DisclaimerI does not own fruits basket.

And just to tell you guy i don't have spell check so bare with me,and to also tell you i have really bad grammer and suck at writeing storys.

ALright heres the very short story.

Shigure had a smirk on his face as he droped somthing into Yuki's milkshake.Kyo looked at Shigure.

"What are you doing?",Shigure sat backed and looked at Kyo with an innocent look.

"Eating pie.Duh.",Kyo was about to argue back,but Yuki walked down the stairs and into the kitchen.He grabed the milkshake and took a long drink.Everything was fine,but then a huge smile appeared on his face and his eyes got dialated.He jumped up on the table.

"GOOOOD MOOORNING LAAAS VEGAAAAAAAAS!",He took the milkshake into his hand and talked into it like a microphone.

"I'm here to sing for your entertanement.",Kyo grabed his leg.

"What are you doing you damn rat!",Yuki pulled his leg away.

"Oh,don't get to fisty hansom the shows about to start.",Kyo let go and just sat there in shock,and Shigure was laughing his head off.Tohru walked in.

"Um..guys whats going on?",Yuki walked out and pulled her onto the table.

"Now you lil'lady take a seat and i'll be right back.",He skiped out of the room.Only moments later he appeared in the doorway,with a very,very,very short miniskirt,a tube top,and his hair was pulled back in pigtails.He jumped back onto the table and started to sing at the top of his lungs.

"MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD...",he started to strip.Tohru just stared,and so did Kyo.

"AND THERE LIKE ITS BETTER THAN YOURS!",He whould of continued singing if it wasen't for Kyo tackleing him to the ground.

"Put you damn pants..er.skirt back on!",Kyo yelled trying to shove the skirt back on him.

"OH,Kyo you know you love me!",He yelled back hugging him.Captain Jack Sparrow came running in with a jar of dirt,he triped and it landed on Yuki's head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH MY DIRT!",he ran away crying.Yuki looked around and blinked then he looked at himself.

"WHY AM I IN A MINISKIRT...even though it does look good on me.",Kyo nodded in agreement.

"..er,i mean.",Tohru ran out the door,and Shigure was still laughing,holding a video camera in his hands.

more chapters to come...if you coment.

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