact she was like, a total klutz!
Boarding the school bus, she awkwardly took and awkward seat and began to stare at the other people on the buses with one eyebrow permanently raised, because she was such a contrived awkard teenage misfit.
It was on this bus, sitting alone that she began to contemplate her new home town. Despite the fact that everybody wore grey and black and had white skin regardless of thier race, it seemed like a lovely place.
Her first class at school that day was Physical Education. "Oh no!" she thought, "apparently im so un-coordinated that i'll hit a volleyball only for it to bounce off at the perfect angle to hit a friendly, attractive and equally awkward teenage BOY in the head." While trying her best not to play volleyball, she became enthralled by a handsome moody boy sitting alone in the bleachers.
"Who is that?" Grace asked her classmate
"Oh that's Edward Dangerous-Vampire-who-appears-that-he-could-kill-you-but-actually-wont-because-Stephanie-Meyer-is-trying-to-make-vampires-appear-attractive-to-pathetic-preeteens-as-a-marking-scam Cullen" she responded.
" I wouldn't even bother" she went on "He's gay and everyone knows it "
All Grace knew now was that after taking one look at Cedric Cullen she wanted be with him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, for he was the most socially inept immortal retard she'd ever seen.
So then they became boyfriend and girlfriend, had a spazzy mutant child together and lived off Social Security payments for the rest of thier lives.
The end.