Disclaimer: I don't own Drake & Josh, or anything related to the show. Based on a prompt I claimed at Fanprompted on LiveJournal- Post graduation. The house floods, forcing Walter, Audrey, and Megan to move out temporarily while repairs take place. Walter and Audrey stay with relatives across town, but Megan needs somewhere closer to school. The logical option is Drake's apartment- but seriously. Megan and Drake, alone in an apartment? Like that's a good idea. Thanks to moirariordan for the prompt.

Acknowledgements: Special thanks to my beta, xoxcrescentmoonxox.


When their house flooded because the pipes burst, the Parker-Nichols family was forced out temporarily.

"Where are we going?" Megan asked her parents. She hoped that they weren't staying with Walter's cousins, James and Nina Nichols. James and Nina lived about fifty minutes away. James tried to get everyone interested in his coin collection. He drove Drake, Josh, and Megan crazy.

Audrey and Walter exchanged a look. "Baby, you're going to be staying with Drake so you can be closer to school," Audrey explained.

"But I don't want to stay with Drake," the fourteen year old whined. She could play pranks on Drake, but it wasn't the same without Josh.

"You're going," the seven months pregnant Audrey declared. Audrey had learned of her unexpected third pregnancy just after Drake's single had hit number one. She was having a little girl, due five days after her forty-second birthday.

"Where are you staying?" Megan asked, annoyed, as Walter helped his pregnant wife pack up the stuff they had brought to the hotel.

"With James and Nina," Audrey replied. She really didn't want to stay with Walter's cousins, but her husband had insisted.

"The baby gets to stay with you," Megan tried. She didn't want to go to school for however long they fixed the house.

"Analise is living inside your mother, so she doesn't have a choice. You have to go to school," Walter told his daughter.

"Fine!" Don't expect me to be this happy about this," Megan said and stomped into the hotel's bathroom.

"We won't," Audrey called. She winced as the baby gave her a hard kick. It had been fourteen years since her last pregnancy, so this was an exciting experience. It had been eighteen years for Walter, so he was experiencing everything all over again.

"She'll get over it soon," Walter assured Audrey. Drake and Megan did get along sometimes, as did Josh and Megan. But since Josh was busy with school and his currently on the rocks relationship with Mindy, the two hadn't seen each other for awhile.

Megan came out of the bathroom ten minutes later, but she had calmed down. "Can I make fun of him sometimes?" she questioned.

Audrey rolled her eyes. She didn't understand her children's relationships, and hoped Analise would fit right in, despite the eighteen year age difference between her and the boys and the fourteen year difference between the baby and Megan. "Sure," she sighed.

"Yes!" Megan cried. She couldn't wait to play pranks on her brother. Hopefully, Josh would show up.

Ten minutes later, the Parker-Nichols family arrived at Drake's apartment. "You need to clean up more," Audrey scolded her son.

"I hate cleaning," Drake whined. He figured his mom would do it anyway. Since becoming pregnant, Audrey had been on a cleaning kick.

"I'll clean it for you," Audrey decided. Behind her back, Megan and Walter rolled their eyes. They were used to the overly-clean Audrey now.

"Audrey, we have to go," Walter reminded her. If his wife got going now, she'd never stop.

Audrey sighed. "I guess we'll go. Have fun, kids," she told her son and daughter.

"Bye," Drake called. He didn't look forward to spending time with his little sister.

"Bye," Megan told her parents. She was looking forward to spending time with her older brother.

Things were about to get interesting.